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Isn't that the dude from the infamous TFR picture?
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at the date posted:the crossfit tires were a component of regular PT in 2010-2011. How no one broke any bones when people inevitably dropped the tires is beyond me. I'm so glad I half-assed every dumb crossfit thing our CO wanted to do. He had a loving obstacle course of sorts set up with tire flipping, kettle bells, upside down pushups with your feet on the wall.....it was loving stupid. If I hadn't half-assed it all I probably would have come out even more injured than I am now.
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Apr 30, 2017 23:41
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And by tire I mean a humvee tire.
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Woof Blitzer posted:Rare photo of the 40+ year old specialist in the wild. He got his mustang repo'd and had to get to work somehow.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:you shut your whore mouth
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May 5, 2017 23:33
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May 8, 2017 03:07
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kill him!
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May 10, 2017 00:07
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TBeats posted:i know its a meme but i laughed pretty hard when i saw it (i am also a little stoned) Just put this in the OP for the next thread and whoever did this one too, thanks. gently caress you if you're still in. Double gently caress you if you re-enlist.
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May 11, 2017 17:44
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Tell your friend to find someone else, not someone possibly shady and/or trying to rob/scam/kill you and wear your face around your house. Preferably find someone local. Also even if this army person is not any of the above, they're still in the army and a loving idiot, like all of us fine posting forums members here.
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May 17, 2017 17:13
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Honestly glad I didn't go through with the airborne part of my contract and went straight infantry. Mechanized was much kinder to my knees and back.
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May 19, 2017 00:29
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also 82ND HOOOOAHHHHHHHH *gargles cum and pretends airborne is still relevant in this century*
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May 23, 2017 00:53
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Pesticide20 posted:What?
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Jun 8, 2017 22:35
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Aranan posted:So... how many of you are going to send some BS to that email address? If by BS you mean goatse, yes that's what I'm going to do.
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Jun 10, 2017 02:07
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Mustang posted:Sounds like an update to that SLRRT slide so on a vague 1-3 scale with some decimal points in between, at which point in this comic are you?  i'm guessing somewhere in between 1 and 2, possibly almost to 2.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:34
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Can't besmirch the good name of AAFES EMPLOYEES.
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Jul 8, 2017 03:10
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tastefully arranged labia posted:stay safe CIF ghost 
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Jul 14, 2017 07:27
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:Mac actually created the show so thats cool Dude, you know I feel the same way. Not sure if you’re just saying poo poo the way you feel or if you’re ever thinking about doing something, don’t. Gay dead Internet forum and all of that, you know I’m here PM me or something.
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Jul 15, 2017 06:34
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you'll take my "gently caress pogs" from my cold dead infantry hands when you manage to take the mustang at 30% interest, DUIs, and russian hookers from me as well 
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Jul 17, 2017 00:42
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Yeah, "doing your job" is cool and I'm not going to deny I miss being in firefights with all my buddies who I'm closer to than any other person ever. I don't miss seeing them get killed. I don't miss puckering my rear end in a top hat when we all get that "feeling" and then everything goes black and all you hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I don't miss being on a steady diet of MREs. I don't miss sweating so much that I almost never had to piss from drinking so much water. I don't miss carrying 120+ lbs of poo poo everywhere. I don't miss seeing dudes with a bullet in their brain dumped on the side of the street, or even worse, kids. I don't miss seeing civilians get killed. I don't miss feeling like everything is pointless and the only thing driving me was "gently caress these assholes, kill them before they kill me or my friends". You know what I really miss? Being a normal, whole person. Not having anxiety attacks at the drop of the hat, and a flashpan temperature anger. I miss not feeling like an alien around other people when I came home. I know you want to do your job and all that dude, I felt the same way. But just realize what's ahead. You're not going to come out of it the same person you used to be, and most likely friends are going to die. Don't regret anything if you don't deploy, or don't get into combat.
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Jul 21, 2017 01:49
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Please don't accountabilibuddy shame.
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Jul 25, 2017 04:21
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HOOAHAHHHGGGGHHH *GARGLES GALLON OF CUM*
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Jul 26, 2017 08:37
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Situational awareness, HOOAH.
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Jul 28, 2017 22:02
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Because you’re in the army and we’re going to treat you all like five year olds.
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Jul 31, 2017 05:18
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And instead of disciplining the ones that actually act like five years old, we’re going to treat everyone like that because it’s easier. Also gently caress you if you’re still in.
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Jul 31, 2017 05:19
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Did rail loading from schweinfurt to grafenwoehr, loading a Bradley onto a flatbed car is kind of rear end in a top hat puckering, because when you’re completely centered you’re still hanging about a quarter of the track off the sides of the car on each side, and relying on another idiot private to ground guide you and make sure you don’t roll off the loving side with your drivers hatch open.
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Jul 31, 2017 21:36
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and you're a bitch" (Army Megathread)
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Aug 9, 2017 02:38
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ignore him and then text back weeks later "oh i'm sorry i didn't have cell service in the area i was in"
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Aug 9, 2017 03:28
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Hahahaha god drat I’m glad I never went to Korea. Should have stayed in Germany though instead of PCSing to JBLM.
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cravius posted:Jesus Christ I made the mistake of reading the comments 
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Mustang posted:I get off work early for the fire time in a loooong time and of course I have to go back in to work because my one useless turd of a soldier causing me to do paperwork I'll spare you the millionth time I've posted the terminal lance comic in response to your posting. I think you understand now.
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