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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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Capfalcon posted:

Whoa, that took a turn at the end.

I was honestly thinking that this was an apt observation made by an insightful person. And then he just went, "And those other guys are all dumb. Let's kill some muslims" right at the end.

About halfway in the writer says "us" when referring to the "Never Again, At Any Cost" camp and that's when I knew we were going places

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
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War Wizard posted:

political cartooning reads more like a political fanfic than any kind of insightful commentary to the day's events.

Now you're getting it.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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Haha no way

Samurai Sanders posted:

My god what is that massive bulge in his head?

Jerry, the other doctors and I have been keeping an eye on that enlarged vocabulary for years now . . . but it's become malignant much more abruptly than we could have anticipated. I'm so sorry Jerry. There's nothing we can do.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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King Possum III posted:

lol; guilty as charged!

"Yeah, I'm like the main guy of the thread! Everybody loves me there! They yell at me constantly and beg me to stop doing stupid moron poo poo, but that's just their way of rallying around me as the number one cool guy of posting, lol! I'm basically Rudy."

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Ecstatic white people, representing the Stock Market, Wall St., Wall St., and Yolks, ignore the sour grapes Obama, as Donald Trump wins a footrace (also representing the stock market) against no one. 0.5 stars.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I propose that the "Most Easily Reinterpreted" category should be retired. Now that all factual alternatives are valid, what use is there in pointing out ambiguity?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
How can juggalos go on like this, when the real insane clown posse . . . is in the White House!!!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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DACK FAYDEN posted:

If only there was some candidate you could have supported and voted for who wasn't an insane fascist piece of poo poo, huh Ted?

"No. Both candidates are insane fascist pieces of poo poo, in exactly the same way, to exactly the same extent." — Ted Rall, until November 9, 2016


A good metaphor?? In this place???

Farecoal posted:

haha are you triggered? because your gender got assumed?? hey guys this sjw just got owned!!!

My husband told me that only women can have an opinion on abortion, and I trust in him

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

What's radicalization, White Precious??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Hahaha, Muslims ARE terrorists, kiddo! And if Trump's Arbitrary Cruelty Edicts provoke any kind of "disproportionate" response, it just proves they were deserving of oppression all along! Now go back to bed, champ *Mike Lester tousles your hair*

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The follow-up has dinosaurs crying that incoming Trump-shaped meteor is a "hater"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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achillesforever6 posted:

Its me I'm the dad who likes to go to Applebees or Red Robins or Max and Ermas or Eat N Park or Fridays

Look its really hard to gently caress a grilled chicken sandwich with sweet potato fries and extra BBQ sauce on the side :negative:

Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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Vib Rib posted:

People punched me for being a nazi so the only response that I could possibly think up was to commit genocide, this is reasonable.

I've heard of Reasonable Hitler, but an Unreasonable Hitler . . . ?!?!!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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Angepain posted:

I'm not sure this guy understands exactly how flowcharts work.

This guy's "charts" are nearly always lists deliberately presented in an inappropriate format. If you asked him why he'd probably say something about evoking bewilderment or making you think about each item but I bet he's simply one of those designers who's got a bug up his rear end about infographics and is willing to look a bit clueless as long as he can associate infographics with shallow understanding.

Oxyclean posted:

I think the joke is that everything is a fascist move, dick move and "wtf?" worthy?

There's so many clearer and wittier ways to visually represent this though. I know I'm being very beep boop about this but did you actually take in all those lines and go "oh, clever, kind of" or did you have to squint at it for a second or two and then just mentally disregard all the connecting lines in order to parse the drat thing? (Hint: I already know which you did, because strictly speaking* your reading is incorrect)

*the biggest beep boop goes here

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Feb 3, 2017

A HUNGRY MOUTH
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Nap Ghost
Whoa careful now, that's almost a whole million dollars spent on scientific advancement! I bet some of those researchers weren't even missiles!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Tell me you wouldn't pay a fraction of a penny to know that somewhere, fish are being made to use a little treadmill. That it's being done for a reason is just a bonus as far as I'm concerned

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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Despera posted:

Half a million? How much of a f35 could that buy you anyway?

The rainproof bit

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The "tolerant" left sighed as it unsheathed its picket sign.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
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peircings: pusspuss



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Technowolf posted:

1
"So much winning."

Haha I know I'll draw the president I hate bellowing jingoism at a dead man and his mourning family, that will surely serve my overall point of [?????? don't forget to fill this in -MB] and not seem crass on my part at all!!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Death Ray posted:

We're up to 33 signatures, Goonies! Let's get it to 50 this week! Have you seen Ramirez lately? He looks shaken... agitated! We're getting to him!

