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Screaming Idiot posted:One of my guys said that he talked to himself a lot and spent a lot of time jumping over stones to build speed, but he was clearly drunk. I've heard of this kind of thing before. You may be dealing with a Crow Revenant with possible Creeping Enthrallment. You know, one of those crow spirit things powered by true love or whatever. It's always a good idea to kill household heads first, and not make them watch what you do (skeletonizing and adding to the workforce is a popular choice) to the domestic partners and/or kids, just in case. For the love of Vecna, don't taunt them. Crow Revenants are almost impossible to get rid of once they get their "vengeance" dander up. The problem is, orcs are super prone to enthrallment (I mean, they have to to, to be a cheap and easy to control workforce) and it's possible that you're dealing with some kind infestation. Crow Revenant infestations are like bedbugs except you don't want them where you live, it makes managing your living workforce a pain in the rear end. The only real way to be sure you've gotten rid of the whole thing is to completely vacate your territory, which is obviously not on the table for most evil wizards starting out. If you've got a vacation or other secondary hold or keep somewhere, obviously, you can chill there for a few hundo till the infestation burns itself out and the Crow Revenant thinks it's beat you and releases it's host into the afterlife. You may as well write off the souls of that guy and his family, you're never gonna be rid of the Crow Revenant if you use them to power anything. CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Mar 15, 2017 |
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I was talking with my buddy Tingle the other day, and he says that his magic words are never stolen as long as he only lets mute elves in on the secret. Hope that helps!
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Automatic Slim posted:Spell components like precious stones get part of their potency by the misery inflicted on those who've dug them out. The tears and pain of forced child labor adds an extra enticement to the summoning and binding of ruinous powers from beyond. Besides, what's the point of being an evil wizard if you pay fair market value of the labor. That's not, strictly speaking, true. It is a happy coincidence, though. 
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naem posted:Next time just put a really big obvious trap door to your skeleton pit right on the middle of the floor and start "monologuing." No. Don't do this. Forums poster naem is obviously a paladin or cleric. Never monologue. Just kill them. Show, don't tell. Automatic Slim posted:Don't showboat. Don't grandstand. Don't monologue. The "righteous" hang their hat on some kind of moral argument or big speech justification to BBEGs. Cold, impersonal evil really unnerves crusaders. If you want a flashy end, go Ozymandias, achieve your goal, and tell them their too late when they storm the castle. This guy gets it. Hihohe posted:Look if monologuing is wrong I dont want to be right. Look, you can just be an evil bard if you want to showboat. There's no shame in it.
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SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:Anyone else command an army of tiny faefolk? All ya gotta do is feed them pizza. Click here for more wizard tricks they don't want you to know. There's gonna be a Price. The Fae have their own set of hosed up Laws. I'm not saying to Keep their Laws, but I'm saying that you may have a hosed up situation on your hands.
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Hihohe posted:Leave it to a bunch of goons to make evil wizardry boring. Might as well put on a bunch of suits and join the republican party. Scary! posted:Uhhh guys I just summoned a pack of wolves to form a death metal band. I kicked them out of the band after one of them poo poo in my boots of healing and how they're scratching at my door and laughing at my wizard hat wh n I walk out in public brutal soy posted:REPUBLICAN WIZARD CHECKING IN IN VAS DES POR NATCHOS (Favoring the multiplayer Ultima over the single player versions until they imploded was a stroke of evil genius, EA are masters of their craft!) Anyway I was in my wizard cups yesterday, what do you all like to imbibe or consume relax or take a break from grinding everything beneath your heels?
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sweet geek swag posted:Honestly I prefer ghouls to skeletons, but skeletons are just so easy to get. And lol if you don't use Improved Animate Dead to keep them Animated permanently. They are not even slightly smart, but if you need something that requires massive amounts of manual labor they are great. And once you have actual minions and acolytes you can send them to supervise. Standard skeletons do suck in fights, any idiot with a mace or club can smash them, so it is best to use them as supplemental fighters or in vast numbers. Ultimately no single minion type is sufficient for today's up and coming dark wizard on the go. I use a mix of ghouls, skeletons, mid tier demons and devil's, as well as my cultists, my undead Blackguard, my Eldritch Abomination and my fallen Archangel. It's best to use more than one color, just so you don't get color hosed. Free tip! Hobelhouse posted:Oh man, it's simple, I picked some of this up when I was taking Eldritch Reckoning 101, you can put it in an Excel sheet even. Just take the 6th day of the 6th month of the nearest 6th Infernal year. Then, apply Zagnor's Profane Sequence based on the current earthly year. Separate out the new derived month, day, and year again and put them into the Formula of the Bloody-handed Betrayer. Then, take the unnatural logarithm of the solutions and you have the current Infernal Date. A little training pays off big! Peanut Butler posted:I wear like twelve magic rings because idgaf about wizard law rings for everything My dude. Wear all the rings you want, amassing Great Power is totally Within The Laws. It sounds like you may be dealing with repressed Paladin Logic, there's a couple ways to get over it. I know some good succubii if you can't handle it on your own. Rakosi posted:Someone put zombie porn on my crystal ball and some builders adding an extension onto my evil tower saw it and told the cops. How screwed am i? A minor fae glamour will usually work the first couple of times this happens, but you're gonna have to kill all these dudes for sure. Then make your own, "fresh," porn.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:What do you guys think of witches? I'm kinda torn, I once fell in love (like real, true love!) with this super hot witch, because she made me some of her broth everyday. We had wild witch sex, all the time, I think. I kinda hurts trying to remember, but it also feels good? Why didn't you bring her back? Surely you know how to defeat the shackles of this mortal coil?
