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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I'm a amateur wizard. :v:

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luv 2 date boys posted:

whoa you got some links we can see your work at

I don't really have a lot of spells, just some incantations and spurious alchemy. I once summoned a level 4 demon for a little while but it was mitigated by the aether. :gbsmith:

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Pastry Mistakes posted:

None of you scrubs can even get on my level when it comes to wielding metamagic.

Whatever I'm so meta I don't even know what you are talking about. :jerkbag:

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Creed Reunion Tour posted:

*runs into thread out of breath*

ava- *wheezes*

avada kedav- *wheeze cough*





avada kedavra *pisses pants. its green*

Whoa! :staredog:

*unsheaths piss prism from black satin pouch* :mmmsmug:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Plz don't doxx me. :smith:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Once I got lost in the bliss of plant kingdom and lost focus as the predator and became a deer and feared only the cat as my nemesis. Then I submitted the the nectar of the flower and aligned the solar center as the predator and was a bee. But then I caught focus of the fleshy horizon and I was human again focusing forward. P cool.

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I was about to be like yo, we can just drink the nectar of the cyphon from the light and use the heat it makes to keep us warm as the moon swings us into nirvana but then I was like we can just burn the sticks and cook the flesh with some BBQ sauce so we aren't suckers to the solar nemesis. :clint:

But then, ironically, as my pseudo hive began to purify the fundament by discovering fire and mitigating the decomposers, I, the tree, had the energy to make fruit to allure the people once again as a romantic offering of fruit flesh to spread my kernel as the hive once did. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jan 4, 2017

ClamdestineBoyster
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JiveHonky posted:

Anyone got a good spell for summoning Japanese lesbian vomit videos? Its for a friend.

Open google webpage. Type "pornography" into search bar. Your welcome. :smuggo:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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Socks4Hands posted:

Are you pro-chaos or anti-chaos? Let's just say I watched the Lego Movie and learned the hard way.

Ffs if you're anti chaos then you are inherently pro chaos. Harry Potter bs. :colbert:

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