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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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at what point will Adcock's putin nipples have to go behind NSFW tags

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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The model of "blindly accept a headline summary of what some unknown expert said" is indeed quite flawed, let us now consider the alternative method of "not listening to anyone about anything and going with your hunches", it's simpler and a lot easier on the ol' brain cells than any other alternative

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Capntastic posted:

How's the Galatianman plot arc coming along?

it's been a good couple of years since I was last aware of what was going on over there so I assume the plot might have advanced by as much as thirty minutes or so

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I love how most of these could be actual functional jokes if the artist had put even the slightest amount of effort into thinking about how cartoons can be structured. Instead, thirty seconds followed by "gently caress it, let's sprinkle around some papers". good work

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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War Wizard posted:

Milo got ranked by an opinion poll at LGBTQ Nation and is their gay of the year. I mention this solely because I feel that there's going to be a Ben Garrison commission commemorating this great achievement.

was this an online poll, by any chance

an online poll with poor validation of unique hits, perhaps

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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why does anyone have online polls on contentious issues in tyool 2017

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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i'd say whoever does the colours might want to read the text from time to time but that would imply that it takes the effort of at least two people to produce a JRROSE! cartoon and that would just depress me, so I guess Rose just doesn't see colour what a nice chap

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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oh god "totalitolerance" is actually a word that has been used before on the internet by actual people who want to be taken seriously and not just some weird sick burn that adam4d came up with

i shouldn't be surprised I guess

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Xander77 posted:

Meanwhile, in Russian political cartoon news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btLZwPtYAE4

Yes, that's an actual, real thing.

this was a lot more entertaining once i discovered the english subtitles

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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ModernMajorGeneral posted:

I like how Greece just stays the same.

Southern Spain, too. Because there have never been dark-skinned people in southern Spain.

BigglesSWE posted:

Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

Yeah, I imagine scandinavia's great overhyped status among wishful-thinking foreign lefties as a Glorious Socialist Paradise has led it to be the chosen target whenever something bad happens there and the right wing want to prove Socialism Can Never Work.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Sure, Germany is whiter than white but this isn't about race. Ben Garrison just has some disagreements with recent changes in the policies of the German government. Particularly those after say, 1945 or so

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I had to google this so maybe someone else is as stupid as me and needs the help, but this is a reference to that film what she did about a woman who can't sing. Bonus, here's the picture he is attempting to imitate:



You guys just don't appreciate pure talent when you see it.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Pants Donkey posted:

I am shocked that Payne has gone a week without making a cartoon, given that we had snow in January and thus global warming is a lie.

He's just been racking his brains over how to turn it into a car metaphor.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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"Alien Draco" was a fun thing to google for a nice quick jump into a pit of crazy. Turns out it is not in fact a genre of scifi Harry Potter fanfic.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Prism posted:

Well don't leave us in suspense.

Oh, it's just the standard reptillian aliens trying to take over the world stuff.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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it's bad enough when this happens for two cartoons with the same topic. The top one at least has the better justification re the sistine being in the vatican, i guess

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Forgall posted:

Is every one of his cartoons a self-own?

I was definitely wavering on whether RedPanels was actually just a very good parody for a long time. I think him actually listening to some of his debate with Sargon of Akkad on youtube was the nail in that particular coffin. Maybe we're all wrong and it's being assembled by a crack team of jokesters on some private forum but at this point we're getting to Mother Night levels of whether it actually matters.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Sandpuppy posted:

Someone please explain the urinal cake earrings to me. Any relation to the tow-chain necklace she's wearing in the photo of the accompanying article, or is it just a Trump reference?

Rowson's been drawing Theresa May with a weird circular-bits necklace for a while now. The best guess I've gotten from reading the Guardian comment section is it's a reference to millstones around one's neck re: brexit and also the fact she likes to wear necklaces I guess. This is the first time they've been labelled though so I assume he's just adding a bit to his regular caricature because something something Trump piss pee pee doo doo she is a bad prime minister

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I have to be honest, on my first scroll past that I thought it was just a penis.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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honestly in this case the bunker being somewhat unfit for purpose is probably a good thing as it shows Bennett is just joking, unlike uh, certain people who were expecting the muslim antichrist to strike any day now

davebo posted:

I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

what else do you possibly expect him to focus on

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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D.N. Nation posted:

Disregarding whether or not he was right in this characterization – and he was, BTW – Obama said the guns/religion thing eight loving years ago.

well gorrel's drawing of obama is probably just as old

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Rebel Blob posted:

Perfectly understandable in context. Muir's insert is using Waifu's VAG, a pink APC named "Victory Against Gummit!" (captured from the DHS, not originally pink), to fight against the hordes of armed illegal immigrants attempting to infiltrate the United States through the insert's ranch while Obama is still president. Of course this exciting plot is second fiddle to the various waifus standing around in skimpy clothing commenting about politics. It couldn't be simpler!

