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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Mr. Squishy posted:

Donald Trump is the modern day Lincoln,

specifically Robert Todd Lincoln, president Lincoln's son who sent his own mother to a mental asylum to gain control of the family's fortunes

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In 1871, tragedy beset the family again when Lincoln's only surviving brother, Tad, died at the age of 18, leaving his mother devastated with grief. Lincoln, who was already concerned about what he thought were his mother's "spend-thrift" ways and eccentric behavior, and fearing that she was a danger to herself, arranged to have her committed to a psychiatric hospital in Batavia, Illinois in 1875. With his mother in the hospital, he was left with control of her finances. On May 20, 1875, she arrived at Bellevue Place, a private, upscale sanitarium in the Fox River Valley.[27]

Three months after being installed in Bellevue Place, Mary Lincoln engineered her escape. She smuggled letters to her lawyer, James B. Bradwell, and his wife, Myra Bradwell, who was not only her friend but also a feminist lawyer and fellow spiritualist. She also wrote to the editor of the Chicago Times, known for its sensational journalism. Soon, the public embarrassments Robert had hoped to avoid were looming, and his character and motives were in question. The director of Bellevue, who at Mary's commitment trial had assured the jury she would benefit from treatment at his facility, now in the face of potentially damaging publicity declared her well enough to go to Springfield to live with her sister as she desired.[28] The committment proceedings and following events led to a profound estrangement between Lincoln and his mother, and they never fully reconciled.[29]

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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I had to reverse image search to find out that this is Marian Kamensky, a Slovak who now lives in Austria. I do like his Don Martin'esque style, I just worry that Secret Service will extradite him if he keeps going like this...

e: or not even Don Martin style - agh, I'm at loss here, some Mad cartoonist had a similar style but I just can't bring the name to my mind!

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 2, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Samurai Sanders posted:

Are they flying up in the air from being shot?

Blown by explosions, except there were no explosions in the Istanbul attack...

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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quote:

Two news events in February were all about freedom. One firm launched the world's cheapest smartphone, priced at 251 rupees ($3.67; £3), and called it Freedom 251. At the same time, police arrested some students in Delhi's Jawaharlal Nehru University for allegedly raising anti-India slogans, and demanding "freedom" for Kashmir from Indian rule. The students denied the allegations, but they were charged with sedition. Later, they were freed on bail.
:sad:


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India's flamboyant businessman Vijay Mallya made his fortune selling beer under the Kingfisher brand and branched out into aviation, Formula1 racing, and Indian cricket. But he incurred huge debts because of the failure of his airline. Many have criticised banks for their inability in recovering the debt from Mr Mallya, who denies any wrongdoing. He is currently living in the UK, and hasn't returned to India despite repeated summons by the authorities.
:sad:


quote:

When the chief minister of the eastern state of Bihar, Nitish Kumar, promised during his election campaign that he would ban the sale and consumption of alcohol if elected, not many thought he would actually do it. But then he proved everybody wrong!
:smugdon:


quote:

When Prime Minister Narendra Modi took office in 2014, he promised to change the country. But his critics say that he has been concentrating more on foreign policy, and travelling the world.
:smugdon:


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In one of the biggest surprises of 2016, Mr Modi on 8 November announced the scrapping of 500 and 1,000 rupee notes to crack down on corruption and illegal cash holdings known as "black money". The sudden announcement made many people's cash worthless.
:sad:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Might as well post this here, too

I love murder mysteries! :cheers:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Cat Mattress posted:

What, they didn't get several months to bring their deprecated bank notes to a bank for exchanging them to smaller notes? Or were there just a lot of people who missed the memo until it was too late?

It was and continues to be chaotic and ruinous to India's economy - first off large parts of India are underdeveloped so you can't just go to the nearest ATM because there is no electricity in your village, like 3% of people pay income tax and many don't have bank accounts at all and most people keep all their savings in cash. Then on top of that you have huge cues to banks and ATMs running out of money after which withdraw quotas were put in place and most of the current ATMs not even capable of handling the new bills because the dimensions are so different... all of a sudden people have no legal tender to buy anything, or to pay workers their wages with. And possessing the old bills will become illegal in April.

