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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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How come this division has that legacy of strong defenses? Is it just consistent drafting and recruitment or what?

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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With the Pats open to trade Garapalo for a first round pick, how likely is he gonna end up in SF?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Krycek posted:

I wonder what sucker they're going to get to coach the niners long enough for York to poo poo the bed and fire him after one season.

They're counting courting Kyle Shanahan

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jan 24, 2017

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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JPrime posted:

edit: No idea what the AZ "fanbase" is. Lots of transplants here...fleeing the cold from back east/north, the cost of living in california, etc.
People who don't like Mexicans much?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Manoueverable posted:

No longer owners of the biggest choke in SB history

gently caress it, I'll take it

I for one can't because the only thing that would satisfy me would be a SB victory over the Pats and after their 5th ring it feels pointless :(

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Why in the loving gently caress would we pick up Blair Walsh?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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its all nice on rice posted:

Tom Cable will create a golem, using the old magics, for his latest OL experiment. It will crumble into balls of clay upon being contacted on the first play of the home opener. Wilson's leg will shatter into a thousand pieces. Boykin will be upgraded to starter.

No, Pete Carrol will send Tom Cable out to recover the remains of their broken offensive linemen for the reconstruction of the perfect center.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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:nallears:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Benne posted:

This would probably be an easier conversation if the rookie QB class wasn't such a giant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

If not Cousins, then who? They're sure as poo poo not convincing Romo or Cutler to come over. Maybe take a shot on Glennon?

Trade their first round draft pick to New England for Garapalo?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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The Rams logo in their Twitter handle is blue and white so maybe they will. I like the idea since I've always associated blue and white with LA (Dodgers, natch).

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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In related Seahawks news...

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/837375251386261504

Also:

https://twitter.com/SeaTimesSports/status/837382849686880256

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Mar 2, 2017

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The seahawks are going to destroy the nfl next year

:nallears:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Benne posted:

Even if the Niners get Kirk Cousins, who the gently caress is he throwing to? Jeremy Kerley and Lucky Fans In Section 306, Row 12?

Richard Sherman :grin:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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So Adrian Peterson and Eddie Lacy are looking at the Seahawks. Know who isn't? Any offensive tackle or center worth a poo poo. Hull isn't holding? gently caress that, we need to make our cannons bigger!

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Was Jared Cook ever good? I don't know why the Seahawks are courting him if Jimmy Garahm is much better.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Dammit

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/841685732901167105

Goddamnit, John Schneider, you can't always spin straw into gold! :argh:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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To keep Eddie Lacy fit, they should tie a baggie of weed on the far side of a treadmill.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Benne posted:

I love Fat Eddie and I'm glad he's on my favorite team now

I disagree.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Our entire backfield is looking like a civil war triage at this rate.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Benne posted:

Who cares about Eddie's weight when he can do rad poo poo like this



Because all that weight coming down on his knees can and will blow them out is why.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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NFC West: Eddie Lacy so fat...

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Thai places are a west coast thing?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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So if Eddie Lacy was signed by the Rams we'd be talking about taco joints instead?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Seahawks open to dealing Sherman.

Sherman's gotten slow and antagonistic towards reporters but still-it's gonna hurt seeing one of the original members of the Leigon of Boom go. :(

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/mercnews/status/843633313235591168?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/846360438321360899?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Is Kaepernick still available?

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/847131890524016640?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Enews%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Did the NFL make hurdling during a field goal illegal?

I would take that as a slight against the Seahawks.

Yup, hurdling is now illegal. Given how it's both Kam's and Bobby's signature moves, I'm taking it as a shot.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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What we're arguing is between one spectacular bad play or a gradual collapse. Fandom aside, I pick the latter as worse.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Seattle stepped on a rake-Atlanta ran off a cliff and didn't look down 'till the fourth quarter.

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Apr 22, 2017

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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At least Sideshow Bob can perform the HMS Pinafore in its entirety :colbert:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Hail God Emperor Carroll

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

*legit 0.5 wide receiver

Chichevache posted:

How are the Niners corners supposed to cover Sammy when he's all the way downfieldon the bench?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiCd_PQMl0

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/903020119420538881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etwitterkit

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Also, who is going to trade for him, and for what? A conditional 7th?
Pull a Texans and give him gift wrapped with a draft pick to the Browns

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Now the Hawks are hosting a fire sale by shopping Lane and Collins.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/903741902834475008

And Brock goes to Minnesota for a 7th round pick!

Mods, please rename thread to Crazy Pete's Discount Washouts, TIA

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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DaFrugalGamer posted:

Hello fellow 12s, looking forward to the Superbowl this year?

:fuckoff:

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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How about that Niners offense? OH WAIT

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