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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Random Stranger posted:

It did very well in that it needed to sell a shitton of tickets in order to just break even.

Given that DC/Warner has absolute control over all permutations of the Batman and Superman IPs it's fairly likely that beavis broke even just on merch tie-in sales, actually.

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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Also Dracula is literally about a Slavic gently caress Machine who comes to the land of white people to gain power by defiling their women, so that's a pretty separate bag of horror tropes from slendermans whole deal of being the symbols of civilization separated from personality.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Tars Tarkas posted:

Monster Trucks did something right:



some producer gives a massive amount of fucks about this movie.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I got to watch Excalibur in English class during our section on Arthurian stuff, but the teacher was a square and skipped over the sex bits

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

It easily is, but it was also the first one to stop slavishly adapting every minute detail of the book, so Potter fans got really mad at the time

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Femur posted:

I am not questioning if it's a real distinct thing found by medical science, I am saying, in the old days, it comes and goes, iirc, pretty quickly, why wouldn't people pass it off as a dream?

Regardless of how Sleep Paralysis is a very distinct state from dreaming: You do realize that dream interpretation is a very real tradition in almost every culture and that, up until the last couple centuries, a lot of people were pretty confident in the idea that dreams had very real meaning to the waking world, right?

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Tars Tarkas posted:

Will Neko Atsume break the video game movie curse? Maybe....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5R0M-NKISA



No Tubbs, no buy

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


Tag yourself I'm the fat reenactor who immediately"gets shot" and goes down

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

ChickenMedium posted:

*The Highlander draws his sword to face down Kurrgan for the final time*
FLASH! AHHHH-AHHHHHHH!

*The Kurgan kicks in the door of a nightclub and begins slaughtering his way towards an immortal*

BIIII CYCLE

BIIIII CYCLE

BIIII CYCLE

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Really, I have genuine trouble saying that suicide squad was irredeemably bad in light of how well Waller was handled, I'm not especially invested in the suicide squad comics but Waller was done perfectly as a cold blooded black ops Agent in way over their head.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

You really have to wonder in retrospect why Fox didn't try to court the slomo guys for a Quicksilver promo leading up to apocalypse.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Erm, but it's called the FINAL Chapter???

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter was the fourth movie in a series that's had twelve films and a television series

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


My favorite thing about this trailer is the unintentional implication that Kong learned to swordfight from watching Dr. Steve Brule in action

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Joel Schumacher's JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

FilthyImp posted:

I'd rather have Baz Luhrman do that one.


Nah, Jojo requires a certain full immersion camp that only the man who directed Batman Forever and wrote the screenplay for The Wiz can reach, even Luhrmann would flinch in the face of JJBA. I am 100% serious.

Cronenberg should do Monster and Peele would be perfect for a Junji Ito joint. Give Evangelion to Mel Gibson.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Maxwell Lord posted:

What excuse do you have? I don't see you fighting the power.

(Yeah, yeah, bot programmed to speak the truth, we've all got excuses.)

SMG is secretly PissPigGranddad and has spent the last several months killing ISIS fighters in the name of establishing a new socialist democracy in the middle east

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I'm fairly certain that the only reason I made it to the end of iron fist is that I jumped in six episodes in

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

"Warner Bros. would like to call Tupac Shakur to the stand."

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

All You Need Is Repeat

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Infuriate nerds by hiring Clancy brown to do darkseid

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

muscles like this! posted:

Phantom (of the Opera.)

I want this to be a musical and for the shared films to have every scene with Phantom characters get forcibly colonized by musical numbers, music meister style.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl



SciFiDownBeat posted:

How do he and Orci keep getting work? Have they never ever submitted a script late in their entire lives or something?

They attach themselves to crowd pleaser blockbusters.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Rakka is basically half life 2 but slimier.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Josh Gad has the kind of mouth I'd love to take a poo poo into.

I can't believe I have to say this, but

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Hire Roger Corman.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Byzantine posted:

How the hell are they not white, just look at them. They're as white as the Greeks.

Greeks aren't white.

"white" doesn't actually exist except as a tactic of social control

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Every time I hear about Girl who Leapt Through Time I'm reminded that, while I did enjoy the animated version, I really want to watch the version that Nobuhiko Obayashi did in the 80's.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Grendels Dad posted:

Does the guy explode while tumbling down the mountain?

No, but he dies by getting punted into an exploding starship while cursing the main character for ruining his life and killing at least two of his consecutive girlfriends

Really, Jerid Messa is a hilariously pathetic character, his whole arc is basically that he was on track to be a mildly talented mid level space Nazi of zero note, until he made a light joke at the expense of the main character and caused the narrative to refocus into making GBS threads on his life specifically

Babysitter Super Sleuth fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 1, 2017

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Doesn't Leon get in trouble for going back to look for his 'photographs'..? Been an age since I last saw the film.

Those are photographs he himself took while the replicants were on the run. It's showing that, unlike a machine, Leon is going beyond his programming as a dumb munitions loader and attempting to create art.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


pretend I translated "do they speak Klingon on What" into klingon and posted it here, ty

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

CelticPredator posted:

I would love Disney forever if they murdered the Simpsons outright. Please kill that show.

You know perfectly well that if Disney got The Simpsons then the show would be forced to never die.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


Anime is blood

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I vaguely remember that said goon stated in an interview years ago that he doesn't really give a gently caress about royalties for slenderman, as most projects bear basically no resemblance to his original photoshops and writing and he didn't like the idea of taking money for ideas that werent really his.

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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I'm waiting for a trailer to just straight up use a chipmunkson16speed track

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