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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Any thread with dogges is a good thread. :colbert:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am not a cat person. To me, cats are hit or miss. I have met a cat that was pretty rad; anytime you got near an elevated surface, he'd sneak up behind you and jump up onto you. Then he'd just chill out on your shoulder for a while. Claws aside, a pretty cool cat.

Anyway, that's my cat story. Dogs are still the best.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So handsome! :kimchi:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
In my neighborhood, that poo poo happens on random days of the week, with increasing frequency on weekends. I really don't get it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

We've hit peak dad chat
Listen here, sonny boy: when you reach my age, you'll despise those drat noisy kids, too, y'know.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I wonder where the heating pad my physical therapist ordered is.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Donuts and boobs, two of my favorite things.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Who's the goon who refused to cut back on Star Wars spending?
IIRC she was married, and it was the both of them that had that bizarre habit, as in every new piece of Star Wars merch they had to have.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Do we have a new, for-real-this-time release date yet?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Good shoes and pedals are the single best thing you can do for a bike, regardless of whether it has two wheels or only one.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ice Cream Barbara posted:


Someone talk me out of cloning my service rifle
You can make a rifle that is objectively better in every possible way by not cloning any service rifle.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Saw that one coming.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Natural selection is a beautiful thing.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Have any of you guys watched The OA? Just finished it... not sure what to think after figuring it out at the end.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

bird food bathtub posted:

I can't really think of a better phrase to address the series than "It tried too hard". Kudos to them for giving it a good effort, but it just got too weird with people trying to prevent a tragedy by doing angry tai chi at each other.
Yeah, I liked it otherwise. Funky dance moves? Alright, that's a little weird, but I'll roll with it... up until that ending. After everything else, that's how they chose to end it? More than anything, that felt like a letdown. It had nothing to do with anything else that happened (or didn't happen), and just... doesn't fit in. Bullshit.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Two distant cousins of mine (related to grandmother as nephews through marriage or something, really way out there) are shitbag lawyers who claimed that my grandmother's intent was that they would get her inheritance instead of, you know, her children (due to some foggy poo poo in her will). Biggest load of poo poo I've ever heard, but they somehow swindled their way into getting it. We still got the house, but I'm pissed that the rest of the family decided to just loving give up after a few years of dealing with it. It wasn't some huge sum of money or anything, but it's the principle of the thing.

It's not like it would have been difficult to make them "disappear," either.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Now you can sit on the porch and yell "get off my lawn!" and it will mean something.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's OK, dude. Those people are shitheads and the insurance guy is, well, doing what insurance guys have to do. Sucks about the dog, but that's not your fault.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Getting old sucks :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's time for a new pillow. Sometime within the last few weeks mine went from seemingly normal to a rock. Any good ones to look for or avoid?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

Wanna jump into a trash heap? Because my aunt won't stop posting poo poo from these retards.

https://www.facebook.com/anticorpmedia/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Jesus H. Christ!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

TheQuietWilds posted:

Whenever people science cargo cult me like that I just like to start asking them real science questions to let them squirm for a minute. If you don't actually understand what an ion is, how can you be sure it has health benefits.

I know, I'm a dick
No, that's totally fair. Call 'em out. No patience for bullshit here.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Can we keep political real talk out of dad chat pls

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

LingcodKilla posted:

Also B&D bought craftsmen and not sure what their future is with their tools.
gently caress. When did this happen?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

redneck nazgul posted:

He's it until he dies or they find someone better.

Would you like to know more?
They're doing their part. Are you?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

lite_sleepr posted:

Something is wrong with my Samsung S Fit app. It said I ran a mile in 6:34, and that's really fast.

holocaust bloopers posted:

look at prefontaine over here
:rolleyes:

Call me when you get your mile under 5:00.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm sorry to interrupt this insanely inane dick-waving but Episode VIII has a name: The Last Jedi
I do not like this title or what it implies, although that ^^^ would make sense.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Kyle Katarn is my spirit animal.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeris posted:

Jesus loving christ, the dad thread is officially the bermuda triangle for peoples' joke radars.

Ok, done bitching.
Get off my lawn!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
'Grats, Whip!

Holy gently caress.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
NO MORE CLINTONS

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A dad as gently caress project:

https://imgur.com/a/mRfgu

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Smiling Jack posted:

Literally the plot of the Stephen King short sorry The Running Man
It really should be made into a real television show.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I just locked my loving keys in the work van. :suicide:
All I have are plastic coat hangars! :argh:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Too bad that you can only lick a stamp once. :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

I still always laugh my rear end off that CSM potato head was a pedo and arrested.

POLICE THAT MOOSTASH
The actor or the actual dude? :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, OK, that's not as surprising, then.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That just means they're especially ripe!

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