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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
He was like a human version of those tackling sleds the players push in practice.

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Joey Freshwater posted:

High School but one of the schools I went to were the Spongers. Like the guy that dives and goes and gets sponges from the ocean. We were that guy.

Tarpon Springs?



Also I'm surprised there aren't more coastal schools with a shark mascot. Like UCF/USF should be the Sharks instead of their current lame nicknames.

an adult beverage fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 11, 2017

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Bert was at Wisconsin forever before he moved to Arkansas. Both Bert and Anderson made lateral-at-best moves to get out of Wisconsin. Considering the stuff about low assistant salaries and defections, its more likely than not that Barry Alavarez is a bad boss to work for.

I think Wisconsin is a better job than Arkansas if Barry wasnt over your shoulder.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I'll miss MV as mod, as tribute to him here he is along with his friends and family.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
ahem, Free Shoes University

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Ole Pi$$


whiteyfats posted:

Gaytors. :colbert:

How do you circumcise a Gator fan?

Kick his sister in the mouth.

Gators drink Gatorade.

Seminoles drink Seminal Fluid.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Washington is great if you like <50 days of sunshine per year.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

The enemies of... oh nevermind.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

MourningView posted:

I am all for football players getting as much free poo poo as possible if we aren't going to fairly compensate them so it's good Michigan is going to Rome. I am less glad that we are going to get a million tedious stories about Harbaugh acting like a weird doofus in a foreign country

Totally agree. I'd imagine most of Michigan's football players have never had a chance to go to Europe, I'm glad they get to go UM's dime.

KKKLIP ART posted:

TFF, my first child was born on friday. My mom brought him a little UGA football and I told him welcome to a lifetime of disappointment and next year is our years. Better to set the record straight from day one and just abandon all hope from the get-go.

The average age of SA continues to increase - we are all growing old on these gay forums, my baby is due in May :3:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Crotch Bat posted:

In "you can't make this poo poo up" news, Rudy is now a Mormon. :psyduck:

Here he is in full super special baptismal regalia.



That's amazing.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

pillsburysoldier posted:

ND QB Malik Zaire is supposed to be in love with UF and is trying to grad transfer there. The SEC has some weird transfer rule that the SEC is also trying to subvert so they can have him there.

The Indiana to Florida pipeline continues.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

That Gatornation Twitter guy has Aaron Hernandez as his profile picture. :stare:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Just lol @ the fact that Dan Quinn had to coach under that retard Will Muschamp.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Newk's is poor man's Panera Bread. :colbert:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

That's the Most SEC headline I've ever read.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Never has so much money bought so little.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Should have gotten T. Boone to open up his fuckin checkbook then.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

whiteyfats posted:




Sorry, Gators.

Foiled again. :negative:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

LeeMajors posted:

He also thinks crushing us in 15 will matter in 17.

Well UF will probably also be crushed in '17 and that still wouldn't mean Michigan is a Good Team.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
lol @ 4.2

Urbz will run out of fake times to give out, he will start having players teleport to the finish line.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
When I need the latest insider political scoop I head to the West Virginia Mountaineers' Rivals page.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
This is pretty cool, I didn't realize Georgia State was moving into Ted Turner stadium this year:

http://stadium.gsu.edu

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Ehud posted:

Watching the orange and blue game. Franks looks about a squillion times better than he did last year as a true freshman. Barring some horrible injury, he's our starting QB.

Did Franks start?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

KKKLIP ART posted:

Purdue thought it would be a rad idea to pull off a fake flea-flicker during its spring game, which was miraculously televised. Well they thought right because a fake flea-flicker in your spring game to clown on your own players is actually rad.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
The bottom one is "you're playing for Oregon now"

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Pakled posted:

That comment section is pretty dire.

Jesus Christ.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

General Dog posted:

Without cultural appropriation we'd all still be wearing animal skins and living in caves. Human history is the spread of traditions.

What culture is the grode jar appropriated from?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Pakled posted:

The only thing worse than having your stadium named by a corporate sponsor is for the corporate sponsor to be as unglamorous as Kroger

I think the worst stadium deal of all time was Troy playing at "Movie Gallery Stadium."

Of course I'm sure Troy athletics needed the cash, I'm not sure Kentucky needs the cash, what with the NCAA tournament payouts and SEC payouts.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

When was the last SEC stadium to get a name change before this? Adding to one of the hyphenated ones?

UF just changed their stadium last fall to Steve Spurrier-Florida Field at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium (loving huge mouthful).

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

swickles posted:

Don't forget Ron Zook Field at Doak Campbell Stadium!

I was there at the christening, they carried Zook off the field on their shoulders! I'll never forget :911:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Spacemonkey57 posted:

I know it's basketball which doesn't count, but Kentucky doesn't even have the worst corporate naming deal in the state as long as the KFC Yum! Center is around.

Isn't the Yum Center the main downtown arena/venue for the city of Louisville? It's not really an on-campus named stadium. Memphis basketball plays at the FedEx Forum, but it's off-campus and at the city's main arena so I don't think that really counts either.

It actually seems pretty rare for teams to have on-campus corporate stadium and arena naming deals which I think is pretty cool. Although Florida just took a corporate naming sponsor for the basketball arena. :(

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

DJExile posted:

nobody reads the coachign thread anymore but nick saban got mega paid

Jesus Christ the coaching salary bubble is going to pop big time. Ten years ago I think the highest salary was like $4 million a year.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Oh my God just everything about Sharkgate is incredible. God bless our little yellow toothed cherub of a coach.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Seaniqua posted:

I'm not proud of this, its quality or its content.



:vince:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Also wrt Dacoacho I don't think that dude is long for this world. Ten monster drinks a day, 40+ years of southern cooking, and his perpetual intensity means his blood pressure is probably higher than a fire hydrant.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Live footage of Ed Orgeron's aorta.

Mouse Cadet posted:

As if Florida will be on GameDay this year

Michigan-UF at Jerryworld might get GameDay.

Also I'm p sure Florida has the most all time GameDay appearances.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I'm putting even money on Alabama/Florida State at the brand-new Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

gently caress Bama and Florida State, but you're probably right. Forgot about that game.

LeeMajors posted:

I think UF has hosted more than anyone.

I'm pretty sure UF had that title for a long time but yeah it looks like we've been surpassed and are third now:

Link

vyst posted:

An adult beverage is gonna have to update his avatar

I probably should. We always knew she was dumb as hell, but now we know she's a huge piece of poo poo...

quote:

...solicited more than $800,000 in charitable donations by telling donors their money would be used to fund college scholarships, school computers and other causes.

Donors testified that Ms. Brown sought donations from people and businesses she knew through her connections in the House of Representatives. But trial evidence showed that One Door awarded only two scholarships totaling $1,200.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/us/politics/corrine-brown-guilty.html

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I enjoy the countryside and the hills in central PA it's really pretty country through there. It does suck being relatively far from a major city though.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

whiteyfats posted:

Off topic, kind of, but Jimbo is one of the most southern college football coach names ever.

Jimbo Fisher is the most redneck name I've ever heard besides Jim Bob Cooter.

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Was driving around Memphis and I saw a Tennessee 'Ole Miss' vanity plate that just said "SEC". That's the most second SEC thing I've seen irl in awhile.

an adult beverage fucked around with this message at 15:20 on May 28, 2017

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