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phasmid posted:Are you sure? I read a bunch of books on this and that doesn't seem right. What about the other guys in the thread who say it's kosher? Kosher or whatever our equivalent is? I hear unicorn meat tastes good, especially veal. It's very much Kosher, but instead of a Rabbi you need a virgin (Rabbis must be married so they're right out) to butcher and dress the neat, what with the kundalini-draining blood. There are other... animals one can drink the blood from that are... most efficacious. phasmid posted:1. That Harry Pothead poo poo for babies. 1. Then why are you doing Harry Potter poo poo like drinking unicorn blood, which bestows a cursed half-life, etc? Why be a Voldemort when you can be a kickin' rad lich instead? 2. That's a solid spell. Good choice. phasmid posted:Btw anybody excited for Walpurgisnacht? I'm def gonna coven-crash disguised as a goat. I don't think they have this on my world, at least, not by that name. Care to explain more?
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you're going through all the trouble, why not just bleed the virgin and take a bath? While it will not bestow immortality, most virgins' blood has high fat content and will have a great moisturizing effect upon your parchment-like wrinkled wizard skin. Watch those years drop off with this one simple trick! Ooh, that's a good point! (Unless you've made a gently caress Golem and are using it to prepare food, obviously.) There are many (non-sex, but also sex) uses for virgins and bicorns! Not so much for unicorns, though.
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phasmid posted:I'll admit to being a novice but claiming that you got into wizardry because of JK Rowling is like saying you didn't know sex could be kinky til you read 50 shades. I'm new but I'm not a total waste (hopefully). I will allow you copies of three books from my library. Choose wisely. phasmid posted:Walpurga was this heretic who moonlighted as a nun and now we honor her by congregating on hills and whatnot to have orgies. Lots of intradisciplinary quibbles here, witches who only do "white magic" (lol sure) and a panoply of fringe practitioners. If you've got witchcraft/devilry on your world you probably have some analogue. Just think sacrilege and cocktails with a tasteful amount of bestiality. Our Bacchanalia is similar, but of a different tradition I think? On my world, we killed the gods and the environment long ago leaving only a semi-barren wasteland with seas of silt. Waaaay different traditions over here... but it's good to know if I ever go on vaycay.
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Just cast Polymorph Wang or Power Word: Boner to fix that pesky problem for a couple hours. Should be enough time unless you were into the tantric stuff.
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DerekSmartymans posted:I think you have wizaids. Then again, you have access to creams for the dry skin so you may have conjured up super-model syndrome (not liking foods/throwing up). Photoshop that flaking skin and continue making young girls feel bad about their looks. Now THAT'S evil! There's no cure for wizaids. Not even lichdom, as far as I know. Sorry. Blaziken386 posted:Just read through the whole thread, and I'm loving it. Lots of good advice here guys, kudos. Was hoping someone could help me with a problem I seem to be having ATM? You don't even know what you signed your soul away to? Or for? I mean, it's probably Lucifer Morningstar, but it could be any number of entities. If it's a devil, you can challenge it to a rock-off. I hope you love metal. Devils love metal. Their riffs are loving tasty, they do what they want, and whatever they've got, they're gonna flaunt. A demon? Well, they're not very reasonable, you will have to fight it. Equip your skeletons and minions with... cold iron I think. If you have a cold iron golem, that's your best bet. You couuuuld become a lich and argue that you've misplaced your soul if it's the lawyering type.
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