I'm not sure if i want to believe this, but I 100% don't ever want to check myself so sure

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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MMF Freeway posted:

What is the actual point of this strip? Like I don't think I've ever seen it make a joke and it rarely even expresses a political opinion. Everytime I read it my reaction is the same: "Uhh okay??"

I'm pretty sure Trump has broken Stantis and/or Allie, pretty much every strip since the election has been Vague Existential Crisis Comix. There was a fair amount of cod-philosophising beforehand but now it's really gone up a good few notches. Either a) they think a voice for the despairing is what the country needs right now and that they're being as deep as Calvin and Hobbes just because it's about a kid and an animal or b) we're watching the gradual mental breakdown of the author. I can't wait to see how long this goes on for.

Also I'm really surprised nobody has made a despicable Chelsea Manning cartoon yet. Traitors to Our Country + Evil Barack Obama + Icky Trans People surely equals fertile ground for lovely cartoon rage time

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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frankenfreak posted:

You correctly note Obama's term started in 2009, but how in the world do you gently caress up then and make its end date 2016. :ughh:

well according to the republicans his term really ended at some undefined point before March 16 2016 so I guess the cartoonist is just striking a compromise

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Now you may be forgiven for thinking this is yet another tenuous ringling bros/trump/clown cartoon, but Steve Bell connoisseurs know Theresa's get up is in fact a reference to the evil clown craze of last autumn. you know, that evil clown thing that anyone still cares about. Steve has a bit of trouble killing his darlings sometimes when it comes to weirdass caricatures

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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May could literally set fire to the entire UK with her own hands and Adams would still find a way to draw Merkel Hollande and Juncker utterly shocked at how owned they are by Strong Theresa's Flames Of British Pride

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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uhhhh yehhh thats the stuff, hook it right into my veins yesssss

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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THE PRESIDENCY WHEN WE DON'T TALK ABOUT RACE

THE PRESIDENCY WHEN WE DO

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Neeksy posted:

He will. Someday.

probably everyone in america and then some will within the next few years so at least if he's included that'll be a silver lining

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I AM THE TOILET posted:

Nope. He's your boy, Payne. You and Ramirez and tens of dozens of others of your profession have worked tirelessly to normalize his positions and views and now he's here, he's actually loving here and you're starting to realize what a huge loving mistake this all was. You don't get to have it both ways. You get your dickless rear end back to worshiping him. You loving shitbrain coward.

look it's one thing dismantling the government and destroying the environment, those are good things, but Trump should do them with dignity

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Lol no you didn't

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Every time a car anywhere in the world is damaged even slightly Payne dies a little bit inside.

What I'm saying is, destroy all cars.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Are we sure at this point that we aren't the majority of red panels' audience and he's not deliberately loving with us

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Egbert Souse posted:

Too bad a lot of people won't get this.

thanks for pointing that one out, I had wondered what that was referencing

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Egbert Souse posted:

Ah, yes, Obama at a third grade level, despite being a published author (who actually wrote his own poo poo).

Uhh i think you'll find obama was barely literate, remember how he kept making all those grammatical errors and mispronouncing things and then will ferrell made fun of him on the t.v. mission accomplished now watch this drive

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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endlessmonotony posted:

... now I don't get how feminism is stopping this in any way, or why women supposedly are against men on this topic.

there is an issue that affects specifically men, thus contradicting the well-known fundamental conjecture of feminism that "women are the only people to ever have problems, all the problems that exist are ones that effect only women, no men are ever allowed to be sad"

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Ularg posted:

Who the hell glues together blocks? Especially your friends blocks?

Randian supermen, duh

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Somfin posted:

Who has a friend two years younger than them at an age when they have blocks

if you want to succeed in business you've got to get early practice at taking advantage of those weaker than you.



I guess none of these have already been posted by someone else in this year's thread at least so maybe that counts as progress here

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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the yellow stain on the diaper is what raises it to true Hideous UK Cartoon level

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