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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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The NFC west has more bird teams than any other division, so that makes it cool and good

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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:rip: catman

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839947139878948864

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Apr 10, 2007

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Maggot Soup posted:

Dawson is reliable, but they also signed Bethea. Why are they signing older players? Palmer and Fitz are most likely leaving next year too. Is the team younger than I'm thinking?

No, we are a geriatric team

https://twitter.com/kentsomers/status/840286543520583680

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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people still trying to make larry to NE happening

https://twitter.com/BogeyBettor/status/925426687151456256

https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/925426866894258176

not yet, anyway

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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seiferguy posted:

I expect Seattle to win both games against Arizona and the last one against the 49ers. That puts us at 8.

Atlanta? Tough to tell, depends on if Earl is healthy. Toss up.

Philly? Wentz is the real deal but it's at home. Toss up.

JAX? Bort is bad but their defense could make RW's life hell. Toss up.

Rams? It's Seahawks and Rams, who the hell knows what happens.

Dallas? I'd expect us to lose that game.

So yeah assuming we win half of those toss up games we are probably at 10-6, which is probably enough for a WC this year depending on if the Rams continue to win out.

Atlanta isn't hot garbage, but they're warm garbage at best. With even a mild serving of RWBS that's a win.

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Apr 10, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/929390030765912064

hooo boy that's going to be a game

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

stanton looked like poo poo and his only skill vs the seahawks was drawing penalties so go ahead. maybe a little qb mobility is what we need too, we were running into 9 and 10 man boxes. once again though, peterson isn't really a fit when you want to spread it out

you're not wrong about stanton, but I'm not sure gabbert is any better. With the caveat that it was the 2016 niners, he started the season 1-4.

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Apr 10, 2007

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if they ever build the goddamn train to phoenix and it wasn't a 2.5 hours each way drive I'd probably go to more than one every other year cards game. Unless it's a team with a national following or lots of transplants (read: steelers, packers, cowboys), first-10-rows upper deck seats are usually $50 or so resale. I'm not sure I'd ever be a season ticket holder but some live football each season is fun, and UoP is a really nice venue.

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Apr 10, 2007

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Bubba Smith posted:

It looks like Larry Fitzgerald is gonna sign a 1 year extension for 2018.

could this dumb loving franchise just please not let Larry down for once, for god drat once

I think he needs this season +1 game to be the sole #2 consecutive games with a reception rather than tying with tony gonzales.

and he's 140 catches behind tony on the all time receptions list.

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Nov 17, 2017

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Apr 10, 2007

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https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/931514592697524224

quote:

If Larry Fitzgerald plays in 2018, it will be with the Cardinals.

In reality, that was always the case. But with Fitzgerald’s contract scheduled to expire after this season, there was still potential free agency – a possibility that is now gone after the veteran wide receiver signed a one-year contract extension Friday morning.

The signing does not guarantee Fitzgerald will play next season – he considered retirement last offseason, and will consider his options again after this season – but it gives certainty for the organization that the face of the franchise won’t wear another team’s uniform.

$11M

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Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

“Obviously I need to drive it a little more to get it there,” Walsh told reporters. “So in hindsight, that’s what I would do is drive it more and not leave it short.”

I can just hear the contempt for the reporter who asked the dumb question.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Goddamn it cards roll over and die, I need the last bits of hope fully extinguished and for you to drop off all the 'in the hunt' graphics.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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:golfclap:

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Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

hawks fans getting on their escape goats

:perfect:

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Apr 10, 2007

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https://twitter.com/kentsomers/status/945100434191953920

https://twitter.com/kentsomers/status/945102485160542208

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

If the niners use any cap, and if Arizona drafts halfway decently, the 2018 NFC West is going to be the best division in football by a huge amount.

It's going to loving rule.

Can't wait to read this post again sometime in mid October

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Arians is the first coach since they moved to Phoenix that wasn't fired (Stallings, Ryan, Bugel, Tobin, McGinnis, Green and Whisenhunt)

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Carson retired

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/948312886182526976

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Larry should retire too.

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Apr 10, 2007

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https://www.azcentral.com/story/spo...lmer/997291001/

quote:

“Five years ago we started with no head coach and no quarterback,” Keim said, “and I feel like that ended up pretty good. I think that’s the way we need to approach this this time around.”

I still believe we have a front office, GM, and owner that is at least in the top half of the league so I'm hoping.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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I want Foles :colbert:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Coldforge posted:

That's adorable :allears:

I'm a ground-floor foletariat member

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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well now that's that's settled

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Week 7 starter:

https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/973695598049177600

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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10am east coast games are garbage, 3 is still too many.

The afternoon slate is always mostly empty anyway.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/976167463850258433

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/976168930803896320

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

stanfords mascot is the stupidest looking tree you will ever see in your lifetime

but it's ironic, see?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Bidwill does nice thing

quote:

When the departure of the Los-Angeles-bound Rams left the St. Louis group without a key piece of funding for its annual high school football awards dinner, the son of Cardinals owner Bill Bidwill cut a $10,000 check to make sure local kids got a chance to dress up nice and celebrate a job well done.

It could have ended there.

“So you don’t have to go through this every year, why don’t we put together a three-year contract?” Bidwill told Bunton.

Bunton said he asked his partner one more question after he received the good news.

“Michael, can you picture Stan Kroenke calling me?”

Both men laughed at that thought.


someone's angling for some lost fans.

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Apr 10, 2007

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quote:

The best part isn't the decision to buy it (there's not much of a story there outside of "let's buy this inflatable hot tub," but that Rosen accidentally had the hot tub sent to his mom, who then drove it up to campus to drop off at Rosen's dorm. Rosen's mom is truly the real MVP of this story.

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Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

lmao im dying at the little chlorine floater. the man gets the details

once one girl gets pseudomonas, ain't nobody else going in.

Rosen thinks 2 steps ahead.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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now it's just getting rediculous

https://twitter.com/thefootballgirl/status/990280631371251712

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Apr 10, 2007

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hifi posted:

i'll put a papercut in my dick head with card stock if he does that in the nfl

:toxx:

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Apr 10, 2007

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https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1003679258114289664

NFCW Champs, through nothing more than great motivation

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

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Hopefully this David Johnson contract gets worked out sooner rather than later. ~some computer algorithm~ says he's worth $9.2M/yr. Keim seems to think it'll all work out

quote:

"I don't think there is any question David is one of our core players and someone we look forward to having a long-term future with," Keim said, "[It's] no different from in the past when we've rewarded players like Pat Peterson, Chandler Jones, Larry Fitzgerald, Carson Palmer, just to name a few.

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