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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


I bet Terry Pratchett would like this if he was still alive.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men...iceBeautifyAB=0

:goku:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lar...iceBeautifyAB=0

Julian Assange does sound like the name of a fashion designer.

e: Shoelian Assange

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Apr 5, 2018

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

goatface posted:

Those look like wax or clay carving tools.

Or some nasty dental equipment.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Apparently the only state they don't ship to is Washington? How am I supposed to get my bees?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Sex Robot posted:

Cute keyring!



It's all metal and amazingly the chain isn't a bendy piece of poo poo that is going to seperate in a week. Impressed.

Does any of the sale go to the devs if I buy on AE instead of paying an extra $5 on their shop?
https://blog.chucklefish.org/shop/#Stardew

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

SEX BURRITO posted:

Edit: oh god oh god I looked up penis party. Be warned, there are very nws reviews:
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/xvxEuLJ

Involuntarily clenched the second my brain processed it. :nms:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Or use them as tokens in your favorite trading card game.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

bigperm posted:

Would anyone be interested in starting their own "candy" making company?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Can...2967410460.html


Buttcoin stamp!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

The more / similar products are also quite funny.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-2...de-a31c000c828f
Booba Fett

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Would it be a good way to deal with athlete's foot?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Jumpin' Crack Bass

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's FIGMA?

A line of dolls.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Anyone want a parade dragon?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Anne Whateley posted:

Did you guys not have grandmas? I feel like those glass candies were required for anyone over 50 in the '90s

Can confirm.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Key knives always remind me of the hidden weapons segment of Surviving Edged Weapons.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Buttcoins

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

That Dang Lizard posted:

Does anyone know if there's a magic aliexpress keyword for knockoff Geocraper 1:2500 diorama kits?

Or for D&D miniatures that won't have me shifting through dozens of pages of lego figures.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

alpaca diseases posted:

I take pictures with my iPhone (tm)

Smartphones killed the personal camera industry so hard people barely think about it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

FuturePastNow posted:

I put pens in this instead of coffee



Good idea. That handle does look too bulky to comfortably use.

Nice cat.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bomrek posted:

and I have most of the basic amenities

Slow cooker, instant pot and dutch oven?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

After many years on the sidelines, it appears that I have finally become a victim of AliExpress.




This seller has a whole lot of Freddie Mercury shirts.

Bootleg is the way to go after Bohemian Rhapsody won Best Editing.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

TorakFade posted:

Isn't this something out of, like, Guantanamo?

I think I wouldn't want my dick powerfully shocked, but what do I know

I thought it was just a motorized fleshlight. This is even worse.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

RandomFerret posted:

Crocs are cheap and comfortable you classist pigs bring back the guillotine

Sandals are better.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


lol, where are they stealing their ideas from?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Lowen SoDium posted:

I have found that Google has become useless for any technical search. You search for 3 specific words any google will drop at least 1 of them in every hit. Bing is not as comprehensive but at least it shows what I searched for.

Didn't we just have a thread about this? Duckduckgo seemed like the general anti-google consensus.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Rebbaca: the Wookie version of Rebecca.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It went postal.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Penguin sighed and drew his umbrella.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

RandomFerret posted:

I don't know what purpose this product serves or who the target consumer is but it dunks on Trump so I put it in my shopping cart regardless



https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/baIjscHa

Aliexpress: It's a diarrhea Trump

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Lead out in cuffs posted:

It's interesting how, if you compare with the original, you can see the lovely bitmap-to-vector tracing:

Cheap AliExpress pin:



Original (presumably actually paying the artist) pin:

https://www.ectogasm.net/products/youre-never-alone-if-you-have-demons-gothic-ghost-enamel-pin?variant=12499387088945



It's especially obvious in the linework on the arms and the V/M/N letters.

They cut off the apostrophe to save money.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

If it works you're just going to gunk up your phone with shavings.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

first you trap the pidgeon
then ???
then electrical bras.

These adventure game solutions are getting weird.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

So it's steam powered?

Steamed mamms

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo this one is giving me seizures


I actually want this.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Agreeing with the sentiment that the blank side should've been Travolta's face.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

coldpudding posted:

I dub thee FleshRipper :unsmigghh:


yeah so I spun it up once and when I switched the power off it unscrewed itself and flew off,
I think I'll frame it for now and hang it on my wall in case of a demon invasion.

How are you still alive?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Aliexpress: at hospital, lost fingat

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

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