2017 The NFC North: Fuck the entire NFC North. Including my own team.

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Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

The Packers success proves that Socialism works.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 07:05

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:11

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

remusclaw posted:

If you were to fire the entire division into the sun, the only thing of value lost would be the Packers.

If you were to fire the entire division into the sun, only Packers fans would be upset. Bears/Lions/Vikings fans would secretly be relieved as hell that their suffering was over.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 17:11

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

VJeff posted:

I am sad about Levy.

I would like us to sign TJ Lang.

Somebody tell me how to feel about the rest of the changes.

Detroit shouldn't get Lang. I've heard so much bitching over how much he supposedly holds every single play from Detroit fans that it's weird that they suddenly want him now.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:05

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Pops Mgee posted:

As a Packers fan, I'm stoked for the Mike Glennon experience, but I'm definitely going to miss Jay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgGcCnZ4Zg

I love this because it's somehow exactly what I was expecting.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 23:58

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Infidel Castro posted:

Also HELL YEAH MARTELLUS BENNETT TED ACTUALLY DID A THING!

Wait what?

We signed Bennett? Holy poo poo I was feeling kind of bummed about Cook going, but gently caress, that's a straight upgrade for probably similar costs to what Cook wanted.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 03:25

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Hot Diggity! posted:

3 years 18.5 mil

Ted is good at his job

That is significantly less than expected.

Patriots weren't willing to go that high?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 03:52

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

R.D. Mangles posted:

it rules, when your team is so bad that the only thing left to root for is literally for aaron rodgers to eventually retire

I'm convinced our post-Rodgers situation will still be good. McCarthy is an amazing QB coach, and whoever we decide on as the heir will be able to learn from Rodgers for what that's worth.

Sataere posted:

This poo poo infuriates me and makes me hate John Fox even more.

Would Bennett have really been on the table for you guys at near that price though? Green bay is more likely to get him another ring and he wasn't really happy with the Bears when he left. I mean I'm shocked we got him for cheaper than Cook.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 06:36

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Filthy Casual posted:

TJ Lang getting to come home and play for the Lions is awesome.

Yeah, he said he wants to raise his kids in his hometown and I get that. Also he'll have more time with the kids with no deep postseason games!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 19:26

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Pops Mgee posted:

I'm loving this current Bears front office.

Finally something that Packers/Vikings/Lions fans can all agree on.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 07:02

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

4/27 was an inside job :tinfoil:

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 02:40

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Chicago Bears.

https://twitter.com/adamshaheen3/status/233705078438100993

I didn't see what the big deal was until I realized the Obama/Chicago connection. That's hilarious.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 02:30

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Hot Diggity! posted:

hashtag white greatness from the new bears te
https://twitter.com/adamshaheen3/status/293133384258043904

...and deleted.

Hopefully someone saved it.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 05:14

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

beejay posted:

What was the tweet

Mitch loves titties, Adam loves white power

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 07:19

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

IcePhoenix posted:

What I'm getting from this is that I should either just watch red zone or ignore the games and play more video games and watch baseball on sundays

Twins are probably going to make a wildcard berth this year, so you got that going for you.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 19:26

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

But at least now the Vikings organization will be on fleek. Am I right?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 23:35

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Welp. Glad I held off on buying my Cousin's Christmas gift (He wants a Bradford Jersey). Good chance that either he doesn't want it come christmas or it's a fuckload cheaper due to the return of Teddy.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 18:36

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

I hope Bradford and Teddy both take a knee today.

Because they could both probably use one :haw:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 15:07

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/ShowtimeTate/status/912502540893396998

Yeah, because Golden Tate has never gotten a lovely TD call in his favor before, right?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 15:43

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

I don't even know why y'all Lions fans even hate the Packers so much. The natural enemies of the Lions are the Lions.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 06:24

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Pops Mgee posted:

I haven�t been keeping up with everyone on the team who�s spoken up but fwiw I did just see Damarious Randall retweet the Jordy tweet. Also James Jones and Jermichael Finley have chimed in as well so it�s not just the white guys.

Randall's initial response to Bennetts claim was a single "lol". Don't think there was a lot of love lost.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 06:48

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Apparently Rodgers's shoulder is recovering ahead of schedule, though that seems to be excited fan speculation based on him not using the sling anymore and picking up and carrying things with his right arm so take that with a grain of salt. If the team can grind their way to a 8-5 (losing to the Steelers) or 7-6 (Steelers + 1 other team) record then I think Rodgers comes back for the Panthers match.

If we lose three more games before Week 15 then he's not coming back this season. I've been looking at likely playoff paths and unless there's a couple serious collapses in the NFC there's going to be a massive logjam at 9-7 that the Packers will be very unlikely to emerge on top thanks to tiebreakers and the chain of losses they'd have accrued. And that's assuming Rodgers is enough to take the team 3-0 over the Panthers, Vikings, and Lions, which seems highly unlikely.

Part of my optimism is I think the Bears are a better team than they're getting credit for, they're just held back by youth/inexperience and John Fox. But again, divisional game, coming-off-a-victory optimism, etc, etc. Hundley looked better today than he did last week, and last week he looked better than he did against the Saints.

I would die laughing if the Packers somehow made the playoffs. Every Vikings fan I know has been talking loads of poo poo even after last year should have warned them about their hubris.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 01:34

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

OxySnake posted:

DET v GB for 6th wild card?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 01:26

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

BGrifter posted:

I thought they were 7-11 because they’re full of bums the manager is too much of a wimp to throw out.

Holy moley.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 06:24

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Good Will Hrunting posted:

i need help figuring out why i keep posting here

Hey man, if you can find the mythical Football forum where NFCN fans don't have giant chips on their shoulders about the Packers/Rodgers, let me know. SA is by far the best in that regard I've found.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 18:04

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Henchman of Santa posted:

My favorite part is that he thinks Mike Zimmer should be on the hot seat if Caldwell is.

https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/946045205219815427

Zimmer and Caldwell earned the same amount of playoff spots in the last 2 years. Might as well fire Zimmer next week.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 17:16

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

I hope the Packers win and Capers gets fired regardless.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 04:12

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

The X-man cometh posted:

His feelings are hurt enough that he'd take a job with the Browns?

I think it's a decent business decision on his part. Prove your worth with another team and build your resume. Packers GM spot isn't likely to open up for a good long while, so if you want to be upwardly mobile it's not a bad call.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 05:29

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/Mike_Daniels76/status/951240612656959498

God I love Daniels.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 05:39

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Hot Diggity! posted:

Nooo

https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/952040657585098752

Until I clicked the Link I thought they were talking about Marty B, and was trying to figure out why anyone would assume he was coming back.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 07:10

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

punched my v-card at camp posted:

It's very cool that the Lions have no TE's now. Right now we're on pace to start Stafford, Tate, and 20 linebackers?

I'm going to be pissed if the Lions pick up Goedert in the draft. They already picked a SD State alumni and they don't fuckin play him.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 06:18

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:11

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Some reason for Bears fans to be hopeful expectations cometh before the fall

https://twitter.com/brickwallblitz/status/986501192271499264?s=21

I mean honestly if you cherry-pick individual plays couldn't you make any quarterback look good?

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 02:11

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