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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > drunk thread: God speed fuck tortoise
 
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo :lol:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i had that bb gun when i was a kid

also god drat those titties and everything :eyepop:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i've only ever been blackout drunk once. that one time was when me and some buddies went to eat at the greek restaurant outside our base in germany. the greek owner kept bringing us more and more ouzo. i don't remember a thing after that until the next morning when i woke up. apparently i was low crawling from my room to the communal bathrooms to destroy a toilet with my puke, and low crawled back to my room but ended up sleeping face first in the hallway in a puddle of beer.

Syrian Lannister posted:

Daisy 88 or crosman 760 series?

Assets were more important

crossman

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LostCosmonaut posted:

gently caress da police, world is a gently caress, 999373873873 dead cops
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
when did your mom start commissioning art about her life story?

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

SwampDonkey posted:

She wanted to remember the first time she took you to get your stomach pumped.
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
drat I love ferrets :3:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

Untagged posted:

So much for him making GET SHWIFTY the national anthem

he already kind-of did in russia

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

Considering recent events, and the fact I'm the resident babysitter for now, I feel it wise to warn you all I am about to go get wasted in the East Village, so please behave and do don't anything probate-able until I'm back, thank you in advance

sweet, dad's gonna be gone for the night PARTY TIME WOOOOOOO

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

SwampDonkey posted:

:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3221068#post367651292 :nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

those images are forever burned into my mind since the first time i saw them

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah totally did not see that coming.

* # ¿ Jan 21, 2017 01:31
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
i wish korea would make tons of porn like japan does :sigh:

but none of that high pitched squealing poo poo that japanese girls do

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
the last two

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:



Someone send a tip to the FBI about El Malingo.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
judge dredd was a documentary about brazil

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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no bones about it posted:

http://csgoani.me/vcpgfyg

:stonklol:

i've seen that before. apparently the guy filming it died :smith:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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no bones about it posted:

Nah he lived, his wife died though. He was in the attic grabbing lanterns and he figured it was not heading towards the house, by the time it was obvious it was heading towards his house it was way too late. He wound up surfing down a wave of debris on his back and landing on a pile of rubble, broke his back in a couple places. His wife was crushed under the collapsing house.

ah i got it mixed up, thought it was his wife that survived.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
I don't think there's one thing that anyone on GiP has suggested as a whole that hasn't been good.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

Victor Vermis posted:

(link to original "Ask Us About Joining The Military!" thread)

I meant tv shows but yeah we're all dumb.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
triggered

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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pkells posted:

http://csgoani.me/vmyqdpq

:lol:

:perfect:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
Ok I need a loving laugh today and this made me laugh.
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Naked Bear posted:

"desperately trying to poop"

name change pls

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Naked Bear posted:

:stare:

Naked Bear posted:

:stare:

Naked Bear posted:

:stare:

Naked Bear posted:

:stare:

Naked Bear posted:

:stare:

Naked Bear posted:

:stare:
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
:popeye:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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but you can't be drunk on duty in the dfac :confused:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Naked Bear posted:

Correction: you're not supposed to be drunk on duty. ;)

honestly the best times i ever had running in the army were in germany, when our entire company was hungover or still drunk from the night before

what i'm trying to say here is running while loving drunk as gently caress owns compared to running sober

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