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purkey posted:http://www.espn.com/blog/houston-texans/post/_/id/21559/texans-jadeveon-clowney-jaguars-qb-blake-bortles-is-trash I'M NOT OWNED :corncob: Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Dec 18, 2017 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Wooo Hurns has returned to practice! They are also hoping Lee can play against the 9ers but I sincerely doubt that he will. BUUUUUURRNNNSSSSSS plz don't break my favrit catchbois
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Finally got on to a PC, and yes, that gangtag is glorious. Now is the time to separate the true fans from the bandwagoners. We of true faith are used to this kind of poo poo, our butts no longer hurt over ref bullshit and Bort Pumpkining. I will gladly wear my Jaguars Santa Hat to work tomorrow, even though we lost and it's going to be 80 degrees out and I work outside. gently caress it, Jags Life is Pain.
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A guy working at Lowes said the Jags were playing like a bunch of high schoolers and had fans to match, and in the same breath mentioned he was a Bills fan. I told him to get back to me over in Lawn Furnature so he could say that while diving through a picnic table. A hearty laugh was had by all. We parted as friends.
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Jaydon Mickens is my new favorite boi. Wish my Allens were playing though, that would be AMAZING. God, if we had half the WRS we had left in our loosing season last year, we'd be a freight train in the playoffs.
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Probably Magic posted:Much like America, this is the only way the AFC South could end... with a cripple fight. Mind you, the last good cripple fight we had was Rollin Roosevelt vs One Balled One Horned Tiny Hitler People Killer.
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Mega64 posted:Titans will get two bullshit wins in a row, leading to a great Jags season ending in an anticlimatic wet fart, and we'll get Steelers/Patriots for the AFCCG again. Yeeeeaaahh, not outside of the realm of posibilities for the jaggies.
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HURNS!!!! http://m.jaguars.com/news/article-JaguarsNews/Friday-update-Hurns-return-likely/0b47851e-8411-4767-ae63-ef1cb1e06bf6 YEEEEAAAHHHHHJ don't you loving dare break him again But fuckin lol at quote:Allen Hurns, one of the team's most tenured veteran wide receivers How is this possible. He is in his third year, which he came into as a udfa. Have we already shot and buried poor old Marquis Lee? Dosnt Robinson have a year of senority on him? Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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\/\/ rand don't use emotes we haven't invented yet \/\/ Ah gently caress that was quote not edit. Whatever. ::While throwing a Molotov cocktail at the Good Place train:: Bortles! Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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God, I always think of Lee and Rob being like, established players, and Hurns rolling up all like "Who's this guy starting? Touchdown, wow nice yay that guy, TOUCHDOWN? TOUCHDOWN WHAT THE gently caress WHO IS THIS GUY" first game he started And then we lost I think Ala Coach Z, upon being told he wouldnt know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face, "That happened once!" 
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Guys.... Poz is old and I'm sad. We gotta have a good playoff run for him. Such a gem of a man.
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JT Jag posted:“JACKSONVILLE METROPOLITAN AREAAA” doesn’t have the same ring to it DUUUUVAAALLLLLLLL EXCEPT FOR THE BEACHES AND BALDWIN FOR SOME loving REASON UPPITY loving BALDWIN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEACH OR A GOOD PARK btw, the mayor is letting me wear my jersey to work tomorrow.
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JT Jag posted:You work in City Hall? Nope, parks and rec and comm. Which sucks because I work weekends, but rocks because we have the game on at work. My boss's literal response to me having put up a stream on city computers: "Oh cool, the reception on the TV sucks, we'll stream that up front too." thx Buffsteamz DO YOU work at city hall? Do you know Jimmy the Security Guy? He owns. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jan 8, 2018 |
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Frank Viola posted:Atlantic, Neptune, and Jax Beach are Duval though. Nobody cares about Baldwin. Right, but they're not Jacksonville. Which is why they are the Jacksonville Jaguars, and not the Duval Dandelions. So gently caress Baldwin And all of Beaches that's not Engine 15, Taco Lu, Jimmy Hula's, Green Room, Jax Spice, Shim Sham, Hoptinger, the hookah place, Al's Pizza, the Lifeguard station, the ampitheater, wherever Coach Wimpy hung out, my friend's place off Atlantic, American Graffiti, and PETE'S BAR. Which, given global climate change and their lack of dune ecosystem, they're hosed any day now. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 8, 2018 |
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xeria posted:Would root for the Duval Dandelions if they had a logo that was just a flower with one angry, down-tilted eyebrow drawn over top And a Shad mustache and top hat
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Frank Viola posted:TLDR: gently caress the Jacksonville fans at the Beaches. Got it. No silly, that's the joke. I hate the beaches because all the cool stuff lives there.
