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Aug 14, 2010
Imagine a Russian Kompromat vid of the hosed up shehuck in the nude in a hotel bath room, in curlers and with one foot up in the toilet seat, bending over to inspect an ingrown hair on her vagina.

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Aug 14, 2010

Bogus Adventure posted:

"Healthy 170kg," loving :laffo:

He's healthier because 170 is less than 235!!!
-Morons propping up DPRK's Trump

I... uh...

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Aug 14, 2010

momerath posted:

So it's confirmed that Trump is at Mar-A-Lago pocketing $100,000 of taxpayer money at his extravagant party while the lights get switched off at the White House? Because of some tasteless racism and nationalism?Sounds like this guy really understands and works hard for the average Joe

You'd think so but actually it's $25,000 - 100,000 per guest lmfao

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Aug 14, 2010
I hope the super turk teen hackers do two things next:

1: hack trump and get the funny trump DM's where he keeps DM'ing people to tell him that he's out of toilet paper and

2: hack The freaking huckster and get all her online nudes and post them in a torrent so I can print them out and rasterbate my entire living room wall with them.

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Aug 14, 2010
All I want for 2018 is a big ol' torrent dump of grainy jpegs with the shuckster scowling in lingerie in front of a dirty bath room mirror.

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Aug 14, 2010
lmfao twitter deleted that retard sherif's accoutn and somebody else nabbed it instantly

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarkeTC/status/955529671906643968

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Aug 14, 2010
or, maybe, the cool turks deleted the account; either way its hyperlol and I hope soembody does it to turmpy-boy.

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Aug 14, 2010
Russia if youre listening please replace trumps twitter feed with a big picture of an rear end.

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Aug 14, 2010
Just woke up - had a long 10 year dream about kissing Huck and taking her on trips to Paris.

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Aug 14, 2010

Jel Shaker posted:

Love How trump is going to get MORE unstable and the Russia investigation gets warmer while struggling to keep up the facade that he is still happily married to his wife

He loves his wife and they snuggle and kiss every night and some day I am going to do the same,with Sarah "hungry bear" Sandars.

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Aug 14, 2010

mono posted:

Excuse me sir your clit is showing



lmfao he looks like a stuffed corpse.

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Aug 14, 2010

Oh god she is beautiful

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Aug 14, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I love to gently caress and would like to try it once in real life, someday.

I'm here for you, if you want to gently caress....

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Aug 14, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm here for you, if you want to gently caress....

This is the original theme song from FRIENDS btw

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Aug 14, 2010
I hope they privatize the ISS so I can buy it and hook it up to an iphone app so I can remote control it like a big quad coptor drone and crash it directly into my balls from orbit while I'm at work.

e:

Burt Sexual posted:

I said this in the musk thread, but why isn’t Coke Zero or bud light embazend on falcon heavy? Bad at capitalism imo

Hey, Burt Sexual.

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