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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Alan Smithee posted:

post examples?

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Found him.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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what a buffoon lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Americans literally handed over their country to Fox News holy lmao

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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XMNN posted:

lol thats a real loving Nazi move

tbf it will probably only be an inconvenience for the brown people they completely randomly select

I'm a lily white Dutchman and they did this poo poo to me 6 months ago, so no.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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XMNN posted:

did you give them your sa name

They went straight for my pictures and my WhatsApp. Went to my texts first and asked, "Did you delete all your texts before coming here?"

No, I just don't text. Who the hell texts.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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emoji posted:

I got hardcore interrogated for over 30 minutes flying into Heathrow back in 2009 as a blond haired blue eyed American where every other place I've ever been has been a nod a smile and a stamp. They wanted detailed explanations of my relationships with anyone I was in contact with in recent days even wanted my income and tax information to corroborate that I was not going there for under the table work even tho my ticket out was for a week later lol

I brought a guitar because I was staying with a friend for 2 months and she's a musician too. TSA immediately assumed I came to America to busk on the streets.

Don't flatter yourself, America.

Trump lol

e: In their defense somewhat, they didn't ask for my income and tax information because that sounds even worse.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

What if you legit don't have a Facebook account? "Sir give us your Facebook account info. Oh you don't have one? Ok."

What if you lie about not having a Facebook account? "Sir give us your Facebook account info. Oh you don't have one? Ok."

You can say whatever you like, but if they find any discrepancy whatsoever they won't let you into the country. If you say you don't have one and they do a 2 second search and find a picture of you on there, you get a big ol' denied stamp.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol all you people IMA UPLOAD MY BALLS TO MY PHONE AND CHARM THE SOCKS OFF THE TSA and nobody posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo

Beck's still got it.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

They know you're trying to take new York back

The whole thing was awkward as hell and tainted my first impression of America. Then I lived in one of the immigrant-heavy neighborhoods of New York for three months and the people were dope so whatever gently caress the TSA

Note that Trump just defended Bill O’Reilly in the middle of Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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XMNN posted:

im not American what did billy o do

grabbed em by the pussy

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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oh that's a prime lol

Paranoid Peanut posted:

maybe trump removed darth bannon because he saw the president bannon memes.

LOL

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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quote:

When asked if Ms. Rice, who has denied leaking the names of Trump associates under surveillance by United States intelligence agencies, had committed a crime, the president said, “Do I think? Yes, I think.”

No you don't

come on buddy

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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gently caress my lol has been deleted


and replaced by this one

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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a series of steaming hot lols delivered to my doorstep thanks guys

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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proof of concept posted:

I can't get over Hannity chomping enthusiastically down on bait floated by a guy loving named "Soviet Sergey" jesus loving christ lmao

Implication being he's a true believer and not simply being garbage for views.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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haljordan posted:

This is the guy running the investigation now lol

https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/849982935897751553

hahaha what kind of backward rear end investigatory system does the US have in place holy lmao

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Kumo posted:

the committee appointees are chosen by the party in power basically

somehow this being a bad idea never came up

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Velvet Elvis posted:

"Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat."

lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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body language

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Glad we're out of the stable safety of the Obama days.

Remember that? Very few lols.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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goddamn droopy dog POTUS

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Blue Train posted:

It's both sides and the "left" is sucking his dick harder than Ivanka right now

It's absolutely disgusting.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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sugar free jazz posted:

Old ads featuring Donald trump should totally be dug up and run on tv that would freaking OWN

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Libelous Slander posted:

Turn on your monitor.

sick

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Why would you want to take away one of the more sincere channels of insight into a hosed up administration? We demand Spicer be replaced with someone who can lie better!

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Chinatown posted:

imagine obama doing this

Lmao

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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The Dennis System posted:

Aren't these policy reversals and the descendacy, if you will, of Bannon good things though?

It's less bad, that's it.

Applewhite posted:

I've been grappling with the same conundrum. I'm a big enough man to admit that Trump is taking baby steps in the right direction, even if he's starting a few hundred miles behind being a decent president.

lmao yeah he's continuously kicking the poo poo out of me, but when I thought he was going for a backhand he just slapped me

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Minnesota Mixup posted:

Lol that the bar is so low at this point that him even thinking of performing a single rational act makes people think hey maybe this isn't so bad.

it's lmao and lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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the_donald is one of the scariest loving places on the internet. those people are loving nuts

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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How many Meals On Wheels was this one bomb

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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theperminator posted:

We target bad guys, they target people with different beliefs.

This is the most brutal self own seen in this thread yet

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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america.jpg

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Donald Trump is some kind of alternate evil universe Alan Partridge.

And they gave him the presidency lmao

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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wow

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Gonna have to hear Alex Jones lost custody of his kids for a real smorgasbord of lol

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Welcome to the United States of America

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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are you loving kidding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU&t=963s

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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my new dog posted:

Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you

It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you

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