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Somfin posted:Holy gently caress. That sounds like a good party platform. They could even get rid of the phasing-in part.
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Starshark posted:Not really. The key to understanding Nugent's good luck is understanding that he's all mouth and no trousers. Except when the trousers are full of old poo poo and piss.
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oddium posted:because when you're awarded a medal they put it around your neck (olympics, star wars). next question
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Ranter posted:In Australia we have flies and mozzies everywhere https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussie_salute. A big harmless huntsman is way cool to keep around for getting them. One of the first things I noticed about moving to another part of the world was the lack of flies. God I hate them. Pianka reports that the Aussie salute is effective only as long as the flies are not too sticky, and that once a fly has tasted sweat, hand waving is generally useless at encouraging it to leave, with physically wiping the fly off being required.[2] 
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loquacius posted:They will not get to this point, because I will kill them first (on account of they are worse than bugs) Bats aren't bugs.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:The best spiders are portia spiders. Look em up. That sounds like the name of a porn star. Nice try.
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Jethro posted:I haven't been able to bring myself to read this thread since the election. Finally today I decided I was ready. I really hope JRRose dies in a fire.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Are black, therefore are on orders from Black Lives Matter. Got it. Also worth noting: the people who did that thing are all in jail and will be staying there for a long time. BLM tends to care about people who don't go to jail for their crimes.
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D.N. Nation posted:Congrats to JRROSE! for James Madison's NCAA FCS Championship. JR Rose stopped being cute when he acted like Trump wasn't a foul shithead. 
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Cat Mattress posted:The reason why they think Obama is gay or Michelle is trans? Michelle's not "dainty". Too many muscles.
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loquacius posted:Bennett is thus far not biting on pissgate I bet Trump's wang is out and he's pissing, and that's really why USA is making that face. He's looking right at it.
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Trogdos! posted:Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden Italy did invade Africa a couple of times, but I don't think they would ever have done that well.
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seiferguy posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure most alt-news site get their news from regular sources and then just rewrite them to fit their audiences' taste. They are run by Moldavian teenagers who write interesting headlines for ad bucks.
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davebo posted:Aside from having a good message, what I like about Bors' depiction of Trump is how he plays up what I find to be his least attractive feature, which is just how pale the area around his eyes are from the rest of his spray tan. Other people lay on tanning beds with those tiny little glasses that just cover your eyes but he must wear giant ones. I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer. He wants to go back to New York on the weekends; he'll have tons of free time.
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du -hast posted:Hey when is the 2017 State of the Union address? Is there one this year? For some reason I am not able to figure it out w\ google. I think it's usually a week or so after the inauguration.
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I don't know that I've seen that scene homaged in a political cartoon before. (Or if I did see it, it blurred into the mess of everything else in my brain.) Kinda like it.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Circumcision is one of those issues that MRA have polluted so badly that it's impossible to not feel like you're supporting them by talking about it. Yeah, this is about right.
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Cythereal posted:...That wasn't the point of the cartoon? Looked pretty straightforward to me, the cartoonist was criticizing the people likely to attack Starbucks for its refugee-friendly and LGBT-friendly policies. No, he's saying that welcoming refugees into the country will result in dead people after Starbucks gets shot up by swarthy refugee-terrorists.
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Taciturn Tactician posted:You can't see the seat of any of the other chairs and what you see of them is identical, it's reaching a little to assume only the white guy's chair is padded. The white guy was sitting on a purple-padded chair, because purple is the color of kings. Clearly Lubchansky is a dumb racist idiot hell fucker.
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loquacius posted:clap emojis interspersed throughout What's with the clap emojis, anyway? Is it a reference to something?
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Prism posted:Goat milk is pretty strong-tasting compared to cow. I don't know if it would go well in coffee. I believe goat milk is used in the manufacture of feta cheese, so possession should really be treated more harshly than a sackful of plutonium.
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Prism posted:Feta is made from sheep's milk, I think. It's still monstrous and entirely wipes out the advances in science and government that Greece contributed.
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haveblue posted:Always wondered: Why is the strip named "Dry Bones" in the first place? Has he ever explained this? Yeah, it's some Bible- or Yiddish-related thing.
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Look, some people just have terrible opinions, like "Trump is good" or "I like the Patriots", and you have to be gentle with them. They're not well in the head. They've got some static in the attic.
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Radish posted:So will Ramirez make a comic about how this isn't a big deal, point out that Obama did something and that was totally, for real more corrupt, or about something totally unrelated? I'm predicting a bunch of "hey, you wanted him fired back in November; you should be happy".
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Panty Saluter posted:I've figured it out...Garrison is really Rob Liefield moonlighting as a politooner I see feet in that picture, though.
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: If they can't behave like grown-ups, I would also be in favor of making them wear boxing gloves.
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Radish posted:Mac is pretty conservative but I think that's more of an old timey British "old men are horn dogs" joke than "is this what men are reduced to??" complaint. It's basically an ancient joke out of Are You Being Served? Yeah, he seems to do a lot of old-guy type jokes, so he could probably get the benefit of the doubt here. Also, the guys are described as "sex pests" on the sign.
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there wolf posted:I enjoy the swing-and-a-miss element of it. Like he's laying down a framework for how NDAs can be used to silence victims, and then totally bungles it by concluding that the existence of the NDA is the real problem. It's like watching a man trip and fall into his own rear end in a top hat. But the existence of NDAs is a real problem.
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Pants Donkey posted:I don't think sexual assault would fall under the purview of an NDA. It does when it's part of a settlement.
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