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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

There's a great book on the siege of Stalingrad that is extremely bleak that just keeps getting bleaker and bleaker. Like the Russians are just totally without food or ammo for wide chunks of it and it's all your standard totally overmatched army surviving by sheer determination stuff, but once the counterattack hits and the Germans get encircled, oh man. They didn't have full winter provisions so guys were just freezing to death at their posts, they eat all the officer's horses and the last few weeks of flights there's soldiers shooting themselves left and right trying to get a med evac on the supply planes and tons of injured soldiers just get trampled to death, and eventually the ones that survive capture just get marched to a prison camp and left to effectively starve to death. During that whole time Hitler kept sending them instructions to hold out because an imaginary relief force was coming to rescue them.

There were a bunch of anecdotes about the cannibalism going on in those camps and I'll probably never forget the one about this Italian soldier with this chaplain who ends up protecting his brother's corpse from hungry Germans for a full night before collapsing (and then the Germans had two good meals).

As a history major nerd, I'm curious, which book are you referring to?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Enemy at the Gates by William Craig.

Ah, that's what I was thinking, some of that sounded pretty familiar. Haven't read it in probably seven or eight years...

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Don't know what book he is referring to but I highly recommend Stalingrad by Anthony beever and also the hardcore history podcast series called ghosts of the ostfront.

I've had a few people recommend Beever's book, so I'll probably look into that when I have the chance.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Watch the entirety of the O.J.: Made in America documentary.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

This guy gets it.

Best overall sports movie is Slap Shot.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Also same.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
On the subject of video game music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJ8JNtxw8w

I remember a few times reloading multiplayer with friends just to get that as the soundtrack for whatever demented reasons. Perfect Dark's soundtrack was awesome too.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Detroit_Dogg posted:

I like Battlefield One

It's very good.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Pizza from a local place and Stranger Things because we're both poor college students working retail jobs and that's as fancy as we can stomach.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

the power went out at work

I have to stay here at work until it is restored because I have responsibilities

please advise

Whack it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Dude I love your dogs no homo

Second.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post460226833

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Chocolate chip, y'all.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

swickles posted:

For real though, I have seen loads of heartbreak in the hospital. A father literally took a bullet for his son during a home invasion, got shot in the jaw and it hosed up his face real bad. At least both survived. Have also seen mothers die during childbirth, or the baby not make it, those are particularly hard. Normally, if you make it to a trauma center with vital signs, your chances of survival are really really good. If you arrive with a pulse and are completely conscience, the odds of survival are even better. Still, its always the ones that say "I'm dying" that end up dead, its weird, like they know for sure and this is their last utterance. Once had a guy come in after a motorcycle accident completely awake and aware. Start screaming that he was dying, he clearly needed surgery so we sent him to the OR. Controlled the abdominal injuries, but had major bleeding in the pelvis. The pelvis is a really hard area to access surgically, so usually we pack them full of pads to help clotting, then send them to the angio suite in radiology, where they embolize to control the bleeding. Anyways, this guy was fully conscience, put him under for surgery, which he survived but ultimately crashed and died in angio. That was a tough one. But one of the hardest cases ever was a trauma one I worked a while back, I was still a student at the time, but a senior so they let/trusted me to do more than usual. Anyway, we normally don't get a lot of backstory with the patients when they come in, usually its figured out later from either the patient, the family, or even the press. We get a patient thats been shot and we go to work. The presence of police sometimes helps inform us of the nature of how the injury was sustained too. This story was remarkable because the fighting involved managed to spill over into the resus bay (where we do the initial evaluation and make the decision to send straight to the OR, or off for testing to see if surgery is necessary). Anyways, a young kid comes in, looked to be 17 or 18 (later found out 19, still, he looked super young) after an assault. He was worked over real good, this was no fight, it was a beating. Like 12 seconds after he is rolled through the doors, they burst open with some guy and police in tow. Apparently this guy was the one who put him in that state, but the police didn't know it and were only pursuit because he was bursting into what should be a secure area (since we get a lot of shooting/stabbing victims, plus we handle the prison population, we have a full time police and sheriff presence aside from hospital security). Anyways, it turns out this guy was the father of the beaten dudes girlfriend, who was only 14 or 15. He was screaming at him for being a pedophile and deserved death and all kinds of things you expect to hear from a father whose daughter has been raped. The police manage to subdue the guy and take him elsewhere, not sure if he was ever charged or arrested. Keep in mind that in a trauma situation, you don't have time to learn all the facts and info, you just have what you have and need to make decisions based on that. At this time we had a kid looked to be about the same age as the girl he was dating, so there wasn't any judgement to be made. Anyways, we work on the kid and he is fully awake the entire time, we don't think there is internal bleeding, just the external cuts made from not a knife, but some rough, blunt metal, maybe like a crowbar edge or something. Eventually we realize the problem (a clotting factor deficiency combined with what was likely a pulmonary hemorrhage. He goes from ok to poo poo in seconds, he is struggling to breath and clearly about to die. He is trying to say something, maybe anything, just so he has some last words. I took off his oxygen mask and leaned in, asking him what he was trying to say. Through bloody breath, he spoke those words I will remember forever, the last words of some poor teenager beaten to death by his girlfriends father: "Actually it's called ephebophilia and..." And with that, he was gone.