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What cocktails do you all reccomend for tomorrow's game? Going to the liquor store shortly.
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Wow, was football season like, super long this year or something? Time flies when you're having fun I guess.
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I have learned that the Jax Jumbo Shrimp are not only selling teal and gold gear, but they are selling teal and gold VISORS. As someone who looks dumb in hats,  You're getting a new friend! Don't eat this one, dumb dog! Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Coldforge posted:I just fell into a Google hole figuring out what this was, and discovered the most amazing sports team and their mascot: Montgomery Biscuits' Monty. Oh yeah, no, the Biscuts are amazing. I am also fond of the Shuckers. Southern Minor Leauge Baseball is stupid fun. It makes baseball watchable! However, GO SHRAMPS Intruder posted:Visors are dumb as hell IMO unless you're a poker dealer in the back room of a laundromat for the mob I have a round face and short forehead, ball caps make my head look like I'm a relative of Peyton Manning. That stuffed Monty is amazing tho Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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TARPS BEING REMOVED NEW UNIS NEW HELMETS 5 DOLLAR SNACKS http://m.jaguars.com/news/article-JaguarsNews/Jaguars-to-remove-tarps-for-2018-season/3e0aa557-8de0-47bb-bdac-358de9ab596d
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TSBX posted:gently caress yeah new helmets, suck it dual tone bullshit. I kinda want teal helmets with gold face masks and fittings. That would be hot as hell. Something like this would be cool, with a satin finish teal and shiny logo. http://sportslivedecals.com/assets/images/3C5CAD36-7AAE-4CAA-9035-C5FB05018C19.JPG Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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Play posted:
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If you live in the south, Publix Sweet Tea just kinda appears. Even if you prefer unsweetened or green, there's just always a quart of sweet tea.
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PUBLIX IS A LAND OF GRINS AND DELIGHTS UPON THE WINGS OF ANGELS SINGING HOLY CHORUS OF ITS GLORIES TO A LOVING GOD SMILING GENTLY UPON THAT DELIGHTFUL GREEN SLICE OF SUPERMARKET HEAVEN ON EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY NO ONE DIES AND THE SANDWICHES ARE DELICIOUS AND THE CHICKEN IS FRESH OUT THE FRYER
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purkey posted:Now this I like They also have really good employee benefits. The whole company is employee owned as well, everyone who works there gets stock. Everyone seems pretty cheerful and happy to help. As oposed to when I lived up north, and you could have been shot and died in a Stop And Shop before anyone would consider helping you.
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purkey posted:Happy trails to Poz. Glad he got to play in the one great season Poz is a gem of a man and will be missed. However, I've got a sneaking suspension this is not the last football will see of him.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:
WHY FOR DUCKS SAKE Did he promise to use more stick-um on his gloves? Just like, big giant fist balls of pine sap? We have the trees loving everywhere, Lee, just pick one.
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Hurns was one of my favorite players. I'm pissed off. Now none of my Allens remain 
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/bearsw...in-chicago/amp/ Allen+Allen OTP
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Hurns signed with the Cowboys. Now I have to watch Cowboys games x.x
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big fork small knife posted:Current rumors have the Jags new uniforms being all black with teal numbers and a black helmet with a satin finish. gently caress that's terrible. THIS IS THE SOUTH. IT IS HOT. I want Shad to totally bling out. Gold accents everywhere.
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Intruder posted:Just ditch the logo and make the helmet itself that cat color with black spots all over it No, but you see, that would be cool and interesting, we can't have that. Oh man, satin black with shiny iridescent blackbluegreen jaguars spots would be sick as hell tho PS: Enjoy your new blonde backup boy, Titans. He's ok if you keep him from getting hit. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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These uniform changes are gonna make getting a Poz jersey on the cheap super easy.
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Stevie Lee posted:booooooooring But not ugly. A marked improvement.
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Randaconda posted:Well, I assumed we would want somebody who could catch the ball. Lol if that was true why did we re-sign Lee
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The Big Jesus posted:Guys the titans own Own OWN! Also I'm going to the London game which will also be cool and good What a strange outlook for someone in the AFC South thread. And a titans fan at that So refreshing
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I just read that the Jaguars declined Dante "Human Garbage" Fowler's 5th year option Are you the guy he stole the glasses off of, smacked around, and then threw your bag of liquor in a pond?
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