|
Merry GalatianMan #1000, everyone.
|
# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 07:23 |
|
|
# ¿ May 6, 2024 11:36 |
|
Capntastic posted:How's the Galatianman plot arc coming along? Angus got kidnapped and sent to a coffee plantation. I think he's okay with it. Art got kidnapped by Muslims who sold him to... this Indian bounty hunter who loves money and hates God. Weed got a job at a liberal MSM TV studio as their pet conservative punching bag, but he told the truth too much, and I guess they're going to throw him to the mob? Maybe? It's been months, and he's still there, so... Bubbacub posted:I haven't followed political cartoons since 2013. Weird to see that Asay, Bonsteel, and BAR BEE are gone. RIP Barbee.
|
# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 22:02 |
|
King Possum III posted:Like all the conservatives who swore they'd emigrate if same-sex marriage ever became legal? Rush Limbaugh: I'll Leave Country Over Health Bill
|
# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 09:20 |
|
Obama's vicious, dangerous final acts, like dismantling a defunct, useless Muslim immigrant registry will sink Trump.
|
# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 08:12 |
|
Why aren't people jumping on board with the scatterbrained Republican?!
|
# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 18:50 |
|
Starshark posted:Don't worry! The millennials will get the blame for not working hard enough. Not that I give a poo poo as a Gen X'er, I just think it's funny to see the generation with the short end of the capitalist stick getting the most poo poo. Actually, even though Millennials are lazy slackers who don't work hard enough, they are also working too hard and ruining vacation for everyone else.
|
# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 07:55 |
|
Ularg posted:Can someone explain to me the "Well intelligence also said there were WMDs so why trust them now?" claims? My gut tells me it's bullshit. Lie by Lie: A Timeline of How We Got Into Iraq
|
# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 07:46 |
|
A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Trump is a citizen of the world The version of the document that was posted online doesn't contain this or the other stuff that's being posted on 4chan as supposed proof that it was all a /pol/ ruse. It's also photographed from directly above. It could all still be completely made up, but the only "Here's what Trump did in Moscow" stuff is the pissing thing and him hiring prostitutes for sex parties. Everything else is just trying to track who in the Trump camp was working with the Russians and how comfortable the two parties felt about the Clinton e-mail campaign. Fulchrum posted:Which category did it fall in when he mocked the guy with arthrogryposis? Snopes posted:The New York Times, Kovaleski's current employer, said in a statement that “We think it's outrageous that [Donald Trump] would ridicule the appearance of one of our reporters." Trump responded in familiar fashion, issuing a series of tweets in which he admonished Kovaleski to "stop using his disability to grandstand" and repeatedly disparaged the Times: FronzelNeekburm fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jan 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 10:54 |
|
A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:"Jokes are false, and suspect, and irresponsible" — Old D&D Saying Fair enough, but my MAGA acquaintances are rushing to quote all of that stuff as definite proof that nobody should believe any of it.
|
# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 19:13 |
|
"Yawn! Who cares what some liberal celebrity thinks?" barked every conservative cartoonist, immediately rushing over to their drawing boards to draft a cartoon about how much said celebrity doesn't matter. I wonder, if you go back far enough, how tiny Trump would have to be to fill Obama's shoes, since Obama was too tiny to fill Bush's shoes, who was too tiny to fill Clinton's shoes, who... TapTheForwardAssist posted:I feel like a lot of people now understand the baffling visceral rage a lot of rightists felt over Obama, where every little thing he did was somehow grating. Feels a little hypocritical after years of "drat, can't you guys find one single nice thing to say about Obama" but here we are. It's hard to accept this, except for a few outliers like Pissgate, because Trump genuinely flies off the handle, tosses around lowbrow insults, lies or forgets what he's said from hour to hour, and is actively appointing the most destructive people he can find to every single post he has influence over. Meanwhile, Obama was hated because Marxist Muslim madrassah dijon mustard salt death panels lapel pin taking your guns -- things that didn't happen or didn't matter. I could buy it for post-election Bush because he got a lot of poo poo for just seeming pretty dumb and looking like a chimp. It wasn't until he dragged the country into crazytown ca. 2002 that people's anger started to match the consequences of his actions.