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A salesman of a shop selling mobile phones in an upscale Delhi suburb told me that a man walked up to his shop on Wednesday with 3 million rupees in cash and offered to buy up his entire stock of iPhones. (He said the owner balked, and shut shop.) A politician in Bihar walked into a jewellery shop and bought gold ornaments worth 20 million rupees. In Kolkata, a dengue patient reportedly settled his 40,000 rupees hospital bills in coins.

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A builder in the capital has apparently paid his daily wage workers two years of advance salaries with the expired cash, leaving his workers to exchange the money. Relatives with expired money at home are calling friends and relatives and asking if they can deposit some of their money into their accounts. Then there's my favourite story of a doctor who had some cash at home which he planned to turn over to the bank, and then discovered to his dismay that his wife had squirreled away six times the amount in her cupboard.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/india-currency-chaos-rupee-bank-narendra-modi-atm-cash-tax-evasion-a7503681.html

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-37947029

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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What did Ted Kennedy do this time? :confused:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Gertrude Perkins posted:

Russia hasn't been Communist in two and a half decades.
Russia hasn't been Communist in two and a half decades.

To be accurate, they never reached communism.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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hooman posted:

I would make this edit myself but I think it's yours to change. But please change that door to read "Gay Abortions Clinic"

With skeleton judges coming through?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Wait, what did you edit to make Pramirez agreeable?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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SwitchbladeKult posted:

That isn't satire... is it?

Don't be silly, gay abortions ain't no satire. Or do you hate undead gay babies perchance???

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Sinners Sandwich posted:

A mental health cartoon?

Notice the tail, he's literally demonizing the killer. It's a mental health cartoon in the same way that Malleus Maleficarum was a book on psychotherapy.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Mr. Squishy posted:

Is there... any suggestion that the Russians have been involving themselves with European elections?

It's right now in the news here, European governments are extremely concerned of the possibility of Putin trying to manipulate elections here like he reportedly did in USA.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Vib Rib posted:

He literally called being faithful to your spouse "revolutionary".

Which is funny considering that his religion was founded by a bastard.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Hey it's Monday and Kelly has come back from vacation! :neckbeard:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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R.I.P.
100's of
millions
dead due
to Barack
Obama's
invention,
Middle East

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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CampingCarl posted:


A bit surprised Dees is still on pizzagate. Obama still has to take our guns, declare martial law, put us in camps, and name himself God-Emperor before the 20th.

Uhm, Dees, salami is not kosher, at least make it a pineapple pizza or something other if you want to blame the ZOG for it.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Mr. Fowl posted:

It's all a smokescreen to hide his real kink: being cuckolded.

Nah, Melania's the cuck obviously, as were all the previous wifes. :smugdon:

Ranter posted:

I think this would have been better



:nono:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Can anyone figure out how to actually save the image from Go Comics? They changed their site design so it has some drop-down expanding thing but I can't find a way to get to the jpg.

Yes, go and read this post in the Comic Strip Megathread

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



"checkoslarabia"

:negative:

also dagnabbit at those crafty Prussian separatists!!!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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I still can't get over how stupid Garrison is. Is there a place called Check Republic on his atlas?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Sandpuppy posted:

Perhaps it's listed as Chechia on his atlas.

Hah, but even Czechia (*shudder*) is spelled with CZ and CH digraphs, not CH and CK.

oddium posted:

heck yeah eu4 rules

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Jay Rust posted:

I guess they threw their shoes at the TV? Is that something people do?

