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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

happy new year from the best coast dillweeds

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
gently caress you Oregon and California, cascadia forever

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Get hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY-X6exJNg

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
There's actually an artery running along your gouche that gets flattened to the point that you can't get a boner anymore. Buy the right seat, though, and it won't be a problem.

Added bonus: you won't look like a loving dork on your recumbent bike


Edit: well for a stationary exercise bike who cares, but try googling recumbent bike and see how long it takes before you find someone who looks cool on one.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 5, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Crossposting from AI

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

no bones about it posted:

If they have a fully stocked kitchen and "zen room" they probably expect you to live there in order to fulfill their bullshit workload that they refuse to hire on extra people to handle.

Which reminds me, I can't wait to start looking for a job in Seattle! :shepicide:


Video production companies aren't retarded like software engineering, so I'm more worried about poo poo pay rather than poo poo hours

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

lite_sleepr posted:

Gay porn needs video engineers.

Last time I looked on craigslist for video jobs, 2/3rds the listings were for HOT GUYS FOR WEBCAM SHOWS so

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I'm too fat and old to jerk off for weird dudes :smith:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

lite_sleepr posted:

No you're not. That is among the handful of things you can never be too old to do.

Sorry, I should've clarified: I'm too fat and old to get PAID to jerk off for weird dudes.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Oh cool, our kitchen renovation turned into subfloor replacement which turned into this place being an uneven as gently caress old house that was owned by grover-kin at some point. Yaaaay home ownership :suicide:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Look at this dumb poo poo



The middle beam sunk enough that it doesn't touch half those pointless half beams. Running from the right beam to the one under the left wall is only 6 feet, so we'll run new ones to be nice and level on that end. I don't know why they didn't do that in the first place. :grovertoot:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm glad we have so many retired tradesmen as family members. A retired carpenter stopped by and gave us guidance, I was feeling overwhelmed until that. There were also seven god drat layers of flooring on top of the original fir floor. Basically

MA-Horus posted:

Previous owners are poo poo.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Wanna jump into a trash heap? Because my aunt won't stop posting poo poo from these retards.

https://www.facebook.com/anticorpmedia/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Nothing spurs a diet or exercise routine like your doctor saying that if your blood pressure doesn't come down she's going to put you on a prescription for it 😑

Treadmills gotten a lot of use since then.

:sigh: same. Telling me my blood pressure is slightly high makes me feel crummy for a day, but asking to put me on drugs? gently caress you, I don't need medication! I can get healthy all by myself!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

MurderBot posted:

My garmin watch says I run fast because I can actually run fast, loving nerds

can anyone help me put these 35's on the smith machine?

Do rear end-to-grass squats without a belt ever or you're a trash human being

also deadlifts every day or you'll stay a twinklord forever

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Whoa hey I found a thing

https://teespring.com/shop/hailss-18-satan#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front



it's too bad the rest of that shirt page is full of motodouche poo poo

edit: is there just some pakistani dude with a poor grasp of english taking people's signatures on ar15.com and turning them into shirts?

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 24, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
g*d bless all those troops who died in the veteran war

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dad chat talk: I'm going to be a dad.

Congrats!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The whole shop is insane, there's at least two or three ridiculous shirts per page.










Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Dad tip: don't look up climate projections for the 2080's :(

E: I don't understand how people could have kids and not be up in arms about climate change.

My girlfriend doesn't like it when I point out say that our kids are gonna be meat for the grinder in the climate wars

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
:catstare:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

need this shirt asap

Buy away

https://teespring.com/dead-veterans-lvimited-edito?page=27&tsmac=store&tsmic=usa-patriots-2016#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

Congrats Whip Dadcheek.


Holy poo poo, only two hours left to order this, gang.

Edit: Ordered a mug.

Oops, forgot to mention it last night, but that counter is as real as the ones they have in infomercials. Order whenever you want, it's bullshit.


Naked Bear posted:

A dad as gently caress project:

https://imgur.com/a/mRfgu



Link doesn't work. Was it deleted out of embarrassment?

