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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

wow, didn't you just play safety for the Dolphins, too???

:lol: no mods and this clown gets probated anyway. That's like getting busted for a DUI in Somalia.

Edit
Followed the probie and it turns out you post in wrestling?!?! :flipoff:

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jan 20, 2017

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a neat cape posted:

I turned 18 in 2004 and didn't know anything about anything

We basically expect that of San Diegans. It's cool.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Probably Magic posted:

Intruder died for our sins that a chat thread may live.

Intruder Nazarēnus, Rēx Goonaeorum

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Glumslinger posted:

Also, there really is a nazi music thread in NMD, or atleast there was last night



This is why we need moderators


Edit: It appears to have been deleted thankfully

What kind of Nazi? Like a skinhead punk thread, or a Bach thread, or what? Was it glamorizing the third reich?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fishing with the fam posted:

One of these days I'm really gonna have to find out what happened to the first two reichs.

The first one is now the Catholic Church and the second one got its rear end beat by America.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

shiksa posted:

the redskins are run by a terminally stupid ultra-rich guy. i cant really think of a country that corresponds to...

Sounds like every team and country.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

incompetent posted:

Nazi Germany and the Dallas Cowboys didn't Finish The Fight.

If I weren't a bad poster lazy and phone posting I would photoshop and image of Dak and Zeke chained to machine gun nests like children were during the Fall of Berlin.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Raiders are Australian because they're all criminals.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Silly Burrito posted:

Either that or most artful nudes.

GaussianCopula masturbating would count as a submission for either criteria.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

It's this guy:



Haven't most American "whites" been tainted by the blood of savage peoples? :can:

Ehud posted:

Imagine being proud to be white lol

Pre-1980s: We are proud to be the best examples of the human race!
Currently: Our skin color is a result of interspecies breeding with neanderthals! We're still cool somehow.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

got any sevens posted:

gently caress the DNC

They hosed us first.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

also the hardcore history podcast series called ghosts of the ostfront.

:hfive:

Everyone listen to Hardcore History.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Roasted Donut posted:

i can't stop farting

That's a different thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3740728

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

A Man and his dog posted:

Hmmmmmm what should we eat for the games today?

I'm thinking spicy wings. I know :effort:

I'm thinking a bullet :smithicide:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
The incoming technocracy will be worthwhile if it means we can send drones back in time to record footage of events like that. Cannae was horrifying, but I want to witness it!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Doltos posted:

I want to send a drone back in time to watch someone slip on their toga and fall down some stairs

:hfive:

Someone go back in time and get a copy of Lives of Famous Whores.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

I want to see the roman ambassador demanding something, then drawing a circle around the other delegate and saying "make your decision before you leave this circle."

It wasn't just a delegate, it was a loving king! :black101:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ketchup vs catsup posted:

I want to read piles of books on ancient rome...but I really have no idea where to start.

Mary Beard's SPQR is a pretty good place to start.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

ask me about type 2 diabetes :shepicide:

I didn't know you switched to power lifting.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

In that entire list there isn't a scene as funny as the least funny scene from In Bruges

:hfive: you're alright

Doltos posted:

List of funniest movies in history in order:

Semi-Pro
Anchorman
The Other Guys
Anchorman 2
Talladega Nights
Step Brothers

This is by far you're worst opinion.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

weird Asian candy posted:

Look at you all and your hot movie takes, while my father of three self is over here like "Ya know, Storks was actually a really good movie!"

When I was 5 my parents watched Rashomon with me and I enjoyed it. :colbert: You should introduce your children to classic film.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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weird Asian candy posted:

One of my favorite moments is parenting is forcing my kids to watch Where the Red Fern Grows knowing full well the reaction it was going to draw from my children and boy did it not disappoint. One of my kids was holding her blanket up so she couldn't see the TV anymore while sobbing. I remember reading the book in school and crying wondering why our teacher would make us read such sadness.

They found a new appreciation for our dogs that night :v:

You're doing a good thing, preparing them to be adults.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Silly Burrito posted:

it was just a bunch of loud explosions with a minimal plot. To each his own.

