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Why can't everyone just blind luck into a HOF QB and have an ex Browns head coach mutate into the best Seems simple really.
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Diva Cupcake posted:fuckin' got 'em, AFCe bros Never seen that happen before lol.
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chilihead posted:That same guy Jerry fired could have rebuilt the Dolphins, only failed because he wasn't allowed to trade the most beloved QB in franchise history. Imagine how much Jimmy Johnson would have been able to fleece some fools for old man Marino lol. *GM notices passing stats going up* GIVE ME MARNO FOR OUR NEXT TWO ENTIRE DRAFTS *Jimmy Johnson gets Peyton Manning, Randy Moss and Edgerrin James or some dumb poo poo like that* Probably not really but it's a funny scenario to imagine.
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mcmagic posted:The fraud that never ends. It's been a fun ride. 
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Ironically, mcmagic's histrionics only enhance my enjoyment of football as a Pats fan.
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mcmagic posted:What exactly do pats fans want? They want to continue blatantly being given games and people to just ignore it and pay homage to their greatness? This is what will happen forever anyway. It's the mainstream take now. I mean, let's be real here. Whether they have a few more good seasons in them, or if they just crap out this year, will be a historical footnote either way. Any more winning the Patriots do from here on out will just make the rubble bounce. There's nothing left to do and nothing matters. Brady's the greatest, Belichick is the greatest, these takes are already the conventional wisdom everywhere and will never, ever go away. You can start rooting for a Brady-Belichick pedophilia ring scandal I guess, but that's about it at this point. Otherwise you're just yelling out the window at global warming. It's all wasted on Boston sports fans, too, because so many of them can't really enjoy it. They're carrying around generations of dumb sports persecution complexes because they were only really good at baseball most of the time instead of the best at it almost all the time like the Yankees were. Seriously, 99% of their dumb poo poo is Red Sox-connected inter-generational brain cancer that's metastasized into everything else and made them crybabies no matter how good things are.
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mcmagic posted:if there is any justice in the world.  tarbrush posted:First against the wall when the revolution comes. So never.
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Phobeste posted:Yikes almost got suckered into arguing with mcmagic. I'm happy to report I made it out ok. Or Chandler Jones even, he hasn't gotten whacked on bad synthetic weed lately that I know of!  Though the real problem is the Pats suddenly have the stupidest group of DBs in football. Just throw to whatever zone they forgot even existed and get 300 free yards!
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Oct 18, 2017 14:27
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fsif posted:Gilmore in the Schwartz year was excellent and looked like he was on the cusp of being an All-Pro type. I'm legitimately surprised his struggles have continued post-Rex. The Pats are also 100% blowing coverages on the complete opposite side of the field from him, so it's not just him struggling. The whole unit is playing super turbo stupid out of nowhere. 
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Oct 19, 2017 14:04
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I'm coming around to the idea that the Patriots just don't give a gently caress about life after Brady. They're just going to go HAM until he explodes in a cloud of avocado ice cream and "supplements" and worry about the cleanup later.
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Oct 31, 2017 21:59
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The more things change, the more they stay the same. 
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Nov 14, 2017 22:22
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If Gronk was on the Bills he'd probably be out in the parking lot before game smashing flaming tables with the fans. What pro wrestling finisher would Gronk use on them? "Bro, it's just a diamond cutter, it's no big deal!"
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Nov 30, 2017 23:11
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:How was McCown dogpoo for the first 2/3rds of his career? A fun list would be something like "Best good season out of nowhere by a career trash player." 2006 Pro Bowler Derek Anderson comes to mind too.
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Dec 4, 2017 23:43
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Ehud posted:that's all I need tbh There was a time when the Patriots being under .500 to a team was the most meaningless thing imaginable. Kalli posted:Brady and Belichick are going to walk away from the Patriots like it's an explosion in an action movie, and I'm completely okay with that. 
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Is there any reason you can't have the rule be that anytime you have control over the ball when it goes over the goal line it's a touchdown? Is there some weird scenario I'm not seeing where making that the rule produces some new kind of dumb poo poo instead of the current kind of dumb poo poo?
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