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Dolphins schedule for 2017 Home opponents: *New England (14-2), Buffalo (7-9), New York Jets (5-11), *Oakland (12-4), New Orleans (7-9) (in London), Tampa Bay (9-7), Denver (9-7), Tennessee (9-7) Away opponents: *New England (14-2), Buffalo (7-9), New York Jets (5-11), *Atlanta (11-5), *Kansas City (12-4), Baltimore (8-8), Carolina (6-10), Los Angeles Chargers (5-11) We are absolutely completely super mega turbofucked next year.
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:'Saints' 'linebacker' The clue is within the question
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Sep 20, 2017 12:21
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So in the most Miami scandal possible, the Dolphins o line coach has been caught on film doing cocaine before meetings. Whoops.
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Oct 9, 2017 08:42
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It's such a shame that a lot of the critical things have gone wrong this year, as there's actually a fair few positives for the Dolphins. Tankersley and Godchaux are playing heavy snaps as mid round picks, Harris seems to be coming on, McMillan looked good before he got hurt, the D overall looks much more solid, the only trade/FA that's really bombed is Thomas. Buuuut, Cutler's a shitshow so none of it matters.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:45
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As are the Miami Football Dolphins
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Oct 15, 2017 00:35
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I do feel like there's the possibility that we pull a Classic Dolphins and stagger to 8-8 with Cutler playing well enough down the stretch that there's a mini QB crisis when Tannehill returns.
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Oct 15, 2017 08:01
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:If Cutler has shown anything in the past it's that he gets more invested as the season goes on. Especially if the team has a bad record. Of course, but Cutler progressively getting somehow shitter is the best realistic case for the Dolphins, as we'd get a high draft pick and immediately cut him and replace him with Tannehill (or Darnold if we're truly lovely)
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Oct 15, 2017 12:30
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Ehud posted:no No it's not going to happen, or no you don't want it to happen?
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Oct 15, 2017 14:35
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mcmagic posted:Brady and Belichick are going to be remembered as illegitimate cheaters and Trumpists if there is any justice in the world. First against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Oct 16, 2017 21:02
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Real hurthling! posted:Nah the game never shoulda come down to that. They lost cause of well-deserved penalties and bad coverage on defense You should call Buster Skreene by his name if you're want to subtweet him like that.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:31
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Real hurthling! posted:I called for him to get benched by name in the last page tho dont wanna beat a dead db It was a poor attempt at humour, not a dig at you 
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Oct 23, 2017 21:41
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WHAT THE gently caress HAVE WE JUST DONE!
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Oct 31, 2017 16:17
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I can't imagine getting even mildly feisty defending this Dolphins team. I want Tannyhills back 
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Nov 6, 2017 21:43
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Welp, Rey Mauluga just got arrested and waived. Our linebackers are loving cursed, jeez.
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Nov 18, 2017 22:02
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Real hurthling! posted:Who came in for cutler after he got blown up? Moore. This Cutler thing hasn't exactly been unexpected, but it has definitely been the worst of the reasonable expectations for his performance.
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Nov 19, 2017 22:22
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Tannehill is a good quarterback and a better quarterback than Moore.
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Nov 20, 2017 23:28
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mcmagic posted:It's pretty ironic that they, almost without exception, play their best football when Moore plays. Moore literally never plays. He had three games as a passable sub for a form team and then poo poo the bed in the playoffs.
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Nov 21, 2017 09:18
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You'll win both Dolphins games. Suh and Landry will be suspended for building a giant laser on the moon and extorting a billion dollars out of the UN at this rate.
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Nov 21, 2017 17:45
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evilweasel posted:hey brady's got to retire someday, definitely before he's 50 PEDs are very advanced these days.