Sign the petition and make Michael Ramirez draw Donald Trump!



https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/829054333115174912

xthetenth posted:

Showing the disconnect between Trump's overconfident rhetoric and reality, you dingus.

WOW you mean that Trump doesn't know what he's doing, and told really obvious lies to get elected?? What a controversial opinion!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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peircings: pusspuss



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loquacius posted:

So are you going to post like this whenever there's a cartoon about that (please no)

No, I just don't like that cartoon, that's all.

xthetenth posted:

Man you'd loving hate the cartoon about how business is booming in Texas!

Why, does it have Perry dancing on a pile of corpses or something

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Hmm, seems like it could be a much better cartoon, if it had Rick Perry gripping a dead body by the shoulders, shaking it madly and crying "my nigga have u tried deregulation"

(I'm joking, this is a joke. i'm not seriously mad about this)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

"Don't vote for Clinton, she's just as bad as the rest. Don't support the status quo!!"
(5 months later)
"I miss the status quo :saddowns:"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost


That feeling when you gently caress up the pandering which is the sole basis for your existence.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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Pants Donkey posted:

To defend Latuff, he does make his cartoons with the expectation that they'll end up on protest signs, and that's not exactly where one goes for subtlety.

His art, however, has gotten really worse. It's like he's coloring his toons with magic marker.

You may remember, but for a while recently Latuff colored on a slightly-opaque layer over the linework with a large round brush and it looked really crude. I barely recall someone on twitter asking him about it and his response was basically "kiss my rear end"

:nws:here's an example, of exemplary latuffness:nws:

Honestly watercolor markers are a step up from that, in my opinion.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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quote:

We are no longer a melting pot.

When you add things to a pot, that means the contents of the pot are unaffected and remain exactly the same as they were originally, right?? That's what melting means. I'm pretty sure, right everyone? Blue plus yellow makes a lot of blue. Why are all these first graders laughing at me

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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model/year: 2008 mazda6
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peircings: pusspuss



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Abyssal Squid posted:

I almost didn't recognize him without the Gulf shirt and chicken sandwich, but yes:

https://twitter.com/exg001/status/829432795416166400

I recognized the lettering but not the face; he's been eating too many heterosexual chicken patties.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

That he didn't precede the text with "Confucius Say:" shows remarkable restraint for a Branco.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

"Roohullah and Juhaynah" disgusts me because it's not even trying to be clever, or a joke. Might as well just say "durka durka" instead if you're appealing to the people who smirk at vaguely ethnic gibberish.

e: Rohammed and Jululate

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Feb 15, 2017

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Shouting a meme and calling it humor is a disease.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
What if instead, pewdiepie kept cutting to pig poop balls in his videos, and dressed up as a big pig scrotum with a turd lying on it. I bet people wouldn't be saying he was a Nazi then, huh. Makes you think.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
"I wanted to open a dialogue and allow discussion to occur, so here is my neutral starting point for debate: protestors are hateful, and the problem"


I was tempted to follow that up with "please don't check my post history" but this is much funnier.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
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OldTennisCourt posted:

Seriously though, this is honestly one of the dumbest loving arguments I've ever heard.

*looks up from spray-painting swastika on church to see aghast crowd* um EXCUSE me, but I was MAKING a POINT

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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model/year: 2008 mazda6
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Nap Ghost
Is . . . is that lame-o webcomic man trying to dunk on Matt Bors

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/831362568329453569

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



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Pants Donkey posted:

I honestly don't get that Lester. Feminists are going to end up in burqas or something?

Lester thinks he's being very clever by saying that those loony libs who CLAIM to support women's rights to self-determination and equality are now going ga-ga for oppression clothes !!

Which, to people unwilling to understand poo poo about dick, is really raking those hypocrites over the coals

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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LaserShark posted:

...what does this even mean...

No free press.

No free press.

You're the free press

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Samurai Sanders posted:

I know that he said that, but what is the joke?

Buses are illegal here in New Hampshire because they force you to spend time near other human beings, dangerously increasing the chances of having a conversation with a stranger

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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But in all seriousness the only reason a Massachusettsian would ever, ever travel to New Hampshire after summer's end is to buy tax-free liquor.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Look man it's time to accept that your state's mighty collection of 4 electoral votes was just too tempting a forbidden fruit for SHILLery to resist

I told them, "when you hoard the gold, you beg for dragons." But they just called me a illegal nerd and then un-crammed me from my locker, causing me to exchange a single pleasantry with a person I'd never seen before. He said he was from Maine. Dear god, Maine!!! :cry:


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A HUNGRY MOUTH
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Tatum Girlparts posted:

oh my god is the red hat part of the duck now

Whatever do you mean?? It doesn't sayyyyyyy MAGA on it~! No, you're being a sore winner!!

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