Conference Championship N/V - Hello again old friends

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Go anyone but the Patriots

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 20:59

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 17:27

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Dang Hong Kong has three teams

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:35

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Blatzmobile posted:

They are stupid not to cash out now.

Yeah, I'd take $28K in a heartbeat

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 18:46

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

GaussianCopula posted:

These people are Packers fans who are simply not able have rational thoughts, otherwise they would be Patriots fans.

hahahahahahaha

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 19:15

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I usually skip the pregame nonsense so whatever

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 20:02

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 20:16

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

For the few people in here who care about the Pro Bowl, Darian Stewart will be replacing Eric Berry for the AFC.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 17, 2017

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 21:36

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I wish I could find that pic of Matt Ryan that NBC put up during an SNF telecast a few years ago during a preview of the following week's matchup (Falcons/Cowboys IIRC). He was red-faced and looked high as gently caress. It was hilarious.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 22:45

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

what does TFF voice sound like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&t=13s

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 06:10

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Oh , this is cool Broncos: http://deadspin.com/new-broncos-coach-vance-joseph-left-university-of-color-1791303337

ugh

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 16:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Volkerball posted:

Vance Joseph also molested a little girl in high school.

I've seen you mention this a couple of times. Source?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 17:18

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Amy Pole Her posted:

https://www.google.com/amp/profootb.../?client=safari

It's all I could fine. I have no clue what he's talking about

Yeah, that's what the Deadspin article covered. I have no clue where this whole "Joseph molested a little girl in high school" story is coming from that Volkerball keeps mentioning.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 17:22

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

whypick1 posted:

I wouldn't call Mark Davis spoiled either. Dude drives a minivan ffs.

He also invented hand warmers while working for the Raiders equipment department.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 23:30

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

The last car I owned was a much later model than the one Mark Davis currently drives

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 23:36

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Cutler isn't coming to Houston. I could see him reuniting with Denver though

He has a more realistic shot at becoming a Bronco than Romo IMO. He'd die behind our o-line though.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 04:11

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

I am
Dallas Thomas

u suck bro

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 17:55

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

TheChirurgeon posted:

Was coming here to post this. What a dumb thing to get punished over

:downsroger:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 19:27

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

got any sevens posted:

Jexit

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 20:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Benny the Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/JManziel2/status/822158779848343552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Gonna hazard a guess and say he was trashed when he tweeted this

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 21:35

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Blarfk posted:

I like how the all-caps emphasis makes it seem like he is currently something other than human.....

That something would be a piece of poo poo

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 22:47

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

You can go read QCS if you want the drama. It's really stupid and not worth your time, per usual.

I heard the details and it's the most childish poo poo ever.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 00:42

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Jim Brown supports Trump FYI

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 05:15

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

ALFbrot posted:

I don't know if anyone mentioned this in the intervening million pages, but 2005 was actually Ben vs. Jake Plummer lol

Ha, I read that entire list and didn't catch that.

2005 was Plummer's best regular season but he turned into a pumpkin out of nowhere when the postseason hit.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 16:50

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

2005 also happens to be the first time Brady was eliminated from the playoffs, courtesy of the Broncos :smug:

Kalli posted:

The game where Peyton throws an awful int that the refs bail him out of

Polamulu intercepts it, completes the action of making catch, runs a few yards, drops the ball (i.e. fumbles it) and picks it up on his own, gets tackled, refs review it and rule it an incompletion. People thought Pete Morelli was going to get demoted for that.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 20, 2017

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 16:56

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Frog Princess posted:

I don't get it... is it because casinos don't have clocks or windows? Either I'm dumb or its a bad joke... both is an option too I guess.

I think it's because Vegas is the city that never sleeps. If that's the reason then yes it's a dumb joke

\/\/ that makes more sense

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jan 20, 2017

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 17:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

SirPhoebos posted:

Pats also acceptable if Brady promises to give a Stone Cold Stunner to Goodell.

Goodell will be in Atlanta so you're out of luck

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 19:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

MV was a lovely mod

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 20:24

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Has Vegas placed any odds on Rodgers audibly sharting himself before the snap at some point?

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 20, 2017

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 22:40

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

This is from four days ago but what the hell is with these abbreviations? OTI?

Since it's by franchise, my best guess is that OTI = Oilers/Titans

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 23:06

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

extendedsolo posted:

The Patriots were really the best team that year and would've steamrolled the Bears by 4 TDs most likely, but the best team doesn't win the Super Bowl every year.

The Patriots were also very lucky that Marlon McCree was an idiot, and lol at calling them the best team that year

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 19:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jordy's playing, baby.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/823129394386497537

so much grit. jordy be bringing his lunch pail to work with shattered ribs

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 17:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Congrats to Chilichimp and weird Asian candy. I have grown to appreciate the Falcons offense in the playoffs. Bird Gang Bitch

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 02:11

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 17:27

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

We are the only 2 year-round posters. Ive seen 1-2 others i don't recognize in the last few weeks.

please loving beat new england

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 02:49

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