Sounds like a great action movie to me!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Doltos posted:

Mad Max Fury Road: A bunch of people drive somewhere then have to turn around and drive back

The plot is stupid and boring and the characters are bland and boring but its pretty cool cinematics so whatever

Passion of the Christ: a criminal is put to death.

Titanic: a boat sank and also there were titties.

Saving Private Ryan: literally the title, retard.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Alaois posted:

will ferrell loving sucks

Stranger Than Fiction was actually a great film. Unsurprisingly it is also the least "will ferrell" movie will ferrell ever did.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

The Big Jesus posted:

P sure that falls under 'dumb and pointless things.'

Yeah, armies never went into battle accompanied by music. That's a total waste of resources that could have been better spent min maxing their firepower and defense attributes. God, way to totally ruin my immersion. If you're going to come up with a post-apocalyptic setting for your stupid action movie you should at least create a plausible environment. Take, for example, The Walking Dead. That's how you do it right.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bad Moon posted:

They made more than one???

Philistine, educate thyself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uIPM6h1gDg

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Doltos posted:

guys this movies great it has a guitarist strapped to the top of a truck!

yeah but whats it about?

and there's these awesome car chases and huge explosions!

but whats the movie about

... tom hardy grunts a lot while they try to run away from a bad guy but then they have to turn around and go back

ok

The more you explain the more I pity you.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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swickles posted:

"maximalist".

This is a good term and I will be stealing it from you.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

Late on this but I want to go back in time and wipe out humanity with all the crazy diseases I'm immune to and constantly carrying while at the same time being killed by the diseases that existed back then but don't exist anymore so I have no immunity to

You can't spread autism

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

and so was Drive

:argh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

seiferguy posted:

I once dated a girl for a long time who had a diet growing up of her single dad saying "I'm not cooking for you, here's $6, go buy something at Dairy Queen." She couldn't eat anything but bland food. I once bought a bag of potstickers from Costco, and she hesitated to eat them because they looked too exotic for her. I went with my family to an Indian restaurant and she couldn't order anything on the food because it all looked gross to her.

I'm pretty sure if we traveled anywhere, we'd only eat at places like TGIF's because "at least we know the food is good."

She better have been crazy hot or you better have been crazy ugly.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

seiferguy posted:

She flirted with the hot / crazy scale, man. When I first met her, she had been exercising for several months and was at a healthy weight, and looked really good. Then she stopped caring as we dated, gained 40 pounds, cut off most of her hair (not a full shave, but a lot for her standards) because she "didn't deserve long hair", and then faked a suicide to try to get me back with her the day after I broke up with her.

:lol: I'm so sorry, man. That's terrible.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

Lol not going Pangea so you don't have to worry about it.

Then rush Stonehenge, start making GBS threads out faith, go straight to theocracy, then build an unstoppable army.

So is Civ 6 worth it? I just bought 5 on a crazy rear end steam sale.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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evilweasel posted:

civ 5 is stupidly easy once you realize the AI just plain doesn't get ranged units, how to fight them, and how not to repeatedly walk its entire army into a death cauldron

That's actually a realistic portrayal of every European power that went up against Parthia or the Mongols.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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GobiasIndustries posted:

Why are the chat & divisional threads back? Not that I'm complaining, but I can't browse the forums at work anymore so I musta missed something.

No mods no masters.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CharlestheHammer posted:

They are kind of pointless and just seem to segregate everyone so it makes sense they weren't a thing.

How can we Make America Great Again if we don't confine the Browns to their own posting ghetto?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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A Man and his dog posted:

Spanish music is beautiful.

What a sound. Passion.

Dalé

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Black Sunshine posted:

Or maybe MV was a lovely mod that killed division threads for dumb and/or imaginary reasons and made sure everyone posted in one huge gently caress off thread so when your average poster logged in to check out TFF they were treated with having to wade through 30 loving pages a day to find any discussion about their team and they got sick of it and stopped logging in and now we have a dead gay forum...

But it was on topic!

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What was the drama that sent Gendo into self imposed exile?

Gendo probated me for bringing up Daltos's hatred of the G*ps* menace. Uncool.

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