|
# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 05:38 |
|
21 Muns posted:Wasn't the early anger about Bush mostly a consequence of the absurdly close election (decided by less than a thousand votes), in which he lost the popular vote while winning for the first time in over a hundred years? That's also a very good point, but if we're talking about things Presidents have actually done of their own accord, Trump is getting a really early start, what with tanking defense company stocks, recalling every ambassador, refusing to divest his investments, bringing his kids along to meetings with foreign leaders, etc.
|
# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 06:24 |
|
Wow, that's pretty harsh on your relatives, Duck. Somfin posted:Did, uh Assuming he means "$7,000 per year," yes, it's quite doable if you don't meet the financial requirements for aid. In fact, the deductibles are even worse.
|
# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 09:02 |
|
Right off the cliff:quote:
Well, three out of four ain't bad. Shame we had to mess the last one up.
|
# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 04:04 |
|
MelvinBison posted:Wait what? What happened? Cartoon Depicting Bush Being ‘Politically’ Assassinated Draws Secret Service Attention
|
# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 04:08 |
|
Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Unemployment is down, but the jobs people are getting aren't the ones they want. The number isn't the end all be all and this is a big reason the last election went how it did. You're right, but it's hard to resist snarking when the cartoon only says, "Duhhhh, Obama say thing good! Flurp derp poop" Here's an interesting chart: the seasonally-adjusted employment-population ratio: (https://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/srgate, series LNS12300000) ratbert90 posted:GOP before the ACA: Everybody needs to be a responsible adult and pay for their own healthcare! What if I rationally decide I'd rather die than be insured? What if I want to drive a clunker? What if I just enjoy rolling around in my own filth all day?
|
# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 11:29 |
|
Stultus Maximus posted:For some reason, Roll is making me angry again. Where's your arrest record, Ted? Where are your scars? Where is your molotov, your brick, your bat? When in his life has Todd ever done even what the soft, ineffective liberals he criticizes do much less gone farther? Well, he did get cuffed by those corrupt LA cops for no reason at all (pending resolution of his lawsuit).
|
# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:54 |
|
I'm liking this run-up to the end of Prickly City, but I'll be very disappointed when Carmen wakes up and it turns out she was Calvin dreaming of being a conservative minority girl the whole time.
|
# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 08:08 |
|
Sandpuppy posted:8 Great timing. quote:The British Antarctic Survey is to pull all staff out of its space-age Halley base in March for safety reasons.
|
# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 05:24 |
|
Joe the Trump Voter is still obsessed with attacking a washed-up political candidate to avoid thinking about his own choices. An accurate cartoon.
|
# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 14:54 |
|
MMF Freeway posted:What is the actual point of this strip? Like I don't think I've ever seen it make a joke and it rarely even expresses a political opinion. Everytime I read it my reaction is the same: "Uhh okay??" Because Doonesbury exists and is nominally liberal, conservatives demand that the funny pages make equal time for conservative comics. Or twice as many, depending on whether they also carry Mallard Fillmore. Humor doesn't really factor into their appeal. But at least Stantis is capable of having this boring, protracted six-month meltdown over Trump taking office, even if he's not going to, y'know, talk about Trump or anything he does. That's more than almost every actual editorial cartoonist.
|
# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 04:23 |
|
"That other party has no self-awareness!" shouts the political cartoonist who refuses to talk about his own party.
|
# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 12:12 |
|
Everyone! ...except Muslims, who all have to get out. ...Mexicans, too. ...and the crooked media. ...and flag-burners. But hey, almost everyone!
|
# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 13:30 |
|
Thing. Yes. *saves file, reaches for golf bag*
|
# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 09:58 |
|
Cpt.Americant posted:He's also literally complemented Kim Jong Un many times and called him a great leader. He also said lots of praiseworthy things about Kim Jong Il as well. In related news, a North Korean ambassador defected to South Korea and says Un's government is going to collapse due to corruption and instability. The first statement was rated Lie of the Year by Politifact, so... is this a trick question?
