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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Meh. It's a living.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 17:09

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Stanley Goodspeed posted:

Any GIPpers in the habit of making avatars? I kind of want something after 11 years without. No real design preferences just something funny

How about this, but with a penis :kiddo:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 04:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I still thought I was 29 til about a year ago when my wife reminded me I'm 33

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 15:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Jesus gently caress, I smoke a stupid amount of weed and even I don't get time dilation that badly.

If asked directly I could have answered my correct age with just a little thought but this was weird. Someone asked me how old one of my cousins was and I was like, "well she's like 18 months younger than me, so she must be turning 28 soon"

Nope

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 16:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I just ordered some Beats headphones & im gonna reclaim my youth :snoop:

More likely I will listen to audiobooks while at the grocery & doing yard work :dadjoke:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 19:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I have one of those water rowers like frank underwood and it will kick your butt. Great exercise and oddly relaxing at the same time with the water sounds "wooosh...... wooosh...... "

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 21:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I'll drink 7up if there's whisky in it. Otherwise water & unsweet tea.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 23:54

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hwy 90 to I -310 to I -10 to New Orleans

When you're coming through 90 & 310 wave at all the cops we're p chill

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 00:45

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

just lol if your wife doesn't wake you up every morning with sex

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 04:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

When a customer asks "Do you listen to Alex Jones, Info Wars?" As you unload your tools, you know it's going to be a long job.

Lol nice av

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 14:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

Here and here.

Edit: I do want an A1 clone, though.

Dang. I was gonna say just buy an m4 blue gun, it can't be that much since it's just a chunk of plastic. Apparently they sell for upwards of $200 tho :stare:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 01:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

All you ever hear about is cruise ships where everyone gets sick, or they lose power for multiple days or they crash into Italy or whatever. I mean, I know no ones reporting on all the successful cruises but still.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 02:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Michael Keaton's Bruce Wayne sleeps upside down and so should you imho

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 15:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lite_sleepr posted:

I re-watched a ton of the 90s XMen series and it's great.

That and Batman the animated series.

That Batman cartoon was better than all but one of the Batman movies

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lite_sleepr posted:

You better be talkin' about the Michael Keaton Batman.

Kilmer

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

that's not dad at all

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 03:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Who's got time for butt pounding fiction when you're in charge of the Internet VFW

First 100 days in office Zeris trying to make sweeping changes yo

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 00:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

I have bad news if you think I have the judgment, sobriety, or optimism to live up to the Long G[r]ay Line of GIP mods

are you temping till they find a new stooge?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 00:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Got stung by a jellyfish, who wants to piss on my leg?

I'd mail you a jar of piss but we all know how that will turn out.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 02:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

He was actually owning me right there.

I kid, I kid, glad you're back lol

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 03:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

lol I'm fucken in love with this av

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 03:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Well it's an hour off

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 01:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whipper Snapper Slagcheek

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 23:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hillary still relevant enough to argue with, must be fake.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whoa

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 04:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Kid got my copies of Titanfall 2 and Infinite Warfare for free. He was a happy camper.

Glad you didn't get robbed

We always tell people to do this kinda stuff in the parking lot of our office, there's a specific spot that's on camera and there's always people in the building.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 18:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Just heat this poo poo up in a pot, you'll never get much better than blue runner :kiddo:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 03:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ben Foster was amazing in Hell or High Water

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kuroyama posted:

The Lion King is better.

Uhhhhh mods!?!?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 03:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Trying to get my 6 to last till I can get an 8 but the speaker is getting pretty scratchy :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 17:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lite_sleepr posted:

I'll get you an 8 inch

:bigtran:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 19:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

no this was like 90% of the guys i hooked up with

"yeah, I'm like 7 inches cut "

get him in bed, it's smaller than mine

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edit: and I'm just going to say that size really doesn't matter as long as you're not bad at sex. In fact some of my worst lays were dudes that were hung, like they thought because it was big they didn't have to be good at using it

Ask your wives/lady friends they will confirm.

It's true, everyone likes my little dick

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 20:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Duzzy Funlop posted:

A friend recommended "Narcos" to me for my tv-show to-do list, but I feel more like SciFi after finishing The Wire, so if this is streaming somewhere, I might binge whatever is available of The Expanse thus far.

Having seen none of The Expanse my recommendation is to go watch Narcos

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 02:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea Black Mirror is good but a little inconsistent. There's one or two episodes I could have skipped.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 02:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is arrival worth buying on amazon streaming for $15

It's not like I watch movies over and over again. If it was a rental I wouldn't even care.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 02:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dadchat, lil beanie wants to camp out so we're doing a dry run tonight. Roasting hotdogs, making s'mores, telling ghost stories & sleeping in the great ~~outdoors~~ backyard.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 00:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mother gently caress it must be like winter goddamn formal or something cause there's about 70 teenagers in tuxes and gowns pregaming on the other side of my fence 🙄

lil bean is still enjoying himself through the blaring country music

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 01:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I just launched a flaming marshmallow over the fence like that siege engine in the two towers.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 02:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

So we slept in the tent all night, which I honestly wasn't expecting. I really thought lil bean would want to crawl back into his bed at some point but he just powered through and now feels like he's ready to actually go camp in the woods :3:

So please recommend me a decent bed roll because gently caress my neck and spine are just done. I'm a side sleeper and literally gave myself scoliosis. I used one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Self-Inflati...atable+bed+roll

It's poo poo. Probably OK if you sleep on your back though. I wanted to just get an air mattress but last minute couldn't find one that would fit in our little two man tent, and plus they're all kinda bulky. Is there a smaller option that doesn't suck?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 00:22

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Glad Gaga had the whole show instead of the usual mash up between like, Aging rocker, young rapper, bland country/pop star

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:30

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