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Pffft, reanimating and enthralling an ex is no biggie. Plus, you get to end things on your terms if you change your mind.
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VendaGoat posted:There is a huge difference between being a total sociopath and being an evil wizard bent on dominating a (insert region here) because of past wrongs. Actually, there's a lot of overlap.
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VendaGoat posted:To the uninitiated, yes. Everything is a lie. All things are permitted. As long as you Keep The Laws, obviously. VendaGoat posted:Just polymorph someone into your dream and then dominate them. Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. Peanut Butler posted:yea mine dude I doth wear twelve rings for I have e'en now in my clutches ten of the crystals of knull, two more of which stand betwixt mine minions and mine nemesis There will always be other nemesises. Nemesii? You'll find something else to do. You could join a fandom, for instance.
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Speleothing posted:What's the best way to get skeletons to look good in a suit? I've been trying to make my lair a little classier, and have been hoping to get some nice uniforms for all the minions. They just look so baggy and cheap even on a high quality skeleton. Spandex.
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Eela6 posted:Hi fellow wizards. Just checking in. I've taken the hat and cloak off the peg and I'm back into full-time wizardry after two decades of consulting and applied bardic research. That's right - I'm bringing back musical evil. You want to encourage them to do disgusting things, like, I don't know, peck at stuff? Eat stuff. Be scary. Bird stuff. Use your imagination. Get some creepy-rear end bird flocks going. Or, you know, give in to that maiden.
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Well, unless you have enough to share. (Keep The Laws)
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Hobelhouse posted:Buddy of mine used to run the local chapter of the Cult of Ba'al and he got maaaaad brainwashed cultist pussy. Ba'al is kind of a party animal though, IDK about some random entropy god. You'll all probably wind up looking like diseased skeletons and corpulent germbags in no time and that is NOT a good look for getting down with (one of my exs was Nurgle- curious, don't ask) Which Ba'al are you talking about? Zebub? Horchata? Frank? Ba'al is a title. Ba'al Zebub is "Lord of the Flies" and took ownership of the name after some crazy Yam (the Storm God) cultists started carrying him around in a box and promoting their worldwide cultural hegemony (that thing with Mithras really made the whole thing snowball in a delightfully hilarious direction) which included calling Him a giant piece of poo poo. His portfolio is actually farming, fertility and the soft rains, though He has started to dabble in excrement, pestilence, and golden showers as sort of a disruptive marketing thing. Ba'al Frank, though. Ba'al Frank... is a real party dude.
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Tiny Deer posted:The path to good is a slippery slope, you have to stay alert. Never play with nature magic, it's almost as bad as the loving gibbon talking about 'evil barding'. Song is inherently harmonic, dum-dums, harmony = GOOD. You're just asking for some beautiful and innocent maiden to ensnare your heart with her pure voice if you gently caress with it. FALSE. It is a well-known fact that devils are the best musicians and the font of harmonic power from which bards and other musicians draw. Especially metal.  nomadologique posted:please don't enslave dracoliches, seriously folks, these are conscious creatures. i used to work for one, very nice fellow, discounted me a significant portion of my soul at the end of my term of employment. You know, becoming an immortal dragon lich is kind of my endgame, that's why I've turned the sun red and the land to ash with my defiling magics in my quest for unlife singularity. All within The Laws, obviously. Everything has a price.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:yo did you do that thing where you create an Obsidian Desert? that sounds rad as gently caress Yes, and a Sea of Ash, too! All the hosed up poo poo of the ocean but with the blind aeons of eternity and stone! Defiling magic is totes hella rad. Screaming Idiot posted:If I wanted to obey laws I'd become some paladin's bootlick. I became an evil wizard so I could surpass mortality, shatter the bonds of the physical world, and SHOW THAT loving ASSWIPE TODD THAT I AM NOT A BITCH You know, being mad about The Laws existing is exactly like being one of those human teenagers loudly, vaguely mad about someone called "SkyDaddy" and their opinions on his followers... Except The Laws are real and worth throwing a hissy fit over. Also, good luck with Todd! I'm sure he deserves it.
