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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I reported it to the BBB. Hopefully whoever read that report got a good laugh.

That would actually make for a good thread, we need an insider to pull reports so we can laugh at people with idiotic complaints and people who think the bbb has any kind of authority/teeth whatsoever

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Next year's, you mean

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


x

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If they ever notice a charge to there over $20, they'll send an ambulance to treat you for alcohol poisoning

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
One will bloom into mercury-soaked asbestos, the other into a tangle of 28 gauge wire that will plug itself into a mains outlet

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'd honestly rather grow some tittygourds than opium

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I've been looking for a new talk-only phone, and this one totally looks like it fit the bill; dumbphone, quad band, dual sim, big battery, water/dust resistant, and isn't extremely thick/big. Though I admit I found it on amazon for an extra $9ish so I wouldn't have to wait the 20+ days


x

(Yes, I've had other randomly-branded chinese phones and their OSs don't bother me)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Holy poo poo, what a punchline. They're probably going for "its gentle", but wow

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Trip report: that phone I found is in fact not waterproof; the ports are wide open, there are no gaskets anywhere, and the manual and warranty warn against contact with liquids. Since that was the main selling point and I don't want one of those jumbo "survival" balls of orange rubber, I'll just stick with my current zte dumbphone and its qwerty keyboard.

Also, its A2DP didn't work, so the bluetooth music sounded like rear end coming through the phone audio protocol. Weird, since it's the first chinese phone I've had that didn't do that well

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The fact that the plastic overlay (which would be profitable in bulk at even $0.02/ea) is selling for :200bux: is amazing, they really know which items to gouge

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't be too disheartened at least. The phone's construction was solid, the OS wasn't nearly as broken as some other chinese phones I've gotten in the past, the antenna had great reception, and I didn't have any problems with the speaker/mic. I'm sure yours will work perfectly well as an emergency/backup phone in the worst case, I was just specifically looking for waterproof this time around

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Define fitness watch. If something with an optical heart sensor, don't bother - they're inaccurate, especially when your wrist is damp (say, from sweat)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Welp

https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32648903879.html

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

King Vidiot posted:

If by "bang" you mean "banging your knees, elbows, arms and head as you fall off every obstacle" then yeah, I guess.

That's the kind of thing that you set up on a lake, not on a parking lot

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's essentially a $30 android tablet without a battery and no need for case miniaturization. The screen's bound to be a standard size low quality one, and the processors/components are made in such bulk that they probably just cost pennies at this point

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Top quantity!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

lilljonas posted:

And the "Random error size" is less than 5cm!

Enjoy your 4cm flag

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Really? It's not Metallicat? For shame

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Snowy posted:

The "skin bag case" part is a little disturbing, I was glad to see it's a plastic case.

Because if there's one thing that ali is known for, it's honesty

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Poker chips are surprisingly expensive on there. I was expecting crazily low prices since they'd be so simple for factories to spit out by the dozen thousand, but even the low end abs-around-metal were barely below retail

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

cyberia posted:

You'd probably be fine but you could also probably find the same sort of food containers for low prices at a dollar store or Asian grocery store.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
AliExpress: No smell! I was impressed.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The real piece of history that I want is a "y u no ship" foam pitchfork (really)

vvv:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/09/feds-butterfly-labs-mined-bitcoins-on-customers-boxes-before-shipping/

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Apr 22, 2017

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Why are you being such a downer? It's endorsed by the renowned Dr. Perfect

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Think of it like extortion, would you pay $3 to not get doxxed?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Children-Connect-4-Launchers-game-for-2-player-Ball-shoot-board-game/32621135099.html



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-...2764724162.html



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW...2740093987.html

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Be sure to leave a 5 star review on the severed "horse" head that will arrive in the mail next month, lest more tombstone threats appear in future to grim your day

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I hope none of its fiberglass broke loose in your ear canal. Have your ears been itching lately?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

The Snoo posted:

would the empty tea bags be good for cooking with herbs/etc in a soup or stew (to take out easily later) like a cheesecloth bundle would be?

Ant reason to use a tea bag instead of one of those wire mesh balls?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I was thinking more along the lines of Miss Ground Beef at a midwest state fair

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Once you have the tracking info from that package, order a $0.01 + free shipping item from him. Passive aggressively give someone free money

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I hate you for making me think to search for "edc", now there's all kinds of dumb crap that looks neat but I'd never use

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't buy anything that you plug in, eat, or otherwise trust with your safety

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


I want those as giant vinyl wall stickers

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You should message some of the sellers and tell them that you work in a hospital and want to know how safe the cameras are for surgery

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Sorry no the cops will raid your house when they catch wind of it

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You paid $1 for the lures and $19 for 0-day shipping

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Settings, request desktop version

When's someone going to spider the forum's imgur img/url tags for when it finally goes waffleimages?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Any leads on a decent double din android receiver, or does a decent one not exist?

E: receiver as in car radio

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's amazing that the lead floating around apparently makes for the perfect amount of mad hattery to make weapons grade memes


Does that even happen between any other languages, or is it just an artifact of English being a universal business language?

E: though, no, it's not just the engrish, it's also the perfect pop culture mash ups. Of course some ideas are stolen, but certainly not all of them

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