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Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
I can't believe that, someday, my grandkids will sit on my lap and ask me to tell them about that time meth heads in clown makeup fought Nazis on the streets of Washington DC.

What a world we live in.

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Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

:lol:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Reince Penis posted:

Check out this Canadian MAGA chud who was shouted down in Vancouver today

https://twitter.com/the_dannymac/status/899081398987833344

lol

That reminds me, yesterday, our local news interviewed a white supremacist Canuck who was real mad he got kicked in the face for his political views during a protest or some poo poo. Kick all Nazis in the face, friends. :canada:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Did Donnie the Orange Garbage Bag ever use triple parentheses on Twitter?

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

-Dumb
-Blind
-Deaf

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Waffle House posted:

In other comedy news, apparently he's pulling an Assange and shilling a book:



Imagine the amount of mental gymnastic required to look at poo poo like that and convince yourself that retarded orange garbage bag is a good president or even a decent human being for that matter.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
I look forward to the "Post ITT every time you lol that Kid Rock is president" thread.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol at the people still supporting the orange goblin.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
The nuclear warheads launched by North Korea are minutes away from turning America into a giant radioactive crater. With great confidence, the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, takes the stage for what could be his final speech. He smugly looks at the cameras documenting the final moments of the land of the free and the home of the brave for the rest of the world to see, he doesn't look like a man who's about to die in a nuclear blast, but a man with good news. Filled with hope, MAGA chuds watching from all over the country start speculating on Twitter that their glorious orange leader might've found a way to stop these things and prevent the annihilation of their beloved America.


The President of the United States of America, puts his delicate baby hands on the podium and finally opens his mouth, "At least Crooked Hilary didn't win!".

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

:lol:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Robo Reagan posted:

lebron would be a better potus than trump lol

The poo poo I took 5 minutes ago would be a better potus than Trump.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Picking your favourite MJ is an rear end in a top hat story is like picking your favourite child.

"Shoot the ball, you loving midget".

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

vyst posted:

Because they injure each other

Holy poo poo :lol:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Waffle House posted:

Yo this is Roger Stone's profile shot.

His head is incredibly pointy and thumblike.

THUMB HEAD HELP ORANGE MAN WIN PRESIDENT.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBfybCPkjA

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Irradiation posted:

That's the first time he's lost sleep after someone's protest.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Kuato posted:

In this timeline trump was about to unleash the nukes and end civilization as we know it but got distracted by NFL players and the national anthem. Other universes were not so lucky.

I hope he gets distracted long enough for Dennis Rodman to patch things up between NK and the US.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Jesus loving Christ...

He's a retarded child.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

bag em and tag em posted:

Donny, world map spread before him, magnifying glass in hand. His advisors trying to lead him to Puerto Rico's location but he won't let anyone point it out directly because he wants to find it himself. He keeps getting lost looking at the ocean. It's just so big! How will he ever find tiny Puerto Rico in such a tremendous ocean?

"Sir, that's Spain"

"???????"

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

"sir, the blue parts are water."

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol at that grown rear end man who calls himself a "meme magician" and wrote a book about the top secret internet.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

do u know jenny posted:

I wonder how they convince himself he's a genius when he says things like Local Milk People instead of "dairy farmers"?

Holy poo poo, I spat cow juice all over my portable ring ring machine.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

bloom posted:

Just wait for Donny to talk about the Tuskegee Airmen.

"The sand people from Star Wars?"

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
lol Shiva's fine

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol at the paranoid retarded gun loving dumbshits and their Die Hard fantasies.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
The Orange Goblin can finally marry his true love Ivanka now.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
You guys have reached the point where you should replace your national anthem with the Curb theme.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
The First Trophy Wife Lady is...retarded?!

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Revealing you're a soulless, racist, retarded piece of dog poo poo who should be put into a rocket and shot into a black hole on live tv to own the libs.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
James Woods, the retard?!?

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
I can't wait for Donnie to take a poo poo so he can tweet about how everyone at the UN is jealous of his superior genes and high IQ.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
This is like watching an animal backed into a corner making GBS threads itself and pissing everywhere.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol he didn't answer the guy's question

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Ted Cruz's Best Night Ever:



Ted Cruz is my favorite Simpsons character.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Avirosb posted:

Holy poo poo, that Eric Brakey fella is 30. 30!



Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Jose posted:

being fair he probably just watched all the war crimes as a child soldier

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1065725550176727040

Dying alone to own the libs. God bless Doghnal Trumph.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why me am need skool ? Smart e nuf all reddy. Lib lie make reed buks. Math not need. #MAGA #QANON

...Mr. President?!

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

The Glumslinger posted:

Trump's lunch got delivered



Lol cold burgers, soggy fries and poo poo from the 99 cent menu. You cheap gently caress, you absolute c-spam mod.

Farewell my balls, have a safe journey in outer space.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Do you guys think he took it out of his 2020 campaign slush fund?

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Imagine Trump greeting his guests, "If you guys like sea food, we have about 30 filet o fish over here."

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Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
He's gonna sneak out of his room in the middle of the night and feast upon hundreds of leftover burgers like a loving raccoon and poo poo himself to death in the morning.

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