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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Cat food will be a staple US food item soon.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Other country leaders have to just insult him on Twitter before a trade deal and Don will sperg out.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Toll roads everywhere lol.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
lol even americans can't even goto america

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Thanks to Trump we now know the US is scared shitless of 5 year olds.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

The potential for a pant making GBS threads screaming Downs shooter has now tripled.
Thanks Trump!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Looking forward to hearing that Flint's water supply will be the cleanest in the country by this time next year, even though they haven't done anything to fix it.
Thanks Trump lol.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
lol America u fuked

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
When Obama was in charge, they claimed real shootings were fake.
When Trump is in charge, they claim fake shootings are real.

lol America.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Waterboarding good, natural thing baaaaad.

lol Trump.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Just thinking, war films in 20-30 years from this era are going to be comedies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Look at the sneaky poo poo eating grin on Lady Liberty in the back.
She knows someone just got hosed.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
This time next year the US will be drinking intentionally poisoned water, dying in work place accidents in the hundreds, and your retirement plans will be diverted into Goldman Sach's legal ponzi scheme!

lol Trump.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Jose posted:

what country are you watching the lols from afar? i'm in england so i'm getting onto the ride soon enough lol

Ireland here.
We will have to build TWO walls, one to keep out the refugee yanks, and one for you british bastards.












wuv you really :bigtran:

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Feb 3, 2017

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Remember when that mine exploded killing dozens, and the management got away scot free?
And how the tax payer paid for it all then?

I lol thinking this is going to be a monthly thing in the US within two years.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Son of Rodney posted:

Trump specifically deregulated the financial sectors because he "has friends that couldn't get loans"

The president is stating for the record that he is repealling regulations because his friends will benefit from it

lol if you think there are people with worse financial credit than Trump.

HE IS THE ONE WHO CANT GET LOANS.

lol US going to be taking money for kids or the sick to give to Trump.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

lololoololololooo you and your family will be losing their savings and pensions soon.

Enjoy eating cat food America.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
"Yes Mr Average Joe, may I recommend you invest your pension in our high dividend definite 10000% guaranteed money back Beany Baby fund......and its gone."

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Pajser posted:

are you guys still gonna shitpost while on the front lines?

I have over 23000 achievement points in World of Warcraft.
I think I will be flying the drones rather being beheaded like the rest of you.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Wonder if Trump personally vetted all these to make sure they weren't born in Kenya.

Blacks are welcome in the White House for one month a year.
Blacks were not welcome in any Trump House, ever, for the last 4 or so decades.
And in Trump Casino's they had to HIDE when Trump was about.

And he LOVES Mexicans too.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Lol Trump has put his penis into Ivanka in the White House.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
lol if all negative polls are fake, Hillary won.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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well why not posted:

When are america gonna impeach Trump? I'm wagering early 2018.

America is too dumb to impeach him.
Trump would have to be caught making GBS threads on the flag while giving Putin a hummer on camera and signing an EO declaring the US as under control by the Kremlin.
And even then most of the idiots would still call it a 14th dimensional chess move and wait as all the minorities and muslims will be soon deported just you see.

You have him for the next 4+ years, and its going to be hilarious.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Proof that Americans are dumb #1433234
- They need to be told how to be nice to others in Superbowl ads.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Sintax posted:

The president of the United States is incapable of reading at an adult level and is exclusively informed by the TV

Like most Americans, your point being?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Gobblecoque posted:

"Your kids love McDonald's right? Well why not help them get a head start in life by working there instead of attending boring old elementary school! :)"

McDonalds is going to be a loving degree only job.

Every spelling bee competition will have winners spelling 5 length words, and seeing it's always some asian indian kid wins, they will be death threated out of the county for being smarter.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

thathonkey posted:

Opinion: do we really need "so-called" judges?

Only for white sports team university students.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

thathonkey posted:

Opinion: Do we really need the US constitution?

Only when you want to deny something due to your faith.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
Trump is going to make it treason if you don't buy Ivanka's third world made poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

To be honest, the US can't get much dumber than it is now.
All will happen is that your kids will not be able to read or count over 10.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
You guys voted in a totally corrupt guy to prevent a woman who might be a little 'bit' corrupt.

lololololololololoooooooolololol

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Tumble posted:

actually it's Obama's fault for humiliating Trump at the press dinner and then again on a Late Night show. Trump probably would have wandered off to try and block nesting birds from his golf course and towers or some poo poo if Obama hadn't roasted him in front of everybody.

I bet that was the moment where Trump figured he could buy and lie his way to a presidency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4&t=175s

This is it right here - this is the moment that proves that time travel is never going to happen in our lifetime because nobody Terminator-warped in and told Obama "Don't do it, this starts a timeline where Trump wins the presidency."

Seth Meyers certainly didn't help either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Km4R377s4M&t=105s

You can see Trump visibly be totally unable to take a joke. He's in revenge mode.

April 27th is this years one.

Its going to be loving amazing.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Jose posted:

thats new executive order has minimum mandatory sentences and makes resisting arrest a hate crime people are super hosed

lol, lot more black people not going to be able to vote next time.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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unpacked robinhood posted:

When can I apply for american citizenship ?
I don't plan on coming ever of course but I wouldnt mind paying like :10bux: for a funny passport, maybe a Ford one but not a walmart.

Why would you want to.
They are so greedy they charge you tax for living outside of the country.
So you have to pay the US for just existing, not using their services at all.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

thathonkey posted:

ive started reading

Three words Americans born from a few years from now will never get to say.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

fat bossy gerbil posted:

Why does everyone get so loving upset about firing squad executions? gently caress the death penalty and all that it should be abolished but if you're going to execute people do it as quickly, painlessly and cheaply as possible and firing squad meats all of those criteria. It's better than all the botched lethal injections we currently have.

No loving way the Firing Squad is painless and there is no way to guarantee and instant pain free death from firing squad.
And firing squads aim for the heart don't they? You don't instantly die from your heart stopping, so you would need to aim for the brain.
And holy gently caress watch the Budd Dwyer or anyone else swallowing a bullet to the head and come back and tell me they instantly died.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

3 A.M. Radio posted:

My only hope for the Trump presidency is that it leads to gladiator battles being brought back. Televised death battles between prisoners is something I'd pay top dollar for.

Rascal Jousts.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
lol the next 10 American Presidents could openly rape dogs on the oval office table, and no one will give a poo poo as they aren't Donald Trump!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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XMNN posted:

this is actually just frightening

not lol

No, its lol.
Proof Americans are dumber than we thought last week.

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