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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0?

I seriously don't remember if this happened.

You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Yeah Seahawks posters don't have much of a leg to stand on there

Man, our loss wasn't nearly as bad as the Falcons.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Manoueverable posted:

I dunno, I think that's gonna be an extended debate for a long time

We never led by 25 points in the third quarter. It is absolutely incomparable.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

keep drafting third round power forwards to play tackle

That was an UDFA!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

They only real upgrade I see for the Seahawks on D is McDowell, who does look like a potential monster. Everyone else they picked on D just looks like depth.

Meanwhile, Pocic is a pretty massive upgrade, and Senior should eventually be as well. They drafted good O-line players. Let that sink in.

I'm very excited for Pocic. He's going to be a fantastic jump ball TE for the redzone. I think Baldwin and Lockett will distract the hell out of the defense and Pocic will clean up. Dudes 6'6". You can't teach height.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

I guess you just have to hope Jones will work out as their new right tackle?

Why would we need a new right tackle? :confused:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

Im definitely excited to watch the guy whos 310 lbs and has an 20 inch vertical leap catch jump balls

I'm not sure what else he's good for. Definitely not explosive enough to play o line.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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seiferguy posted:

I'm just happy we don't have any dumb Tom Cable projects out of this draft.

What do you think we got Malik McDowell for?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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African AIDS cum posted:

Frank Clark can say whatever he wants about stupid whiny milennial bloggers on twitter in my opinion and he shouldn't be forced to apologize



Leperflesh posted:

Nobody should ever be forced to apologize for anything, because a forced apology is worthless. He's still a dumbass, though.



Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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But when I try this with women...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

It's his first year in the NFL, give him time. He has to recover from whatever crap Jeff Fisher tried to teach him was football.

It's his second year.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Benne posted:

Jared Goff has a lot more problems than being stuck with Fisher for a year

It's Jeff Fisher's fault he has no concept of the time it takes for his pass to reach his target. Fisher told him to aim at where his target is, not where it will be.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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warcrimes posted:

TFF is probably still in denial about Bradford and Cousins being good.

Bradford is a top 10 QB and he could take the Texans or Broncos to the Super Bowl.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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DariusLikewise posted:

This year will probably be the best offensive unit the Rams have put on the field since 2003. Sammy Watkins was the best move as they now have a legitimate number 1 wide receiver* which makes everyone on the depth chart behind him look so much better. Tavon Austin, Pharoh Cooper, Cooper Kupp, Robert Woods sound a lot better when they are not the number one option in your offense. Andrew Whitworth is the best Left Tackle they've had since Orlando Pace's release. Todd Gurley can't be as bad as he was last season. The only issue they will have is depth as Jeff Fisher stacked the defense at the expense of completely depleting the offense.

All I'm saying is if Jared Goff can't toss at least 20 TDs this year with a 60% completion rate he loving sucks.

*legit 0.5 wide receiver

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

Although it's worded a bit confusingly, I assume he meant Cooper Kupp can be a legit number 1, and he's right :colbert:

How are the Niners corners supposed to cover Sammy when he's all the way downfieldon the bench?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/902698631630860289

Does BA even pay attention to the other teams on the field? The Cards loving played him twice, he had to see how awful he is in game. Is Glaine Babbert really THAT good looking?

He's very tall. Why, he might even be a Blake Bortles!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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DariusLikewise posted:

I wouldn't exactly say oft-injured average corner, a receiver who can't catch and a 2nd year 5th round running back constitutes a fire sale

Lane was our "this year he'll turn the corner" player. :sigh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Are there any AFC East fans who can tell me how Richardson does in pass protection?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Flikken posted:

I think he he's better as a run blocker.

Does he have the footwork for a zone scheme?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

The problem with Gabbert is that he's almost as bad as those guys, but he has some sort of voodoo magic that convinces coaches he's a viable long term option, and he's suddenly your starting QB for an entire season-plus.

He's the devil.

He's 6'5".

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Wilson missing a whole season might finally spur on some change for this stupid line. I'd be ok with a lost season if we fixed this ridiculous poo poo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cascadia Pirate posted:

As angry as the o-line makes me it is better than paying big money for Giacomini and Sweezy. That said gently caress Tom Cable.

I would strangle a kitten in front of children if it got Giacomini back at RT.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Leperflesh posted:

Seahawk fans being butthurt about the officiating never stops being hilarious

Like it's basically part of the 'hawk's gameplan to test the refs every game, find out where this crew is drawing the pass interference and holding line, and then try to skirt it as close as possible. All the theater about how greviously unfair the calls are is part of the psychological war against the refs that the team engages in.

It's brilliant, but the fans buy into it. Of course the refs constantly miss calls - that's the nature of NFL refereeing. The seattle seahawks get more flags on average because they're exploiting this to the maximum.

If the rest of the NFL got as good as Seattle at working the refs, things would even out in terms of which teams get the most flags: but also there'd be more flags overall, and constant penalties make a game awful to watch, so that's not a good solution.

If there's a conspiracy (and I don't believe there is one, or someone would have blabbed by now) then it's a reasonable reaction by the officials to hawks' multi-year habit of pressing the limit as much as possible: flag them more so they'll back off. I don't think it's working.

Not that there's a conspiracy, but that ejection of Lane was absolutely indefensible.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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DariusLikewise posted:

Chaos will reign supreme and the Niners will beat the Rams 49-0 on Thursday night

Good. gently caress the rams.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Thank you, Alexa. Can you order me more Tang and cat food now? Also, please read me Twilight. I haven't left the house in a month and I need human contact.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

They did, but this is a completely different 3-1. They're not finishing 4-12 this year.

I won't believe the Rams aren't the Rams until they are at least 6-3.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Coldforge posted:

Sad that the 49ers and Seahawks most likable players are on other teams now :(

Yeah, but the Chiefs are good people.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Benne posted:

My heart belongs to Earl Thomas

You mean FHoFer PBUH ET3.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPDcrc3Srzw

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chupame

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Revenge signing with Arizona incoming...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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:gizz::hawksin::seamen:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jimmy Garoppolo and Kirk Cousins on the same team have to be an unparalleled amount of handsome on the same team. :sissies:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Frankly I'm very upset that the Niners didn't beat the Rams again instead.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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More like Legion of Poo

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

the afc wests reign of best division in football was even shorter than the nfc wests

We got 3 consecutive Super Bowl trips out of it. :hfive:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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seiferguy posted:

Please explain this firing over Tom Cable. Show your work.

Yeah, for real. Bevell is not the problem with this offense. He's doing a drat good job with the tools he has.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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algebra testes posted:

Based on Pete's press conference people are deducing:

Bennett gone.

Kam done.

Earl Thomas gonna get dealt.

Malik McDowell will never be a Seahawk.

To be fair the last is "Pete isn't factoring Malik into his plans next year because of uncertainty due to injury." And yeah, concussions have no time tables can take a long time etc, but still.

Losing two HoFers from your secondary is something you can come back from, right? :shepicide:

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Feb 17, 2010

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Benne posted:

Rams still had a great season but man, I expected much more from them in the playoffs. Pretty disappointing to see them come out so flat.

gently caress the rams and gently caress you too

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

can't wait for RWBS on 3rd and 9 to end in Doug Baldwin catching a 7 yard curl

I can't wait for a Doug Baldwin aggravated homicide on the sideline.

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