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GenericOverusedName posted:But then he'd be fat, and nobody respects a fatass wizard. That's why you need to hire ripped wizard as a personal trainer. Plus if you befriend him he'll show you pics of slut demon-possessed lady with the massive rack on his iScry.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 07:45 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 02:22 |
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CERNomancers loving overcast fireballs on purpose. Now we're into plasma fans and gamma-rays. Eat poo poo, Elminster.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 04:24 |
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God Of Paradise posted:I just told him I was a hasidic Jeweler. Truly evil. 👹
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 21:52 |
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Unholy poo poo!
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 02:58 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:What if, now, hear me out, what if Illuvatar got into a rap battle with Tom Bombadil? Will Goldberry twerk it?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 04:12 |
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fbsw posted:i tested a new low-cost teleportation spell on myself last week (new to this, no thralls, "bootstrapping") and think i hosed something up. my skin is flaking like crazy, can barely stomach food, been barfing up weird goop. couldn't find anything matching on wizmd I think you have wizaids. Then again, you have access to creams for the dry skin so you may have conjured up super-model syndrome (not liking foods/throwing up). Photoshop that flaking skin and continue making young girls feel bad about their looks. Now THAT'S evil!
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 01:12 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 02:22 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Call up J.B. Flumpwhistle, he may have something for the Wizaids JB more like BJ, right? Lol You get it? Like bj is slang for blow job and wizaids is gay! Well it would have been great in the bitcoin thread!!!
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 22:36 |