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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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Kroenke didn't survive
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DJExile posted:

mods pls change this thread title to "A&M is rear end my dude"

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

MourningView posted:

I will literally fight you on behalf of my tall beautiful boys the property brothers

The best is Flip or Flop, especially with all the drama surrounding the couple now.

Also the dude's hilarious not-subtle reactions to how much things cost

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

MourningView posted:

That was good for a solid day of jokes about how he must have tried an open concept marriage.


That and probably the increasing percentage of us in serious relationships. HGTV/DIY are pretty much the only two channels my girlfriend watches so I have strong opinions on the house hunters franchise (international is the best one, everyone on Tiny should be fired out of a cannon and into woodchipper inside a volcano)

I think International is cool, but MY GIRLFRIEND hates it for some reason. Tiny is loving awful and the people that force their kids to live in such tiny houses should have them taken away.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Crotch Bat posted:

And Musberger has called his last college football game. He finishes with basketball on the 31st with a UK/UGA game.

Thank god

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Scionix posted:

spider Y 2 banana.

can't even call the drat play right

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
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Why hasn't Waco been nuked from orbit yet

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Henchman of Santa posted:

How on earth does the state of South Carolina have two chicken teams?

Two chicken teams with GREAT names

Gamecocks is obvious why it's good and Chanticleers is a cool sounding word

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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he was delicious

MourningView posted:

I think with a few exceptions all midwestern high school football stopped advancing somewhere around 1960. Most Iowa high schools run a Wing-T because, dammit, Forest Evashevski won Rose Bowls with it and who the gently caress are you to question Forest Evashevski?

I think every high school in Missouri runs the spread

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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MourningView posted:

the real Midwest

:mad:

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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Yeah, there's only 1 from Mizzou too. I thought there'd be at least one more.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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An elite day

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Spintzel posted:

Newks is great. Their salad and sandwiches are well worth it.

Panera loving sucks and hipsters only pretend they like it like they do with Pabst

Panera is where suburban teens go to study for Geometry tests. Your hipster culture is like seven years slow.

Also, it'll always be St. Louis Bread Company to me :colbert:

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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Grittybeard posted:

I mean I don't have a whole lot of argument here but this came up because of the idea of someone leaving Missouri to go to Kansas.

e: For an actual thought on all those 4 star guys I think there are actually 7? Maybe 8. I'd be pretty happy with 4, disappointed but ok with 3. Any less than that going to Mizzou is a disaster. 5 or more would make me buy into Odom's recruiting a lot more than I do right now.

I am terrified about recruiting them because they all have like 20 offers and several from blue bloods.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Crotch Bat posted:

We've already had a look at Miami youth football. It was called "Year of the Bull" and it was amazing. Featuring a Florida Gator who later threw a keg off a balcony and hit a guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s23JTmfJOY

I watched that!

Your school's other sports chat: Mizzou has a good wrestling program, volleyball and randomly gymnastics. The baseball team should be good, they have the #1 pitching prospect, but they're not. People kinda care about wrestling because J'Den Cox won bronze at the Olympics, but no one talks about the other sports really.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

D.N. Nation posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren: GEORGIA IN A NON-NOON START :siren: :siren: :siren:

please beat that rear end

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

I wish he hadn't blocked me on Twitter for miswording a tweet

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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Thoguh posted:



That is exactly as funny as it should be.

having no eye protection seems like a terrible decision

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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Coach Kul was such a fitting name for him :smith:

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
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Drew

Lock

Bitch

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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loooooooooooooooooool

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Mike_V posted:

I remember when the Rams wasted a 2nd round draft pick on Brian Leonard and I had to convince myself he would actually be good in the NFL.

God those late aughts drafts were miserable

e: Unrelated to Brian Leonard, but the 2006 Rams' draft might be the worst ever

double e: I take it back, the 2007 with Brian Leonard might be worse

the mean lunch lady fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 18, 2017

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

a neat cape posted:

The argument presented to remove the name was that it causes psychological damage to native american students. 12 members of the student council resigned after the vote lol

This is understandable.

I just like SDSU's sweet jerseys and how they use the Aztec motif

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Grittybeard posted:

When I was around six I asked my older brother where "Sooners" came from and he told me it was because they would sooner be somewhere other than Oklahoma. I believed this was the actual reason for the name for an embarrassingly long time.

A much better reason imo

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

pillsburysoldier posted:

Baylor team chaplain is getting fired for having sex with a volleyball player

weak poo poo at this point

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

pillsburysoldier posted:

Emmitt Smith's kid is playing high school ball now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPRepCUFmw

:smith: getting old

I mean Fred Taylor's son already went to Florida

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
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What good stuff to do in Nashville on a Thursday or Friday?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

DJExile posted:

eat a whole fuckin' lot of hot chicken

I was planning on it, but is there somewhere that has the best?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

kittenmittons posted:

Memorial Stadium is the worst imo. It's the Tigers/Wildcats of stadium names.

Sorry for caring about the TROOPS

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

lamentable dustman posted:

I'll have you know Tigers is a fine mascot and Memorial Stadium is a fine name. Championship level names even

hell yeah tiger/memorial stadium buddy

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

MourningView posted:

Yeah I've definitely seen guys hit from 70+ in practice or pregame when they were just loving around and didn't have any pressure or have to worry about it getting blocked. Marshall Koehn, Iowa's kicker a couple years ago, had an absolutely cannon for a leg, but was weirdly awful on short field goals and XPs. 81 is still pretty crazy though.

sounds exactly like Mizzou's kicker Tucker McCann

hopefully he is fixed and last year was just him being a freshman

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

I totally forgot he coached Tech

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Spintzel posted:

Dacoacho went on Le Batard earlier and said he drinks about 8 to 10 monster energy drinks a day :stare::stare::stare:

rip him sometime

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

vyst posted:

Lol if you think he's ever going to die and isn't being kept alive by voodoo Cajun magic

he'll die, but his body will keep going from loads of gumbo

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

FizFashizzle posted:

Remember Bawlz?

They were ok. Young me was excited by a drink that could help me game EVEN LONGER

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

DJExile posted:

It's no oklahoma/texas/florida but absolutely nobody is going to give a poo poo about watching Rutgers vs. Illinois on a friday night

Nobody gives a poo poo about it on a Saturday either

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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Hoo boy, bringing back the video game would be GREAT

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Saucer Crab posted:

The original ACC members left WVU behind in the Southern Conference in the 50s and then the rest abandoned us in the Big East in the 2000s, so gently caress them all. We've got West right there in our names, I'm happy with our new conference mates to the west.

WVU to the Pac-12

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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Stuff I hope Mizzou has fixed:

1. The Defense - It was all bad last year, outside of Charles Harris and, later in the year, Marcell Frazier. Also plz figure out the starting secondary.

2. Drew Lock - While I love his propensity to chuck it deep, he needs to get his completion percentage up. Hopefully, they let him read all of the field and not just half of it again this year.

3. J'Mon Moore - He has the ability to be one of the best receivers in the country, but has suspect hands, in both catching and holding onto the ball post-catch. He was the leading receiver in the SEC despite all this.

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

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Kroenke didn't survive
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Frinkahedron posted:

:lol: if you think the last 10 years of college students paying off student loans for decades are going to donate in meaningful numbers anytime soon

This is me. I love Mizzou, but I will not be donating probably ever, unless I become a millionaire.

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