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Usually all that is left of my enemies is ashes and their eternal sorrow, I kind of wish I had some maidens with lucious, swinging bones around to give me head. The heads of my enemies, that is. I don't have a wiener on the traditional sense anymore, I don't think, the process of becoming an immortal dracolich-king is kind of weird.
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Space Taxi posted:The neighbour's kid keeps hanging around my tower wanting to be my apprentice. I wouldn't mind an apprentice really but this kid is dumb as poo poo. I don't even know if he's worth dismembering for spare parts for my flesh golem. Give him a test. One you don't expect him to survive. Just keep making tests you don't expect him to survive and he'll serve his purpose, you might even get an actual apprentice out of it. Just make sure he doesn't resent you, learn how to kill you, or have an opportunity to do so.
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Screaming Idiot posted:So I've decided to branch out into mad science as well as evil wizarding, and the results have been fantastic! I just finished my giant cybernetic battle-golem made from enchanted titanium plates with demon-infused motivators units fueled by a custom-designed necrotomic power plant. It's armed with hellfire missiles -- literal hellfire, mind you, the cool neon green stuff -- and baleflame plasma cannon using the souls of war orphans as ammunition. Pics or it didn't happen. aegof posted:Mixing science and magic can be extremely effective. Magic gets jealous, is the thing. It won't let you be a master of magic and science, and will start to passive-aggressively make higher level spells harder and harder to pull off. This usually doesn't matter; the flexibility of technology typically makes up the difference, and it's as easy as temporarily forgetting how electricity works to get back on magic's good side. But absolutely do not allow a rival wizard or scientist to catch you in an anti-magic or -technology field. Any magi-tech stuff you've brought into the field will at best be nonfunctional and you may not have the power to take your rival on anymore. I'm gonna have to look into all of this, although I'm not sure I left enough people alive on my last push towards immortal dragon emperor for them to invent the Internet on my plane. I could "let" them discover it, I suppose. Power_of_the_glory posted:Anyone else ever feel that they are an evil witch trapped in the body of an evil wizard? There are spells for that. You can resort to fleshcrafting if the body-acceptance mindshaping absolutely will not take hold, but it's a last resort. Power_of_the_glory posted:I have tried that, but everytime I try to fornicate with a devil to form the pact to officially become an evil witch, I am rejected. Devils are surprisingly transphobic. Devils, being masters of Lawful Evil, know the Truth, as they must manipulate it to their monkey paw purposes. They can smell your blood, which has a Y chromosome. You either need to broker a new deal that suits your purposes (you will need a good Devil lawyer on your side,) get a better fleshcrafting spell or a Belt of Gender Swapping, or mind control a Devil before you attempt this. A combination of all three has the best chance of success. And yes, Bowie was a master.
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Eela6 posted:Devils aren't just capital-E Evil, they're jerks, through and through. They have a commitment to petty evil that's admirable in its own way. You may be (you totally are, I'm being polite and understated here) confusing demons and devils there. A devil usually waits for and acts upon the conditions in a legally binding contract, a demon does whatever you leave an opening for. This is D&D 101, guys. Arkanomen posted:Yup, that's a pretty common problem. When working on the material plane you have to understand balance and how going full public super evil for too long causes the pendulum to swing back. Heroic bands suddenly appear using powers way outside mortal means, dependable servants suddenly lose their minds and become useless and the walls of power and fear you've spent ages building start to give way to hope and goodness. Keep The Laws, and you won't have to vaycay on another plane so often. The senile old man lich is a nice touch. Power_of_the_glory posted:Honestly, in this situation it is best to let them think they have won and that you have been vanquished for all time. Disappear for a few decades and let the now saved kingdom enter a new golden age. Return and before the heroes realize you have begun to regain your power, murder them in front of their children. Let the children escape because their is no way they can ever be a threat to you. Oh, oh buddy, no. You gotta murder them kiddies too, only the ones who get away have no combat or magical skills to speak of and are therefore safe. Skypie posted:I think if you've identified that The Balance is swinging away from you, you're not in a bad spot. It's a good tip off not to burn your powerful resources first. It can be difficult and time-consuming to force it back your way so you may be better served by playing the cosmic narrative to what I call the "mid season finale." Worry about The Balance once you've gotten a hang of The Laws. The Balance requires a good Laws foundation to be exploitable in your favor. Skypie posted:Well I mean this is why it's important to follow The Laws. You might be doing some nasty evil, but the gods can't directly intervene if you're not objectively crossing lines. You get it.Mad Hamish posted:Dude, how have you not realized that you're stuck in a narrative? Did you have an inspector come by to check for excessive deposits of narrativium before you built your mountaintop doom fortress? Like poo poo man, what did you expect? I'll bet at this point the narrative is so strong that when the villagers in the valley below look up to the spiked turrets of your lair in superstitious terror, lightning flashes and thunder rolls, regardless of how nice the weather is.
