Sandpuppy posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/925799680340094977

This made me wonder if we would soon see Garrison draw a buff and square-jawed Nigel Farage, and then I remembered he drew this, which is even better:

Trogdos! posted:

real answer:

1. Hillary Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel show and showed that she's a healthy, strong grandma who can open a jar by herself

2. Rightwing dumbasses spend days babbling about how there was no popping sound when she opened the jar, it was pre-opened, staged, false flag jar opening raah

3. Ben Garrison creates this super funny pickle-jar character he included in multiple cartoons (like the one below) and iirc made a t-shirt print or two of it

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Id like to think its a drunky duck protest

Panty Saluter posted:

Solid contender for "Opposite of Reality" gaybie right here

Saint Sputnik posted:

Trogdos! posted:

Sandpuppy posted:

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Sandpuppy posted:

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Uh..was there anything to suggest their yard spat was politically motivated?

quote:

"I think the story is the weirdness of the story. It's about lawn clippings and he crushes ... his ribs?" one GOP strategist said incredulously. "That's the story?"
Another GOP strategist questioned whether the "coastal elites," particularly reporters, were failing to understand "the leaf blower wars that take place all across Middle America."

Trogdos! posted:

Technowolf posted:

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Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
MAC on... Russian meddling in Brexit

Ague Proof posted:

I've been looking for two times Pulitzer winner Michael Ramirez's incisive cartoon on child molesting Republican Judge Roy Moore, can anyone help me? There must be a problem with his site because it doesn't seem to be on there.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Kaza42 posted:

Wait, worst? What did he do that was so bad? (I don't know basically anything about him, this is not a defense of Calvin)

biography.com posted:

While instituting many positive policies, Calvin's government also punished "impiety" and dissent against his particularly spare vision of Christianity with execution. In the first five years of his rule in Geneva, 58 people were executed and 76 exiled for their religious beliefs. Calvin allowed no art other than music, and even that could not involve instruments. Under his rule, Geneva became the center of Protestantism, and sent out pastors to the rest of Europe, creating Presbyterianism in Scotland, the Puritan Movement in England and the Reformed Church in the Netherlands.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Adam4d made a new comic, but it's longer and more boring than usual. So I'll just post the overall crux of his post, celebrating Reformation Day:

Sandpuppy posted:

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Trogdos! posted:

Faustian Bargain posted:

edit: someone with a twitter send this to branco tia

Square Peg posted:

Wouldn't you vote for your dad?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Sandpuppy posted:

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did Payne have a stroke or something? Because this is almost a take that a human with a functional brainstem would have.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Is that the Klurfsman or some other waste of oxygen?

Saint Sputnik posted:

King Possum III posted:

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Sandpuppy posted:

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Tenebrais posted:

And on the third day, Jesus appeared as a Force ghost before the ewoks playing music on the helmets of the Romans

Technowolf posted:

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Matthew 19 1-9 posted:

When Jesus had finished saying these things, he left Galilee and went into the region of Judea to the other side of the Jordan. 2 Large crowds followed him, and he healed them there.

3 Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?”

4 “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? 6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

7 “Why then,” they asked, “did Moses command that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?”

8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

Matthew 19:10-12 posted:

10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”

11 Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”

Pants Donkey posted:

Eagerly anticipating Garrison's cartoon about the court shutting down Moore after he refused to concede and tried to contest the results.

loquacius posted:

that baby face looks exactly like an evil mischief baby from an old cartoon might look

or maybe the baby from Roger Rabbit