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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Lmbo

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 01:00

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:41

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

nigga crab pollock posted:

lol did they really poorly liquify tool steve banon to look fatter

yeah they are definitely blowing out that man's awesome V-taper. truly a disservice has been rendered

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 18:27

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

the imagination truly runs wild with a tweet like that

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 20:05

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Jose posted:

would a nuke hitting me directly gently caress up it exploding that would be pretty lol

nukes detonate in the air for max effect

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 20:33

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

cnut posted:

I heard, and have no reason to disbelieve, that Trump issues his executive orders without consulting a lawyer. Or anybody else with sense for that matter. LOL

We really should start thinking about a pool where we predict the day Congress starts the impeachment process. And that sucker will be fast-tracked. LOL.

these need to be put over a sweet picture to have a bit more emotional impact

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 22:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

thathonkey posted:

relapsed on mirrors again

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 03:41

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

VR Native American posted:

Use the for profit prison model on schools, duh.

Good idea, all poor private schools are trade schools

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 23:03

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Lol at the 45COMMITTEE commerical I just saw advertising to call your senators to push through the cabinet selections

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 23:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Languishing out loud

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 14:23

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

"Trump-Style Travel Ban" lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/829446266111287305

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 22:58

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Tumble posted:

I guess an aide has wrestled his phone away and swatted him with a rolled-up newspaper.

I hope he then zoidberg skuttled away :allears:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 14:49

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

proof of concept posted:

a good place to start might be setting up a bot to send him troll replies on twitter instantly when he tweets out his morning rage tweets but I bet there are a few dozen such bots racing to get that first reply in already

maybe if it spammed the same thing every time he'd maybe notice it

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 21:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Minimalist Program posted:

Lol irl

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Lime Tonics posted:

look at this,

Pregnant women's bodies are 'hosts', says US lawmaker

A US lawmaker has described pregnant women as "hosts" whose bodies do not belong to them.

Republican politician Justin Humphrey, from southeast Oklahoma, made the comments while discussing his bill requiring women seeking an abortion to first obtain the written informed consent of the father. The bill is scheduled for a hearing on Tuesday in a House committee.

"I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions," he said.

"I understand that they feel like that is their body," he said of women. "I feel like it is a separate – what I call them is you're a 'host'."

Humphrey said women need to be responsible after "pre-knowing" they are "inviting" a foetus into their bodies.

"When you enter into a relationship you're going to be that host and so if you pre-know that, then take all precautions and don't get pregnant," he said.

"So that's where I'm at. I'm like, hey, your body is your body and be responsible with it. But after you're irresponsible then don't claim, well, I can just go and do this with another body, when you're the host and you invited that in."

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/89399634/pregnant-womens-bodies-are-hosts-says-us-lawmaker?cid=facebook.post.89399634

these people run the country lol

The holy Spirit has returned!!!

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 02:59

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

F5ing the trumpening website in the morning has become an lol in itself, cause it used to be a few links at 5am now it's a virtual smorgasbord

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 18:16

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

just caught up, has anyone clocked these lols?

this has to be approaching a landspeed record

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:08

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Wow, I need my shades for that press conference

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:11

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

The Archaic posted:

jfc he's saying Bigly again

Twice

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Arrhythmia posted:

Make sure to delineate what happens if he resigns during the impeachment proceedings

Shake hands and hug one another

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 20:34

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

proof of concept posted:

I get your apprehension about the direction this country is heading but if you're a journalist then isn't this administration the career equivalent of striking oil in your back yard?

Yeah, a comedian's job is way harder now

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 20:37

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Hungry Bit posted:

'esss

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 22:35

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

thathonkey posted:

some poor bastard had to transcribe that whole press conference what a rambling mess lol

Official presidential record I hope.

Someone will recite one of these in the future :allears:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 22:46

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/832339164796420096/photo/1

check out that picture lol

Yes, make modern art great again

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 00:01

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I think the best we got is called, "riding the wave"

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 00:05

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

That is definitely a lot of spikes

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 03:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

he's ready to start franchising white houses

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 15:02

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

scrubs season six posted:

lol

cool roller

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:35

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Cthulu Carl posted:

The only time I have ever heard it pronounced "Are-Kansas" is when I say "Are-Kansas" and "Kan-saw" to see if it will catch on.

There's beer in Texarkana :clint:

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 05:23

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Alan Smithee posted:

we'll have a breakdance fundraiser to save MOW

I sure hope they get the 50,000 dollars they need like in the movies

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 21:04

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Fags of our fathers

# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 04:22

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

veiled boner fuel posted:

He's correct my father looked at a porn once and now I'm a gay satanist that does all the egregious sex crimes.

Same but gregarious

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 22:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I've been chortling again, good for the jowls

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 12:39

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

CNN nye coverage was a lady on a weed tour bus watching people do gasmask bong hits on the way to a painting party

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 17:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Just got an email, let's read shall we;

quote:

Friend,

Now that we are officially in 2018, President Trump has requested a list of all supporters who have renewed their 2018 Membership by MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

These are the patriots who are laying the early foundation for an even stronger second year of our historic presidency. These are the patriots who refuse to let the media define our movement.

And this is your chance to put your name up top, Friend.

Thank you for your pledge Patriot Lmbo

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 22:37

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Dual wielding eyes cocked like a pistol

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 22:23

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1067556682950012928?s=19

Goon project?

Already blocked.

???

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 02:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Merry poomass

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 20:34

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Ann-teeef-ah?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 23:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Don't they know it sounds similar to YMCA????

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 14:46

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:41

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

TheKingslayer posted:

Good lord is that Trudeau back there? Have his eyes always looked like that?

He got those eyes from Castro

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 23:11

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