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Power_of_the_glory posted:You guys really need to stop hating on us part fish people. My grandfather was a deep one and I am proud of my heritage. Being able to live underwater has helped me evade most curious adventure seekers. Most heroes don't want to deal with the oceans what so ever. The few that do are usually too stupid to realize that wearing full plate armor while on deck of their ship is suicide. I have dragged many would be heroes to their doom with just a few simple summoned tentacles. Nothing is more satisfying that watching a Paladin try to remove their armor while they are drowning (most don't even put any points into swimming anyway). I probably have more wealth and souls than all of you and I have never had to make a deal with any abyssal beings or become a lich (because I am already immortal due to my eldritch heritage). It really sounds like you're
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Let's be totally honest for a second here. No wizard ever really sees themselves as evil, per se. It's just shortsighted idiots who resent our bootstrapping and want the fruits of our magical labors re-distributed to peasants from the Black Forest who didn't earn them. Evil, for lack of a better world, is good.
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Gridlocked posted:I keep trying to make golems but necromaners keep stealing my raw materials to raise them as zombies. Can someone please give me some advice? TIA. Your problem here is that you are starting with flesh golems, blood golems, bone golems, etc. Those come later in the build order, you need a couple straw golems at least to keep rival graverobbers away from your flesh farms until they are up and running. All they have to do is scare them away, although if they do kill the necromancer's minions that's more flesh, bones, etc for your pile. I mean, Animate Scarecrow is a simple spell, and necromancer minions are a cowardly and superstitious lot... CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 03:50 on May 23, 2017 |
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Conversely, you could put a Delayed Corpse Explosion spell on those suckers and wait 'till you hear the screams. A necromancer can always gain more minions, fool! It's like you don't know anything about startup culture.
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Skypie posted:Any necromancer worth his salt won't be anywhere near freshly raised minions anyway. They'll put new corpses in the fields where nothing gets hurt if they lapse into madness or explode or spontaneously decompose into pools of acid. No, not freshly raised minions, I mean the teenage posers who wear clothes from Hot Topic and think that necromancy is cool. Necromancy is not "cool," necromancy is a tool like any other tool. Just like ninja. The thing is, you can get stupid kids to easily interfere with most kinds of dark wizards who are just starting to get settled in to a new territory before the arcane machines and defenses are set.
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It's usually that a kid grows up thinking ninja or necromancers are the coolest thing ever and they focus on becoming one above all other skills. Trust me, I've seen it a million times over my aeons of transformation into an immortal dragon-king-god. Sure, ninja are sweet and they basically flip out ALL THE TIME and play electric guitars with their boners, and necromancy is a powerful school of magic, but you need a backup plan for your day job until you get your big break.
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Okay, and this is important, you have to learn to invest wisely in local businesses. Not only do they provide a good front for all your... research... but they let you get your insidious grasp around just about everything. This is more of a Lawful Evil thing, you can kill and molest them all later on once you're established, but honestly there will be no delicious fear to harvest if you've wiped everyone out. Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, and make sound financial decisions.
