2017 The AFC South: Honor Landry

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Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Brock traded to the Browns! I have no clue how to feel since I had fully embraced the numbness another season of Brock would require.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:07

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:12

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

Congrats on the division, Titans

What happened today?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 16:32

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

The Texans became locked in to Savage as the starter

Which means Weeden will be the starter when Savage goes on IR in week 3

Dang, Savage is serviceable, but I agree with durability concerns. Can't believe the GM is wasting this defense with no QB.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 16:54

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

b0ng posted:

I imagine if O'Brien couldn't get along with Osweiler, him and Cutler might make Buddy Ryan vs Kevin Gilbride look tame in comparison.

I put our QB woes entirely on O'Brien.

lol, wut. Dude, he's not making choices on who Rick Smith signs. He keeps giving turds to polish, and they just crumble in his hands.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 19:13

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

purkey posted:

How could he not get anything out of Keenam, Mallet, Osweiler, Savage and...

He did get serviceable play from Savage until he was injured? Osweiller is one of the worst people to play the position in some time and he was forced to start him most of the season/playoffs. Mallet is a douche who self destructed? I don't think Keenum was ever going to start in Houston, especially after they let him walk after his playoff win.

I'm not saying O'Brien is perfect, but idk if he can bear the brunt of the blame when his GM keeps giving him nothing to work with. It's not like the dudes you have listed start anywhere or went on to do good things after they weren't with O'Brien.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 20:14

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

purkey posted:

Edit: BoB didn't even get a chance to meet with Brock before he was signed right?

Correct. Which leads me to assume he has had minimal input to other personnel choices.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 00:38

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

whiteyfats posted:

All is lost. We'll be picking top 5 next year, too.

FSU hasn't won anything in years and the Jags never have.

Why do the football gods hate me personally?

If your team has won or played for a Natty in the past 5 years, the football gods don't hate you.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 16:17

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Korranus posted:

I don't either but it forces the Texans into win-now time. If Watson hits, there may actually be a chance of winning a second round game. If he busts, it might finally be enough to push Rick Smith out the dooahahahahah who am I kidding

If the Brock fiasco didn't get Smith canned since it was literally all his doing, then I have no idea what will. He has a job for life as far as I can tell.

edit: grammar

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Apr 28, 2017

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 19:45

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

Brock was particularly awful when targeting Nuk. His int rate when targeting him was off the charts

Brock was particularly awful at everything except being a tall QB. Seeing Nuk get looks/passes with Savage was a breath of fresh air.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 22:02

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Colostomy Bag posted:

Don't sell this division short. One of us will be 9-7 to claim the crown.

Every year a king must rise to the top of turd mountain. So it is written.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 02:25

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, never did understand that one.

They're garbage people? At least the NFL's stupid helmet rules have kept them from wearing the throwbacks for the pact few years.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 16:52

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

The Oilers name and history still hold value. It's not like other cities that have lost teams get to keep their name and history (Lakers?)

But the list of names for the new Houston team was dire

Bobcats, Apollos, Stallions (lol), Toros and of course Texans

lol if they had gone with the very high school team name Bobcats

You forget RoughRyders was also a finalist. Texans has grown on me. and yeah, my high school was the bobcats. no thanks for the nfl team to have that name.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 20:08

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

poo poo man, even the houston spacemen would've been better.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 20:15

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Metapod posted:

Toros is a good name

Isn't that a WNBA team name?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 20:16

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Metapod posted:

It is not

It was austin's nba feeder league team name until they changed to the spurs. That's why it sounded familiar.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 20:20

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

I'd like to say the Texans can only go up from Brock, but I'm sure I've thought the same things after our other turds at QB. I'm ready for the battle for the crown of our dung heap of a division to begin.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:58

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Probably Magic posted:

Things alcoholics say and think for 100, Alex.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 15:25

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Lol. The Texans we know and love are back, baby. No room for hope when no sides of the ball looks good.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 21:01

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Yeah, it's a bad look to be playing 2 qb's in your opener. The Texans are giving the Browns a run for the money in terms of QB signing incompetence.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 02:14

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Man, how things have changed from week 1. Defense is back to last year's form and Watson is getting better week to week. Looks like Texans will be back at the top of the poo poo pile, my fellow afc south poo people.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 15:50

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Athanatos posted:

Texans are good now, how can we gently caress this up?

Bob McNair: "Hold my beer"

What's happened that I've missed?

edit: googled, hoooooly poo poo. i'm more saddened that nothing will happen and a majority of white nfl fans agree with him.

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Oct 27, 2017

# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 21:13

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

I'm sad that the fates have dictated now that the Texans have a great QB their defense has to be trash

OTOH it's hard to care about football just now for obvious reasons

McNair is mos def the albatross around the teams neck. They'll be doomed to be middling at best so long as he owns them.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 21:40

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

God drat, what a stupid move. V impressed to see McNair imploding over what was a salvageable situation.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 02:17

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Shinjobi posted:

I think it's pretty awesome that McNair traded him out of spite OR that Brown said gently caress off due to McNair.

They're both great looks for the league. Honestly, despite the loss I'm proud of the Texans players this weekend.

Was Brown the player sourced for the quote about McNair talking to the players after Onama's victory?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 03:08

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Kirios posted:

Everyone but Jim Irsay knows Luck is done. Colts are finally going to the garbage pile of the division that they deserve.

I like luck, but still having pain in his throwing shoulder years later doesn't bode well for a return. What a waste for a garbage franchise.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 23:01

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

ShakeZula posted:

Years? It hasn't even been a year since the surgery

Original injury that started all this was in 2015 unless I'm misremembering articles.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 02:13

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Savage is so awful.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 19:54

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Jags fans are already becoming insufferable, jesus christ

And they haven't even won the feces crown.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 21:17

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Lol. Gotta love how Savage poo poo the bed these past 2 drives with a chance to win or push OT. Sad!

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 05:32

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

No lie despite my jokes about 3-0 I would prefer either the Pats or Steelers over the Titans

Literally anyone over the Titans

Hell, even the Cowboys

The Titans are a stolen team so I wish them nothing but failure.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 01:09

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Fuuuck. Not like this.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 00:09

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:12

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Stevie Lee posted:

I'm dreading the reveal in April

I bet it's the powder blue, just with Titans poo poo instead of oilers

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 20:06

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