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Nov 27, 2017 16:14
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poo poo. There's a chance the Dolphins win this
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Dec 3, 2017 19:57
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poo poo
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Dec 3, 2017 19:59
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Amy Pole Her posted:hosed up our draft picks ugh Doing it against Siemian is basically easy mode though
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Dec 3, 2017 21:16
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mcmagic posted:The Broncos are a terrible team with the worst QB in the NFL. The Jets were just completely unprepared to play this game. They got shithoused by the Dolphins. The Dolphins!
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Dec 10, 2017 23:44
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Elephanthead posted:8-8 forever Phins Up! Print the shirts! Except that we don't need to print any more 8-8 shirts we have them still in stock from the rest of the decade.
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Dec 12, 2017 13:19
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Amy Pole Her posted:Meh I’m happy seeing genuine development from young guys like Drake, Howard, Phillips and Grant. Just so long as they pay Landry.
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Dec 12, 2017 17:42
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Amy Pole Her posted:Landry has been super quiet. I hear he’s unwilling to give a discount, and he’s wanting 5/75. From us? Preferably but that’s his main goal - paid like a top 5. Seems about right to me. He's caught so many balls, is developing his ability to go deep, and doesn't get hurt.
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Dec 13, 2017 16:17
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Ehud posted:the Jay Cutler led Miami Dolphins beat the patriots in prime time And yet, for the reasons above and the patriots general response after a loss, it will be essentially meaningless. Print the shirts.
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Dec 14, 2017 01:24
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Mulaney Power Move posted:dolphins will lose to kc next week and then close out their pointless season by ruining the bills' playoff hopes because misery loves company and that's how we roll Alternatively, we win out, ruin the Chiefs and Bills hopes whilst getting to 8-8, our spiritual destiny
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Dec 18, 2017 09:30
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Dre2Dee2 posted:Aaaand Bowles just got a 2 year extension Lol.
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Dec 29, 2017 23:15
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mcmagic posted:He’s a bad coach. His teams are completely helpless on the road ntm being completely out of control when it comes to penalties. The entire game yesterday was pretty much the Jets giving away free first downs on peanlties. And that’s before we start on the 4th quarter gag jobs and moronic game management. I feel like you have an over-rosy view of how good other coaches are at those things. Most coaches are 'bad' at many aspects of football. He overachieved this year with that roster.
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Jan 1, 2018 13:11
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There are never any good coaches.
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Jan 1, 2018 21:42
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Wrar posted:The evil hoodie disagrees. I meant in the available pool. There's like 10 genuinely good coaches in the NFL right now, none of whom are going to be switching jobs. Not to say that the rest are bad, merely that they display some/all of the flaws that Bowles does.
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Jan 2, 2018 08:49
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The Dolphins deserve the entire organisation getting mired in a bullying and sexual harassment scandal. Oh wait.
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Apr 10, 2018 23:34
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The fact that they haven't drafted a backup QB in years remains one of the more baffling parts of the Dolphins in a long history of baffling decisions
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May 7, 2018 15:10
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Hey, we just traded a 7th for a passable DT from the Lions This dude. Yay I guess.
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May 8, 2018 18:54
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Really? I blame the bank holiday weekend
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May 8, 2018 19:40
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It matters not. We'll go 8-8 next year, and no one will be sure if it's improvement or statistical noise. Except for us. We'll know that it's destiny.
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May 11, 2018 16:04
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8-8 8-8 8-8 8-8 8-8
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May 13, 2018 23:50
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I hated the Caroo pick from the start, they gave up so many good picks for no reason.
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May 16, 2018 17:07
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I miss Clay, he was/is great. Re the Dolphins, I appreciate that the "character" purge looks bad, but the three main guys the let go (Suh, Landry, Pouncey) were all very highly paid, and their production didn't justify the money. They're all great, but the last three years of Dolphins proved that paying QB money for the best DT in the league isn't effective, paying top 5 money for 8-12 games of a center isn't smart, and top 5 WR money for a guy who isn't a top-5 redzone or big play guy isn't necessarily sensible. To be sure, they'll waste all the money they save on some other poo poo, but in isolation the moves were kind of justifiable.
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