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Automatic Slim posted:Because of last night's Game of Thrones, everyone is going to want a Dracolich. Nice! I mean, it's not evil because the pursuit of knowledge is never evil and the limited studies done (due to everyone being such coddled babies about it) have shown that "spoilers" don't actually decrease enjoyment of consumed, there's a actually a greater stigma attached to "spoilers" than, say, Satanism. Satanists actually are pretty ethical people and Keep The Laws better than most if not all other groups, as a whole. key party favors posted:extremely busy with the eclipse. where were you guys? I basically had to solo this. wtf class of the third liminal skull? where were you guys? Look, I've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I don't need that kind of poo poo in my unlike. I just don't. Barudak posted:So they tell me, me!, that it doesnt loving matter if I got contracts with all this poo poo written out between me and joe shitfarmer or that I heal him fully and erase his memories of it afterwards, collecting his tears in vials is considered non-lawful and like, gently caress man, if its not lawful whyve I got so much signed paperwork and records coming out my rear end like Im trying to transmute air to wood? That's just, like, one guy. Even if you take all his tears, it's not gonna be enough, not for the good poo poo. What you need to do is get multiple streams of reagents. One way to do so is to create a shell corporation (Like you don't know how to do this, we're all "evil" here, bro) that harvests the tears for you and absolves you of all responsibility should paladins or other do-"good"-ers start asking questions. For all my tear needs I generally rely on cursed eyewash stations with fluids which have conveniently have "just passed their expiration dates" and that the managers at whatever company I'm supplying conveniently "forgot" to order more while they were in their office making sure people didn't work more than 36 hours a week. You could also try onion farms, restaurant kitchens where the cuisine is onion-heavy or even try to get in touch with Dave Mustaine, he's got some great tears in a vial. He just cries directly in there whenever he thinks about James and Lars. Be creative! Whatever you choose to do, It just has to be simple, easily repeatable, and you gotta be able to use minions to automate the process. Which brings me to: Bacontotem posted:Ya'll have been quite lately. Did I miss out on another dimension shift again? My plan 'tis... fairly close to completion. I have Kept The Laws. I have amassed unassailable defenses, yea, that e'en the denizens of the Celestial Planes doth tremble at the thought of challenging my dread resplendence. I'm going to Alter a Law. Why would I do such a thing, I, who doth goad and prod and cajole others to Keep The Laws? In sooth, I have no love for these dread Laws, yea, e'en as I Keep them. For they are... they are... just the worst. Seriously guys. I hate The Laws. I cannot undo them as they are part of the fabric of Reality the Creator wove as he shat Reality into hellish Existence. With his many butts, obviously. I'm not going to go into specifics here because any paladin or adventurer with  can post here and read my plans, and I didn't get to be a lich by letting other people in on my plans, but suffice it to say, I have finally ground out enough reagents to substantially change one (1) of the Laws.Which Law? I cannot decide at the moment. However... I would be open to suggestions. And bribes. Bribes are important. Fellow "Evil" Wizards, tell me which Law you would have me change to a mockery of it's former self, and how much you're gonna pay for finally, finally, making The Laws... just.
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Toilet Shoes posted:Legalize Hemp The Laws of Man do not concern me, and I'm pretty sure cannabis is going to be legal everywhere soon anyway. This seems like a waste, plus, what's in it for me? Verily, I can toke up most unrighteously whenever the spirit doth grab me. Goa Tse-tung posted:I know it's more like a guidline and not a LAW, but you do something with Never Deal With A Dragon? I've got sooooo many ideas, cmon make them, like, not gently caress us over so much, or less vengefull, can you do that? That's more of a Rule Of Thumb, which, whilebgenerally should be Followed, may be safely ignored, mostly. Hmm. The Law of Supply and Demand or the Law of Equivalency. I will take some time to decide and also allow for some of you yahoos to read the Book wherein the Laws are Kept so that you may reacquaint yourselves with them so that you may know what you want me to Alter first. Also to let you guys get some more bribes together. I realize this is short notice to spring something like this upon you.
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Body swapping is probably the best in this situation, 'it's true. Like Skypie said, make sure to keep a low profile for a while, so no one casts Detect Evil on you.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Sorry for the previous post. My familiar was trying to send a message for help with his beak. The demon tricked me and I am now in the jar. He took the soul that was in here and took human form, then left. I have conjured an unseen servant, which I was able to have pull out a battery from my Amazon Fire remote, wrap that in some foil, and use as a phone stylus to write this post. I am about 8 inches tall right now and I am not really sure how airtight this jar is. It seems ok. But I really need to open this thing now. I foolishly had my familiar drop it from height but it didn't break and I think I broke a leg. And to rub salt in the wound, there's a lot of salt in here from my earlier attempt to bind the demon. I assume you've tried Bigby's Opening Hand? I mean, it's pretty basic stuff, but... Have Blue posted:im wondering is any demonomancers cant help me out w/ a quick q: It's their responsibility to keep any outstanding commitments regardless of restructuring. As long as these pacts are with devils, not demons.
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Demonic contracts are forever, broseph. No statute of limitations once a deal is struck.
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Oh, they're getting with the times, I see. Most of my contracts are grandfathered in.
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The problem wth Fae bargains is you're only likely to get something resembling a fair deal from the Seelie Court, and even then, they're gonna gently caress with you more than normal for being "evil." The Faewild is a great place to hide a phylactery if you can secure a hiding place, though, let me tell you.
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