Only barbarians wear shoes in their living room in the first place, not to mention teach their dog to piss on the television when a black person appears.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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BigglesSWE posted:

Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

One in five residents of Sweden were born elsewhere, the single largest group being no-good Ugric alcoholics :ese:

even the loving queen is a mail-order bride brought from some southern land

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jan 11, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Wow, this actual quote totally changes my perception of DJT!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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I was going to say that 'golden snow' sounds more like Trump, thanks for saving me from the trouble of saying that. :tipshat:

P.S. kids, don't eat golden snowflakes!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Marian Kamensky is a Slovak living in Austria, this isn't even the first "Trump shot" cartoon he's done recently. What is the SS to do, Anschluss him? You think that German comedian got handed over to Turkey for calling Erdogan names?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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SeANMcBAY posted:

It's Ramirez so definitely pro.

All you need to know to understand that cartoon is that politics is a bad thing that harmed GWB who is not a politician.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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This was Kamensky's New Year's cartoon

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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https://twitter.com/KartoonistKelly/status/820482303155666944

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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aw, Bennett has the cutest pooches :3:

unfortunately that basement does not look like it will withstand a nuclear war, but then a couple of water canisters wouldn't last them for long.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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OldTennisCourt posted:

Shouldn't Red Panels be banned under the same rule that DBD is? I thought it was a general "No random webcomics" thing.

They're not random if they're consistent :mrapig: otherwise we also wouldn't have Dees or many other greats

Besides, Red Panels is a well-drawn and well-written comic, compared to DbD. Too bad that the author is a fascist.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 17, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Improbable Lobster posted:

It's a bad knockoff of Shmorky's style

what, he's a pedofile as well?? :aaaaa:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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He doesn't specify if it's American or Russian army.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Sandpuppy posted:

8
He confused Manson with Manning? :confused:

No, he's just poking some fun. The nerve. Also that's not what Washington D.C. looks like.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Outbursts of Everett True (May, 1916)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Thoughtless posted:

So uh, is this

1) Trump will be a fascist dictator executing those he disagrees with?

2) The above, but also killing the upper class is good, so Trump is good?

Either way it seems like a strange opinion from Lester.

I'm going with

3) The wall is riddled with bullet holes all over the place but no blood stains, which means that Trump's administration is too incompetent to hit the targets at point blank range.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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MokBa posted:

I can't believe we live in a world where we actually have to defend the idea that punching Nazis is Good.

Punching Nazis is Good.

Of course, imagine being so despicable that everyone on the internet is arguing whether you getting sucker punched in the face is good or bad.

I think we just reached peak mr. internet toughguyism

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Starving Wolf posted:

My grandfathers didn't live on rationed vodka and gruel made from dirty snow fighting in the great patriotic war for me to live in a world where punching Nazis is not okay. Always punch nazis always. Don't think about it, as soon as you think about whether a nazi getting punched is good or bad for the nazi or for you, you are already over-analyzing the situation. Punch the Nazis. Punch them for grandpop.

Just wash your hands first, you don't want to leave cheetodust stains.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Trogdos! posted:

If you make fun of people saying it's a-okay to punch a nazi, I'm going to take that as defense of literal nazis. Assault may be illegal and not right, but the exception are people like nazis, punching whom is the moral thing to do. I personally probably wouldn't assaut a nazi because I'm a wuss irl, but I sure as hell won't defend their right to not get punched on the internet. It's an inherently violent ideology and incredibly destructive if let into power, letting them talk and saying "oh, people will be smart enough not to vote for them" is how 1933 happened. You speak the language they understand by punching them, and showing that they are just cowards. Other nazis already berated Spencer for not retaliating and beating up the antifa that socked him.

I know your posting and I'm quite sure you're very far from a fascist but hell, I just have to say that they're a people that you shouldn't even jokingly defend.



I just can't take seriously the idea of nerds from an internet comedy forum to go out delivering two fisted justice to fascists, all I see here is manboys boasting how they're totally gonna kick rear end and my dad's stronger than your dad. Let me know when this thread murders a nazi and I will gladly revise my opinion.

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