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jan 25, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
*gives a permaban so you can focus on irl stuff forever*

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Supermotos are the best. I sold my street-legal sumo for a YZ450, though, so I could turn it into a track bike and race on go kart tracks against other nerds.



Also bought this a few years ago for the touring stuff. You can see my old supermoto(on dirt wheels) on the left.




And wear a loving full face helmet, yo. Riding around Honolulu without a helmet was fun for a bit, but I like having brains and a jaw.


Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
lol get hosed north east

http://i.imgur.com/pEKWy4L.gifv

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah but this is the first wolverine movie with blood like that. Most of them any slashing or chopping is done off camera or no wounds are shown. This one the pair leave bloody dismembered body parts all over.

Isn't this also the first R-rated X-Men movie? There's your reason.

thanks Deadpool

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Reminds me of good times of that old web comic that "fap" came from and the suicide girl.

"Hard A Line" or something like that.

Thin H Line, then he changed it to sexy losers or something

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Buca di Bepis posted:

This poo poo is super common. My favorite/most detestable thing I saw when judging an elementary school science fair was a project "proving" that vaccines caused autism. That one got a 0.

That stupid apple one is based on some equally stupid experiment where some Japanese dude did the praise/abuse/ignore thing to three jars of cooked rice. There's a YouTube video of it, idiots take it as gospel.

Edit: here it is, notice how every suggested video is other idiots mimicking it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehlw-9PJkIE

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Mar 16, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

Wow you people really can ruin anything

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Arc Light posted:

At the Bataan Memorial Death March. I swore I would never do it again, but here I am. RIP knees and feet.

If I never post again, someone please shitpost on my behalf.
If you fall out do they have a Japanese dude kill you with a sword and kick you in the ditch? Pretty loving lightweight otherwise imo

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

WaWa and Sheetz are gas stations and when you call them "overrated" I question if you realize that they are gas stations.

That's what these dorks are talking about? Who gets a salad at a gas station, smh

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I found their microwave burrito selection to be very lacking in variety, and the coffee was merely at starbuck's level on taste. The deli is a nice addition, though, so I'll give this petroleum service facility 7/10

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I just wish I could get ethanol-free premium without getting a fleet membership or driving an hour out of town. I don't care about ethanol in my car, but for bikes and lawn mowers it can matter.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Woof Blitzer posted:

I posted a while back that one of my neighbors was flying a quadcopter over everyone's houses. Well...

Guess what turned up today?

"I'm keepin' it! It's mine now!"

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
yeah that name just reminds me of faye reagan

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Iron fist: lol don't bother. To much focus on Rand Corp., Danny whines at least 5 times an episode about his dead parents, the choreography is garbage, and they don't even show the big moment that makes him the iron fist.

He fights a dragon, but you don't even see a dragon or a fight, just glowing eyes

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 27, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
A lot of Luke Cage was boring to me because he's just Superman that can't fly. He's basically unstoppable. It got better, but the pacing wasn't too good and it went into some retarded Spike lee-style scenes.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Who wants to trip balls and talk about their war experience?

quote:

***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Hello Pulse tribe!

We are pleased to announce that we are currently working with associate producers from Netflix, who are in the process of producing a documentary about Ayahuasca and the healing process of American veterans suffering from PTSD. According to the producers, “the documentary will emphasize a deep spiritual look and feel - this is not the typical talking heads documentary, but an immersive audiovisual experience into the world of Ayahuasca healing.”

They are looking for veterans who have lived close to war and participated in armed conflict, who would be willing to share their story and journey of healing.

We are offering a free 2 or 3 week stay at our Center to participate in this documentary! They are looking for at least one person who has not partaken in the medicine before, but others who participate can have some experience.

If you or someone you know fits this description and is interested in participating in this, please email transform@pulsetours.com, and include either a written description or a brief 1 - 2 minute video of your story and any experience with the medicine. We will be selecting participants in the coming weeks, please feel free to share this with anyone you think may be interested!

Love and Light,
The Pulse Team

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

ditto

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