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Anyone got a spare tome of Demonic to Common Ciphers? I need to dig up Goreblax the Blood Cruncher's real name to nullify our demonic pact. The deal's gone sour over the past decade and I'm getting him really tired of leaving me voicemails about how he's gonna sue me and take me to demon court again. Alternatively if anyone's got a summoning ritual for a Greater Daemon that'll absorb him for a few kidnapped maiden's that'd be cool too. Edit:I lost my copy cause some halfling fuckwits hired a really good rogue to look around my archive for some crap. I got the bastards, but their blood ruined the runes. Bacontotem fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Feb 10, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 23:14 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 21:25 |
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basic hitler posted:what about evil sith wizards? I've been hunting the sith tombs on dromund kaas for the key to immortality and i've slowly been going insane and i see tomb horrors in my nightmares You really want to send adventurers into Sith tombs instead. Once they go insane or dark side you can just mind dominate them to your will and keep plundering. Going by yourself is a quick way to get eaten by a dormant Ooze or a trapped Demon. sweet geek swag posted:So a quick update on my cult. We're doing great! I managed to make a couple of alliances tht have really helped me out. First I convinced a fallen angel to join as the focus of worship. He killed an annoying mortal and all of a sudden he's kicked out of heaven. He doesn't want to go be a demon in Hell (who would honestly, as a necromancer I prefer the chill of a nice tomb). So this worked out perfectly for both of us. Kill him asap or enthrall him to your will. Evil scientists really tend to get cowardly if Paladins kick in their front door and their plans fail. At least as your thrall you can psychically strangle him before he gives up too much intel.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 23:26 |
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gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress. Anyone know a Elder Lich that won't devour your soul upon waking him up? I got a new neighbor who claims he's an at least 2000 year old Lich, but I suspect he's just some bullshit under 400 years old skeleton mage with a big ego and I really need someone to put them in their place.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:49 |
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basic hitler posted:I cant do this anymore. Im going white. Legit. Good guy. Just burned the last of my tomes. Some paladins are coming by tomorrow and raising a massive h holy shield as i violate every pact ive ever made with any demon. Lol they wont be able to do poo poo. Demonic pacts don't break that easy. You're going to want to wait a decade or 8 before you resurface.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 05:11 |
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Ya'll have been quite lately. Did I miss out on another dimension shift again?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 21:08 |
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basic hitler posted:I've been in hiding. How do i lose the heat from slaughtering an entire light side college including high paladin inquisitor Movrain? I have no idea how, but they have a blood sample so they can reliably track me now. Ive been moving every 36 hours but frankly im running out of hiding spots. I cant return to my lair as there are too many critical items not least of which are the phylacteries of several wizards.... Summon a 4th dimensional horror to devour your current time shard and go to another. If you're not 4th dimensional yet, summon a devil and a devil lawyer and a counter devil lawyer to transport you.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 03:59 |
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Crap, i think my main self lost a fight with some adventurers. I woke up even though i havent slept in 70k years and had flesh again.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 02:51 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'm one of those sissy elemental wizards that isn't nearly as cool as the necro/lich crowd. Just kidnap some Paladin's boy/girlfriend and corrupt him/her.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 20:12 |
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Verisimilidude posted:*counteracts all of your evil magic* God modding is actually evil as hell #664432. Welcome to the dark side.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 00:05 |
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I'm more worried that in six months or less I somehow get killed ten years ago. Sounds like youve got some alternative selves that are murdering each other and dumping the corpses in your current shard. Or worse you pissed off a 4th dimensional being.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 22:07 |
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Sometimes the petty evil is the best. I hexed a group of paladins so that every toilet they visit will be unflushed and someone left a poo poo on the seat. For added measure all toilet paper feels rough to them.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 07:16 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'm trying to curse a player piano with people's screamed final moments, but these old parts are just really a hassle to get ahold of and would anyone even appreciate this kind of thing nowadays? hipsters
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 21:22 |
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Alright. How many of you tried to take over the world this past halloween. Be honest.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 04:55 |
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Vlonald Prump posted:So I don't know if this is the right place for this but I dont see a Thread For Evil Clerics so... my ancient and terrible master, Juggaloth of the Laughing Faces, is looking for souls for a plan whose purpose has not yet been revealed to me. Does anyone have some spare souls they aren't using? My eldritch master can offer a wide variety of uncanny yet puissant mutations in exchange. How many souls and what sort of contsiner do you need?
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 21:14 |
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Vlonald Prump posted:Juggaloth has informed me that he needs precisely 8,888 souls for his plan of unknowable madness. Soul gems are fine, as are phylacteries, spirit bottles, etc. Juggaloth is nothing if not flexible. Send a trustworthy familiar or avatar to Blarjaq the Bloated in the 15th infernal realm. Itll get you a good deal on souls if you can get it a city to devour. For a demon hes very non-backstabby or rulefucky. Doesnt even want a pact. A rare honest gluttony demon who wants to eat flesh instead of souls.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 10:06 |
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Dont tell the plan until youre laughing at the heroes grandchildren who youve raised to worship you.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 03:02 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:
Melkor's ultimate execution was bad but the idea of weaving your evil into all creation is evil brilliance. Minus elves everything on the arda dimension has his taint. Like a moldy patch of wall in a fine house that you can never get rid of and gets you sick occasionally. Bacontotem fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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basic hitler posted:I see it more as a defect stemming from his inability to fundamentally create. who loving here hasn't created their own life? you are some sorceror rear end poser if you can't even animate custom life He tried to get in a rap battle with Illuvatar who is lazy but he can out sing anyone.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 22:48 |
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Been reading this tome about a Lich named Ainz ooal Gown while I wait for my physical form to regenerate(dont ask how I lost it this time). Not sure how I feel about a nervous nerd Lich Lord
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 22:52 |
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Al Borland Corp. posted:To fix the problem of me being a skeleton I made a clone. But the clone ran off before I could transfer my soul into it. It has all my memories and skills. If it starts posting here is that account sharing? Transfer your memories to the past. Chances are youre actually the clone.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 02:30 |
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poo poo. Ive shifted my conciouness through too many paralell universes and now Im pretty sure the adventurers that are hunting me are good versions of me that banded togther.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 21:59 |
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You can power some serious soul gems with that much concetrated suffering souls. Anyone got some basic material reading on how to convert a gym into a suffering soul engine power source?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 21:02 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:
Oh thats an easy one. Trainwiz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy3-hN3Bd50
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 07:10 |
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Automatic Slim posted:Does the music play out of thin air like that or was that done in post? Light hearted music out of nowhere, mocking the peasants was icing on the cake. Part of the spell. Optional Reagents change the volume and train type.
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 21:20 |
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Blaziken386 posted:Just read through the whole thread, and I'm loving it. Lots of good advice here guys, kudos. Was hoping someone could help me with a problem I seem to be having ATM? Gather like 6 orphans and make a dummy soul.
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# ¿ May 4, 2018 04:43 |