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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Hey Dov Charney, quit stealin my moves!

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Murray Mantoinette posted:

Hey just wanted to say thanks to all the goons that have been posting these hot pictures for the last few pages. I didn't really read much so I'm not sure what this thread is about but I assume a thinly veiled excuse for posting porn like the butt thread (RIP).

Wait the Thread for Butts is dead??!

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

I was going to post some American Apparel ads, but I couldn't tell which ones were real

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

TheChaosPath posted:

I was going to post some American Apparel ads, but I couldn't tell which ones were real

They're kind of gross honestly.

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

...and the pitch! posted:

They're kind of gross honestly.

I believe that is the point

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
looking at girl butts makes me sploosh

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC
still havent seen any "In Memorium American Apparel ads" like the OP requested except Hogge Wild's and my drunk lovely flag. For shame goons for shame. With all the daddy jokes I figured at least someone would jump on it.

:munch:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

DAIRY KING posted:

still havent seen any "In Memorium American Apparel ads" like the OP requested except Hogge Wild's and my drunk lovely flag. For shame goons for shame. With all the daddy jokes I figured at least someone would jump on it.

:munch:

Just requesting that ppl make a photoshop thread for you, w/o doing an OP that shows you put some time into the idea yourself, is a good way to get rude words said at you.

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

ShiaLabiaouf posted:

Weird sexist hipster-porn clothing store gets bought out and shut down while former CEO Dov Charney still has about 12 lawsuits pending.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/06/news/companies/american-apparel-closing-stores-layoffs/

I'd like to suggest some photoshopped In Memorium American Apparel ads starting with my own, but I'm not good at it. Are there any artistic people here that would like to give it a go?





Ork of Fiction posted:

Just requesting that ppl make a photoshop thread for you, w/o doing an OP that shows you put some time into the idea yourself, is a good way to get rude words said at you.

I figured it was implied

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

Ork of Fiction posted:

Just requesting that ppl make a photoshop thread for you, w/o doing an OP that shows you put some time into the idea yourself, is a good way to get rude words said at you.



And If you're referring to me not making a post ill just quote myself from earlier

DAIRY KING posted:



here best i could do 1st time around. Sad thing is you can literally see in the animation where I started to get drunk

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol. Ork of Fiction, owned

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

some of these are funny as poo poo. nsfw obviously. http://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/g2442/american-apparel-ads/

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Pantytime!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

That's literally pornography.

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

Pick posted:

That's literally pornography.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Pantytime!
\

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's a t-shirt, not a weather satellite. I think Bangladesh can handle it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Don't you men miss being aroused by innocuous things and not being required to see 239084703298493 anal gangbangs with extra onion hot sauce just to feel your donger flush??

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

myDad posted:

Pantytime!
\


hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
What's creepy about the ads/store?

Dov dude is walking sleaze though.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

Don't you men miss being aroused by innocuous things and not being required to see 239084703298493 anal gangbangs with extra onion hot sauce just to feel your donger flush??

Who feels anything anymore?

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!
their tank tops are really comfortable to wear lifting. I have like 4, they were selling the stock of the store by me for 75% off and i just bought a few more.

Gildan uses slave labour and make an inferior product but I know very little about the CEO's texting habits so i guess they're winning.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I only wear Walmart brand clothing OP.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Dov Charney sat at his desk, his eye was twitching. A call buzzed in on his phone and he answered with a cum covered hand, "Hello?"
A voice sounded hoarse and panicked on the other end, "Dov we've got a serious problem down here... oh man. This is really hosed up."
"What is it?" Charney leaned into his desk trying not to dip his tie in the massive ejaculation covering his desk.
"Look there's a guy down here... and... oh god i can't say it." The man on the other end began openly sobbing into the receiver, in the background a photographer could be heard saying "Spread your rear end cheeks more for daddy."
"Calm down man, get yourself together. Do you want me to send that intern down there to jerk you off? She jerked me off three times today, it was really relaxing. Or maybe a buttfuck? She won't mind."
The man on the other end of the phone sighed loudly and resigned himself to finally utter the words he had been trying to say, "There's a guy down here and... and he's got belt loops but NO BELT."
Dov Charney gasped, "Oh my god!" he rolled up the semen splattered sleeves of his tucked in button-down shirt, as if preparing himself to spring into action "I'll get down there right away and try and head this thing off before the press finds out. Just hold on while i sexually harass several women. I'll be down there as soon as i can, probably 3 hours or so." he hung up the phone.
"Looks like it's time for bad daddy to have some serious jerk off fun." he said, to no one in particular.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Zeroisanumber posted:

Who feels anything anymore?