Mother of God. :boom:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eli Wiggum posted:

Don Rickles :smith:

God drat it. :(

At least I didn't find out from PYF this time...

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I thought it might have been on the old firejerrykill site that I think was Gendo's, but that now leads directly to the Vikings website...

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Always use the Dr. Mantis Toboggan system.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I'm working. gently caress retail. gently caress holidays. gently caress people who need to loving shop on loving Easter.

Also gently caress missing playoff hockey.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Grittybeard posted:

I mean who didn't like the Wing Commander movie?

I saw that movie in theaters cause I was about nine and didn't know any better. My biggest memory was the theater was totally packed because it had the trailer for Star Wars: Episode I, and after that aired, there were about eight people left.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Bad Moon posted:

Is this Tingle?

I googled around so you don't have to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Those_Who_Trespass

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Ehud posted:

PYF 80's songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYGYUhWgDyg

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ZenVulgarity posted:

How do all of you fucks feel about CALL OF DUTY WHAT IS OLD IS NEW AGAIN WW2 TIME

I'm still gonna play Battlefield 1 and bayonet motherfuckers at Verdun.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Whack it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

seiferguy posted:

I was a big fan of some of the lesser known n64 games, like Blast Corps, Extreme G, Shadows of the Empire, and Diddy Kong Racing.

Long after I forget my the names of my family members, I will still remember the location of every loving challenge point, Stormtrooper, and probe droid in the Gall canyons...

And every other level.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Kalli posted:

Saints Row 3 proved video games could be art.

The first time I pulled out the Penetrator and beat a random old lady to death with it, I knew gaming had found its Citizen Kane.

Bonus points if your character was naked and listening to Tim & Eric's Sports while doing so.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I don't have a dog because I live in a tiny apartment and am barely home, which is sad. However, it does give me the opportunity to often house sit for those in my family that do have dogs, which kinda helps me get my fix (Not really but it's better than nothing).

My aunt's dogs are awesome, Astro and Cody:


As are my cousins, Sadie and Wrigley:


And my brothers, Stella:


Dogs rule :woof:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I like boobs.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Ostentatious posted:

Post the artisnal burrito

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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CharlestheHammer posted:

Yeah you bring your blue rays of the rebuilds.

If it's true love, she'll accept your 2001 Region 3 fansubs where every sentence ends with "poo poo!".

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Publix brand stuff is awesome, and their deli section is amazing (that chicken!) but god drat are their commercials some annoying poo poo. They had one a year or two ago, I think on the radio, that almost flat out said "Yeah, we aren't as cheap as Walmart, but we almost are if you bring in 10,000 coupons from the newspaper!"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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a neat cape posted:

this game is going to kill me

help

Feel better now?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It's not.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post460226833

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Cash Monet posted:

This could turn into the 3rd act of Casino real quick and hopefully it does because we've loving earned it.

I want to know who is gonna wind up buried alive in their underwear in a cornfield...

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Ehud posted:

why is every dog so mean to my nice dog



he jumped into a chair in the lobby to get away from the dog who was barking at him lol

Wanna hug that dog.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Grittybeard posted:

That cannot be real, but I want it to be real so much.

The only thing it's missing is Van Halen's demand for a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones taken out.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Ehud posted:

my favorite "got one season" show is Freaks and Geeks

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxovVQvmJZY

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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BitterAvatar posted:

My favorite Home Improvement is the fake one in the Simpsons where Tim runs over their neighbor. "Back to jail for me! hrr hrr hrr hrr hrr"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qqz2zes8Q

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eli Wiggum posted:

gently caress the penguins

Go Nashville Perd Hapleys

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I get to work today and the rest of Memorial Day Weekend

Go me

Me too! At a retail job! In Florida! :suicide:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
White people are terrible.

I'm white

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