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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:happy new year from the best coast dillweeds
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 09:11 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:48 |
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gently caress you Oregon and California, cascadia forever
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 09:12 |
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Get hype https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY-X6exJNg
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 18:55 |
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There's actually an artery running along your gouche that gets flattened to the point that you can't get a boner anymore. Buy the right seat, though, and it won't be a problem. Added bonus: you won't look like a loving dork on your recumbent bike Edit: well for a stationary exercise bike who cares, but try googling recumbent bike and see how long it takes before you find someone who looks cool on one. Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 23:52 |
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Crossposting from AI
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 17:51 |
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no bones about it posted:If they have a fully stocked kitchen and "zen room" they probably expect you to live there in order to fulfill their bullshit workload that they refuse to hire on extra people to handle. Which reminds me, I can't wait to start looking for a job in Seattle! Video production companies aren't retarded like software engineering, so I'm more worried about poo poo pay rather than poo poo hours
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 18:49 |
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lite_sleepr posted:Gay porn needs video engineers. Last time I looked on craigslist for video jobs, 2/3rds the listings were for HOT GUYS FOR WEBCAM SHOWS so
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 21:50 |
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:Well?? I'm too fat and old to jerk off for weird dudes
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 23:06 |
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lite_sleepr posted:No you're not. That is among the handful of things you can never be too old to do. Sorry, I should've clarified: I'm too fat and old to get PAID to jerk off for weird dudes.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 07:15 |
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Oh cool, our kitchen renovation turned into subfloor replacement which turned into this place being an uneven as gently caress old house that was owned by grover-kin at some point. Yaaaay home ownership
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 21:32 |
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Look at this dumb poo poo The middle beam sunk enough that it doesn't touch half those pointless half beams. Running from the right beam to the one under the left wall is only 6 feet, so we'll run new ones to be nice and level on that end. I don't know why they didn't do that in the first place.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:45 |
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I'm glad we have so many retired tradesmen as family members. A retired carpenter stopped by and gave us guidance, I was feeling overwhelmed until that. There were also seven god drat layers of flooring on top of the original fir floor. BasicallyMA-Horus posted:Previous owners are poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:30 |
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Wanna jump into a trash heap? Because my aunt won't stop posting poo poo from these retards. https://www.facebook.com/anticorpmedia/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 19:12 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Nothing spurs a diet or exercise routine like your doctor saying that if your blood pressure doesn't come down she's going to put you on a prescription for it 😑 same. Telling me my blood pressure is slightly high makes me feel crummy for a day, but asking to put me on drugs? gently caress you, I don't need medication! I can get healthy all by myself!
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 20:54 |
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MurderBot posted:My garmin watch says I run fast because I can actually run fast, loving nerds Do rear end-to-grass squats without a belt ever or you're a trash human being also deadlifts every day or you'll stay a twinklord forever
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 00:10 |
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Whoa hey I found a thing https://teespring.com/shop/hailss-18-satan#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front it's too bad the rest of that shirt page is full of motodouche poo poo edit: is there just some pakistani dude with a poor grasp of english taking people's signatures on ar15.com and turning them into shirts? Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:21 |
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g*d bless all those troops who died in the veteran war
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:30 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Dad chat talk: I'm going to be a dad. Congrats!
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:34 |
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The whole shop is insane, there's at least two or three ridiculous shirts per page.Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Dad tip: don't look up climate projections for the 2080's My girlfriend doesn't like it when I
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 22:11 |
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 22:56 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:need this shirt asap Buy away https://teespring.com/dead-veterans-lvimited-edito?page=27&tsmac=store&tsmic=usa-patriots-2016#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 00:07 |
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Godholio posted:Congrats Whip Dadcheek. Oops, forgot to mention it last night, but that counter is as real as the ones they have in infomercials. Order whenever you want, it's bullshit. Naked Bear posted:A dad as gently caress project: Link doesn't work. Was it deleted out of embarrassment? Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jan 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 19:59 |
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*gives a permaban so you can focus on irl stuff forever*
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 00:23 |
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Supermotos are the best. I sold my street-legal sumo for a YZ450, though, so I could turn it into a track bike and race on go kart tracks against other nerds. Also bought this a few years ago for the touring stuff. You can see my old supermoto(on dirt wheels) on the left. And wear a loving full face helmet, yo. Riding around Honolulu without a helmet was fun for a bit, but I like having brains and a jaw.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 05:54 |
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lol get hosed north east http://i.imgur.com/pEKWy4L.gifv
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 23:46 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah but this is the first wolverine movie with blood like that. Most of them any slashing or chopping is done off camera or no wounds are shown. This one the pair leave bloody dismembered body parts all over. Isn't this also the first R-rated X-Men movie? There's your reason. thanks Deadpool
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 18:13 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Reminds me of good times of that old web comic that "fap" came from and the suicide girl. Thin H Line, then he changed it to sexy losers or something
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:53 |
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Buca di Bepis posted:This poo poo is super common. My favorite/most detestable thing I saw when judging an elementary school science fair was a project "proving" that vaccines caused autism. That one got a 0. That stupid apple one is based on some equally stupid experiment where some Japanese dude did the praise/abuse/ignore thing to three jars of cooked rice. There's a YouTube video of it, idiots take it as gospel. Edit: here it is, notice how every suggested video is other idiots mimicking it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehlw-9PJkIE Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Mar 16, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 06:29 |
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Zeris posted:Wow you people really can ruin anything
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 17:51 |
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Arc Light posted:At the Bataan Memorial Death March. I swore I would never do it again, but here I am. RIP knees and feet.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 20:46 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 21:32 |
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TBeats posted:WaWa and Sheetz are gas stations and when you call them "overrated" I question if you realize that they are gas stations. That's what these dorks are talking about? Who gets a salad at a gas station, smh
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 17:32 |
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I found their microwave burrito selection to be very lacking in variety, and the coffee was merely at starbuck's level on taste. The deli is a nice addition, though, so I'll give this petroleum service facility 7/10
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 17:34 |
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I just wish I could get ethanol-free premium without getting a fleet membership or driving an hour out of town. I don't care about ethanol in my car, but for bikes and lawn mowers it can matter.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 19:38 |
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Woof Blitzer posted:I posted a while back that one of my neighbors was flying a quadcopter over everyone's houses. Well... "I'm keepin' it! It's mine now!"
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:09 |
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yeah that name just reminds me of faye reagan
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 22:27 |
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Iron fist: lol don't bother. To much focus on Rand Corp., Danny whines at least 5 times an episode about his dead parents, the choreography is garbage, and they don't even show the big moment that makes him the iron fist. He fights a dragon, but you don't even see a dragon or a fight, just glowing eyes Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 01:25 |
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A lot of Luke Cage was boring to me because he's just Superman that can't fly. He's basically unstoppable. It got better, but the pacing wasn't too good and it went into some retarded Spike lee-style scenes.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 01:58 |
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Who wants to trip balls and talk about their war experience?quote:***ANNOUNCEMENT***
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 22:04 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:48 |
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ditto
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