|
# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 07:32 |
|
Lemming posted:http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dennis-hastert-wants-sex-abuse-accuser-return-hush-money-n709116 (Mark Foley)
|
# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 06:52 |
|
Lemming posted:If anyone wanted to know how to make blood flow from your eyes and hear the infinite shrieks of the dead, this sentence did it Hot Air posted:MCCONNELL: Well, let me just say, I’m confident we’ll get a Supreme Court nominees confirmed. I expect an outstanding nominee sometime soon. I think it’s noteworthy to look at how the Republican minority handled Bill Clinton the first — in his first administration. Both — both of his first two nominees, Ginsburg and Breyer, no filibuster. Obama, in his first term, to go, no filibuster. We think our nominee ought to be treated the same way. If he is not treated that way, then, under the current Senate rule, we would have to get cloture. That is, we’d have to get 60 votes. We had to do that when the Democrats objecting to Justice Alito 10 years ago, but cloture was invoked. Sorry for the long answer. I think the short answer is, the nominee will be confirmed.
|
# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 13:06 |
|
Ularg posted:But the point of blocks is you build something, take it apart, build something else. If you take it apart, it means you didn't build it right the first time!
|
# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 16:09 |
|
The first AGC Dry Bones ever?
|
# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 04:17 |
|
Angepain posted:the gently caress is this
|
# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 10:25 |
|
Vib Rib posted:So we've got a posit that: A misstep, since the current talking point is that Obama shut down Iraqi immigration too, so why blame Trump?
|
# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 21:29 |
|
Except Christians are blocked, too.
|
# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 22:43 |
|
Regalingualius posted:Someone find the comic he must've made to justify the Republicans refusing to hold Garland's confirmation hearing and I'll send it side-by-side with this one to him. Take your pick.
|
# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 08:43 |
|
Do they accept credit? The History of the Democratic Party Jefferson FDR JFK 2017 FronzelNeekburm fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Feb 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 13:34 |
|
NYT posted:This, however, is what being taken seriously looks like. As Ms. Ryan put it to me, Mr. Trump’s candidacy is “extraordinary and precedent-shattering” and “to pretend otherwise is to be disingenuous with readers.”
|
# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 13:39 |
|
Nenonen posted:Kelly seems to be getting mellow - first of all he's agreed to have the grandkid over in the first place, and secondly this has to be the first time that he's depicted Some Gizmo in a positive light Look out, Granddad! Once your Perry Mason episodes are all in the cloud, you're at the mercy of those little twerps to come over and fix your Netflix for you!
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 03:14 |
|
MMA is about punching and kicking.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 01:08 |
|
Pants Donkey posted:Should I be concerned about the high alkalinity This is apparently a selling point. People believe it balances out your stomach acid or something.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 20:46 |
|
FronzelNeekburm posted:This is apparently a selling point. People believe it balances out your stomach acid or something.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 04:31 |
|
mandatory lesbian posted:if i knew about ramirez's cartoons i'd post one here where he complains about Obama's "executive over-reach" I think you'll be disappointed. I haven't looked through his whole archive from Obama's terms, but he's pretty consistent on demanding immigration reform, and his cartoons about Obama usually take the form of, "All his accomplishments are bad, and he hates you." Vib Rib posted:Sorry, how did the media destroy due process? Is this something about how certain celebrity suspects are "guilty until proven innocent" in the eyes of the media (which does not actually affect court rulings) or what? August 2014 was the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson. He's complaining that the media are eager to judge the cop guilty before the courts.
|
# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 08:21 |
|
|
# ¿ May 6, 2024 11:36 |
|
We have always been at war with Oceania. Capfalcon posted:Is there something I'm missing about the magical moon beams? He mentions it in his rant, but current Gov. Jerry Brown was known as "Moonbeam" when he was governor before, in the '70s. quote:The nickname was coined by Mike Royko, the famed Chicago columnist, who in 1976 said that Mr. Brown appeared to be attracting “the moonbeam vote,” which in Chicago political parlance meant young, idealistic and nontraditional.
|
# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 06:07 |