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Katana Gomai posted:100% they put him in charge of "urban" development bc Trump thought it was the secretary of black people and it turns out that's what carson thought too lmbo
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Mar 8, 2017 15:53
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Jesus Christ posted:holy poo poo lol Haha I forgot that one of Clinton's arguments was "BUY MY BOOK" L oh L
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Mar 9, 2017 18:17
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a beautiful picture... of piss
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Mar 9, 2017 19:54
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haha gently caress it, let's just go full on gilded age
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Mar 10, 2017 18:19
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The Archaic posted:Edit: Also I just now noticed the black dude totally snubbing him. Great stuff. Haha I just saw that too. i think that's one of the best burns i've ever seen
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Mar 10, 2017 23:28
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bless you for rejuvenating the thread with lols after every single post from the last page had forsaken them
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Mar 13, 2017 00:04
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Flesh Forge posted:That's pretty much already done lol I can't decide which of the three makes me lol more: 1. that our instruments of diplomacy are being dismantled while the military leadership is going "please stop you're going to get us all killed" 2. the secretary of state is an oil tycoon and blatant russian puppet 3. that trump is just having his son in law be de facto secretary of state
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Mar 13, 2017 10:27
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trick question, the biggest lol is that trump is president haha lmao
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Mar 13, 2017 10:27
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Jose posted:ties suck imo huckabee is such a loving weirdo
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Mar 16, 2017 17:36
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Tumble posted:i'm willing to bet money that he won't. he was such a lovely candidate the first time around that i think people saw him and didn't bother voting because basically every news organization said he didn't have a chance in hell of winning I'd probably bet on trump not being reelected too but remember: never underestimate the democratic party's talent for stealing defeat from the jaws of victory
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Mar 18, 2017 07:09
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what's going on with reince prius, i feel like we haven't heard a peep outta him since just after inauguration
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Mar 19, 2017 00:21
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The way he ends his tweets with a short child-like sentence always just loving slays me. "Must find leaker now! Bad! Sad!"
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Mar 20, 2017 12:58
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Drunk & Ugly posted:seems to me like impeachment would just make things worse: same crew at the helm but with creepy rear end Pence face everywhere to make it legitamate trump being impeached for colluding with russia would be a weird process. if one could demonstrate a link to russia and impeach him for it then clearly pence would be guilty of the same because he's the loving vp of course he knew. do you allow him to become president (kinda defeating the purpose of the impeachment) or do you skip down the line of succession to paul loving ryan lmao
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Mar 22, 2017 13:04
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Perromancer posted:That's not coffee, those are challenge coins you dweebs. Trump would be the sort of dweeb to collect tacky memorabilia like that. I bet he's got a primo spot in the white house to display his collection of Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates.
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Mar 26, 2017 07:27
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She is one of the most punchable people I've ever witnessed.
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Mar 26, 2017 09:30
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Mar 27, 2017 14:44
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the thought of anyone in the world agreeing with trump on, like anything, is almost as funny as the fact that he's president lmbo
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Mar 27, 2017 15:08
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thathonkey posted:lol that it warrants a news alert that our president will work over the weekend and he's probably not even working it's just that it's his first weekend of his presidency (lol trump is president) in which he's staying at the white house instead of his florida golf resort lmbo
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Mar 28, 2017 21:46
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Minnesota Mixup posted:My absolute favorite are the republicans who want to cut 50%+ of the federal government to create jobs. Yes making 2+ million people unemployed is definitely going to help the unemployment numbers! Fun fact: if you chant "the federal government is the biggest job creator in America" three times quickly enough, you can make any republican in the same room as you vanish into the ether. Downside is that doing this extends Dick Cheney's lifespan by five more years.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:15
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Lightning Lord posted:He was focused on politics because of that in the 80s, he had an insane plan to stop nuclear proliferation and went on about it to Reagan http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_spectator/2016/03/trump_s_nuclear_experience_advice_for_reagan_in_1987.html Always good to remember that Trump was as much an incoherent weirdo 30 years ago as he is now. I got about halfway through the article before stopping because oh my god i don't want to keep reading your insane ramblings about buying hotels in atlanta. what's funny is that a few paragraphs earlier the author was apparently really, really impressed at trump not gloating about some other new building also multiple trump sycophants harassing the author because his tie wasn't straight enough lol
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Mar 30, 2017 08:19
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Much as Trump being impeached or resigning would be a tremendous concentrated bigly one-time LOL, I really hope it doesn't happen because a Pence or Ryan presidency would be way way worse and infinitely less funny.