Hell Yeah posted:

Dov Charney sat at his desk, his eye was twitching. A call buzzed in on his phone and he answered with a cum covered hand, "Hello?"
A voice sounded hoarse and panicked on the other end, "Dov we've got a serious problem down here... oh man. This is really hosed up."
"What is it?" Charney leaned into his desk trying not to dip his tie in the massive ejaculation covering his desk.
"Look there's a guy down here... and... oh god i can't say it." The man on the other end began openly sobbing into the receiver, in the background a photographer could be heard saying "Spread your rear end cheeks more for daddy."
"Calm down man, get yourself together. Do you want me to send that intern down there to jerk you off? She jerked me off three times today, it was really relaxing. Or maybe a buttfuck? She won't mind."
The man on the other end of the phone sighed loudly and resigned himself to finally utter the words he had been trying to say, "There's a guy down here and... and he's got belt loops but NO BELT."
Dov Charney gasped, "Oh my god!" he rolled up the semen splattered sleeves of his tucked in button-down shirt, as if preparing himself to spring into action "I'll get down there right away and try and head this thing off before the press finds out. Just hold on while i sexually harass several women. I'll be down there as soon as i can, probably 3 hours or so." he hung up the phone.
"Looks like it's time for bad daddy to have some serious jerk off fun." he said, to no one in particular.

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010
That sucks, they make awesome t-shirts.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Just buy merino wool tshirts instead

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Pick posted:

Don't you men miss being aroused by innocuous things and not being required to see 239084703298493 anal gangbangs with extra onion hot sauce just to feel your donger flush??

I've jerked off a lot of dudes while telecommuting for work and the answer from my testing pool is no.

In all honesty ask a straight man if he misses getting random boners after seeing a receptionists necklace fall into her shirt or seeing a whale tail or smelling something his brain codes as woman. He'll probably say no, although part of that might be the proliferation of basketball shorts and form fitting jeans.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
This is some decadent Roman poo poo, societal collapse is imminent.

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Rough Lobster posted:

This is some decadent Roman poo poo, societal collapse is imminent.

Pornographyyyyyyyyyy

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I do hold pornography partially related to the end of irony, such that Tomorrow Belongs To Me and other antiracist show tunes were adopted by racists and protest rock by American right wingers

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

Pick posted:

I entirely agree.

drat, very well said.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Given the context of AA's other ads, I find this rather suspicious.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Whoops, I'm dumb and meant to quote the thing pick was quoting earlier.
Anyway, smh at all of the men popping in to remind us that they find conventionally attractive women in compromising positions boner inducing. Way to prove the loving point.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i can have a bonner and be a feminist too if i want. there's nothing stopping me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

remigious posted:

Whoops, I'm dumb and meant to quote the thing pick was quoting earlier.
Anyway, smh at all of the men popping in to remind us that they find conventionally attractive women in compromising positions boner inducing. Way to prove the loving point.

Wow, she looks unable to defend herself! :dong:

Kim Jong ill
Jul 28, 2010

NORTH KOREA IS ONLY KOREA.

various cheeses posted:

Just buy merino wool tshirts instead

This. I am never buying a T-shirt that isn't Merino ever again. gently caress the terrible impression that is the lovely cotton tee.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

myDad posted:

Wait the Thread for Butts is dead??!

what the fucck

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

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Pick posted:

Wow, she looks unable to defend herself! :dong:

Can you post some sexually aggressive women to balance things out?

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