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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ban any Packers fans that post in this thread, future mod.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Things the 2016 Bears Accomplished:

- Breaking Matthew Stafford's finger
- Giving Martellus Bennett to the Pats for nothing

I hold the Bears entirely responsible for the calamity that was this season.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Has the "injury-prone" label ever stuck to Jay Cutler? People don't seem to talk about it. They even say he isn't injured when he actually is.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I have confidence that whatever decision the Bears make regarding Cutler will be the wrong one.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Goodbye, RILLLLLEEEEEEEYYYY!

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/0ap2000000273946/Sound-FX-Matthew-Stafford-s-Fake-Spike-Game

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ahahahaha Bears.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

NO NO NO GODDAMNIT NO

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/839927807094423552

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Bears signed Dion Sims for as much money as the Packers signed Bennett. Abolish the Bears.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Golden Tate is very good at indignantly denying wrongdoing.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Lions might be the best team in Detroit. When was the last time that was the case?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

A real :smith:/:unsmith: article about Charles Rogers, everyone's favorite Lions bust.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports/college/msu/football/2017/04/19/charles-rogers-michigan-state-lions/100577018/

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Lions will take a wide receiver or tight end.

The Packers will take some Pac-12 lineman.

The Vikings will take nobody, because they traded for Sam Bradford.

The Bears will screw it all up.

Am I missing anything?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

OK, glad I was wrong about the Lions.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

He's very athletic, works incredibly hard and knows how to play football. Might have injury problems though.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

Do you think Pace has his eye on some young offensive coordinator who will be able to coach up Trubisky?

How about the impeccable pedigree and Saints background of Joe Lombardi?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Lions have gone Florida-mad.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Really, the Packers should not exist and the Browns should be in the division instead. It's not balanced having three teams in the wrong time zone.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Psh, wake me up when they literally start poisoning children.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Detroit does not have to watch the Bears every Sunday.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Shangri-Law School posted:

The Lions might be the best team in Detroit. When was the last time that was the case?

OK, they are not just the best team in Detroit, they are by far the most competent team in Detroit. Dark times indeed.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/895811284486299648

Da Bears

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

We should sign Dwight Freeney or Mario Williams.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I love my elite quarterback.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/902348222009573377

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Man, what the hell happened to Carlos? He used to be so nondescript, but ever since Drew Sharp died he's been aggressively terrible.

https://twitter.com/cmonarrez/status/902396017743712257

https://twitter.com/cmonarrez/status/902544137538330624

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/902544796451037184

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Drafting Jake Rudock is the most evil thing that Bob Quinn has ever done.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Which is the worst rivalry in the division, Lions-Vikings or Bears-Vikings?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

Why is Lions-Bears not an option? They've produced some of the most truly putrid games I've ever watched and the only notable moment I can think of in recent memory is Calvin Johnson getting jobbed on the definition of a catch

Chicago-Detroit hate is at least kind of a thing.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

That's pretty good, but he's no Andy Richter.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

They've beaten quite a few teams that went 8-8, including the Tebow Broncos.

The only road win against a winning team was the 2015 Lambeau game, still one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Stafford's contract takes up a lower percentage of the salary cap than Flacco's post-Super Bowl one did. Honestly, he could have gotten more if he wanted. As long as the cap keeps going up it won't be a problem. Cue the cap never increasing again.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

weird Asian candy posted:

Lions goons, looks like we finna have a battle of the bastards this weekend.

Looks like Davis, Swanson and Wilson are out for Detroit.

Atlanta will be without Beasley, Upshaw and Schraeder.

This could get ugly. :(

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013


Should make the Hall of Fame before Megatron, IMO.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Vikings are now guaranteed to finish 8-8 at best.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

What's the issue with Treadwell, anyway?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

VJeff posted:

Ansah isn't gonna ever be free of that knee problem, is he?

I don't know if he'll be on the team next year. The Mormon contingent is fading away. :(

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

nmfree posted:

I'm shocked there's not more people Snoopy dancing in this thread.

We learned our lesson in 2013.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Honestly, it's not inconceivable that the Lions get swept by the NFC South and beat everyone else.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

"I saw the doctor trying to find my kneecaps. They found my kneecaps up in my thighs."

https://www.si.com/vault/1993/11/01...return-to-grass

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I guess they'll want to play Hundley more to see if they can salvage any trade value.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Five first-rounders and two second-rounders started for the Packers defense last night.

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