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Mar 31, 2017 08:53
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Lightning Lord posted:I dunno, it would probably destroy the internet redcap corps as we know it, cause the GOP a lot of damage, and he would still tweet. It wouldn't just be like Trump vanishes and everything else stays the same. trump's tweets aren't really funny in and of themselves, they're funny because of the context that they're coming from the president of the united states (lol). without that he's just another random fat old guy ranting incoherently. and the nice thing with trump is that he and his administration are so wildly incompetent and understaffed that they're virtually unable to push through any of the policies or legislation they want. someone like pence would cause way more damage than trump because he actually has the potential to implement some of his insane ideas
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Mar 31, 2017 09:33
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Lightning Lord posted:You think an empty suit like Pence would be able to reign in the absolute chaos that would result if Trump hosed off? The GOP would tear each other apart and he'd stand there going "Hey guys. Stop. C'mon." in his boring hayseed voice. While it's possible and I would love it if Trump's impeachment or resignation broke the back of the GOP, I also think that's basically the best possible scenario and rather hopeful thinking. I don't think the sort of torrential chaos you're imaging would be so likely. There would be a hell of a lot of controversy but I think that if Pence doesn't go down with Trump then the Republicans will have found themselves a new George W Bush with a dash of Gerald Ford: a president that's not especially competent or inspiring but serves as a presentable face for the new administration while the rest of the party implements their usual insane conservative policies in the background. If Pence does go down then you probably end up with Ryan and hoo boy that would suck plain and simple. But anyway, I definitely agree that it would be very interesting and funny however it would turn out. It's just that the two parties in America are crazy resilient (look at the fact that the democrats didn't go the way of the whigs despite freely giving the presidency, congress, and majority of governorships to freaking Trump and the GOP)
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Mar 31, 2017 10:40
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this isn't even the first time he's done this. another time he wanted to show some prop miners the oval office or something and nearly left without signing an order lmbo
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Apr 3, 2017 07:40
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Guys can we cool it with the military talk a little bit? It's really not lol worthy or made for this thread. i'm all for staying on topic, but to be fair the us military industrial complex is one of the most lol worthy things in history
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Apr 8, 2017 16:01
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lol jared kushner and ivanka are the actual rulers of america
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Apr 8, 2017 19:18
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there is a legitimate chance the president of the united states thinks this lol
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Apr 8, 2017 23:39
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Look China, I got a '95 ford taurus with your name on it you're just gonna love it, the best, and hey if you take care of this whole north korea situation i'll knock 50 bucks off!
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Apr 11, 2017 13:29
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FuturePastNow posted:we should get some good books written about it in 4-8 years "Will no one rid me of this turbulent chief strategist?" *Steve Bannon gets shot to pieces by a bunch of secret service agents*
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Apr 14, 2017 16:19
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100% every one of those people has a basement full of furniture fashioned from dismembered corpses lol
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Apr 15, 2017 01:21
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sexpot posted:Following the trail back to the people responsible for situations like these and then guillotining them needs to become a national trend if we're ever going to improve It might lack the white and blue but it'll certainly be very red. And it'll look a lot like freedom  
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Apr 15, 2017 03:43
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Captain Yossarian posted:I love the serious posters that cant understand the "nuance" that on one hand, I'm lolling at trump, but on the other, I don't like Isis I gotta admit, they were a decent injection of lols.
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Apr 15, 2017 16:55
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Has trump actually left the country at all since inauguration? I feel like crowds would just poo poo all over him wherever he went it feels like he's just sat around mar a lago the whole time golfing and eating burnt steak while occasionally taking a trip to DC to grab some white house meatloaf Gobblecoque fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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What I love most about this is that the wording indicates Kushner called the author just because he like the book's title, not because he actually read the book itself oh poo poo, could Kushner be borderline illiterate just like Trump? lol
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Apr 15, 2017 21:39
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Scary! posted:Isn't there a point where we get diminishing returns? I'd think advancing our power grid infrastructure, cyber security and alternative energy would add more to our national security than more tanks and jets. BAE, Boeing and Lockheed gotta get that green, I guess. The overwhelming majority of our military spending just goes towards lining pockets and make-work for engineers and factories and it shows because man we suck in any conflict where we can't just spend the enemy to death
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Apr 16, 2017 19:41
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Kiryen posted:You're right, military healthcare is poo poo. I've experienced it. That's what you get from socialized healthcare. it's happening again guys, the lols are coming from inside the thread
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Apr 16, 2017 21:56
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853771244579282944?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet Trump punctuating his tweets with BAD! is just uncommon enough that it's like a really special treat whenever it happens. a special treat that puts me on my rear end laughing
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Apr 17, 2017 06:47
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There's always so many little things that are funny with the way Trump dresses. I think my personal favorite is the way he never ever buttons his jackets because he's too fat to lmao
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Faith For Two posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/65x0ld/reddit_thinks_that_were_triggered_by_this_gif/ quote:I think it's cute. A president and family looking like real people. Strong and sharp First Lady there quote:Yep! 'Cute' was exactly my reaction. I think they're a lovely First Family, very down to earth.❤️🇺🇸 quote:I completely agree! It's not often we see the family together, but the few times we do see all of them together they are an adorable American family 👪🇺🇸 fuckin 
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