MiracleFlare posted:

That six-tweet meltdown made me lol hard enough to feel energized to do morning errands, thanks

Drunk & Ugly posted:

google has a keen eye, it took me a few seconds to see that pissing himself was the funniest part

Jukebox Hero posted:

He
Won
Like
poo poo

Why is nobody just constantly pointing out he won by less than either of our previous presidents so he can't parrot that poo poo all day

I get that they're still trying to be big and winning but god drat it he literally just lost less than hillary because republicans are trained like dogs to vote for the big white man who reminds them of their father's penis and has an (r) next to his name

And Hillary lost hard and sucks etc etc we can skip that part yes we all know her campaign was poo poo.

My point is purely "is he consciously lying about those numbers or is he honestly insane" and yes I know he's crazy but in this specific instance

Looked at all those words I typed, thought about how I never would have posted that without trump, and had a sensible lol because I'm on a diet.

Lime Tonics posted:

lol, trump is the leak.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

https://twitter.com/stevekopack/status/838840835445833728

Still lollin over her about BenLolzi.

The Archaic posted:

Jesus loving christ. Does nobody brief the President on how to behave in these situations? Look solemn, wait until they exit the room at the back door and follow them out. They'll be waiting to greet you at the back of the door on your way to your car. That's when you can shake hands and say hi.

Edit: Also I just now noticed the black dude totally snubbing him. Great stuff.

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/840618487282311170

Lol get hosed rex

thathonkey posted:

donald rump

Mr.Tophat posted:

Surely Tom Clancy wrote a novel about America hitting the debt ceiling so we know what to expect and what foreign enemy a crack team is going to fight to save the day?

Professor SJW posted:

i like that sign

quote:

As for the other problems in his life, he has put his hopes in Trump, who came to West Virginia saying he would bring back coal and put miners back to work. When Trump mentioned repealing Obamacare, Clyde wasn’t sure what that might mean for his Medicaid. But if he had a job that provided health insurance, he reasoned, he wouldn’t need Medicaid anyway, so he voted for Trump, along with 74 percent of McDowell Count

Lime Tonics posted:

At the State Department, the normally pulsating hub of executive offices is hushed and virtually empty. At the Pentagon, military missions in some of the world’s most troubled places are being run by a defense secretary who has none of his top team in place. And at departments like Treasury, Commerce and Health and Human Services, many senior posts remain vacant even as the agencies have been handed enormous tasks like remaking the nation’s health insurance system.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/12/us/politics/trump-administration.html?_r=0

Emptiness is the theme of this presidency. lol

Groovelord Neato posted:

that's the guy that got owned by pepper spray friendly fire.

Flesh Forge posted:

hahaha meanwhile Trump's weekend vacations in Florida cost about 3 million taxpayer dollars a pop

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Lol that Trump whined all the time about Obama's "taxpayer funded vacations" and is on pace to spend more vacationing this year than Obama did in eight

proof of concept posted:

They have the power to raise the price of our gasoline by $5/gallon any time they want

They have the power to start trading for oil in another currency line the euro and everyone else would follow suit

These are not small matters

Homestar Runner posted:

some jolly folks over at Wesleyan Media, who just to share the joy of lols to us all (god bless 'em), decided to do an analysis on policy discussion in advertisements run by the respective Trump / Clinton campaigns


their findings: more lols for the lol god




^ the white bar refers to actual policy discussion, whilst the dark grey bar refers to mindless personal attacks / smearjobs









which reminds me of this ol' chestnut


lol

Play posted:

No they don't. They've been trying to get OPEC to cut back production and get the prices raised but prices are actually going down. Any cutback by OPEC, assuming they can actually convince these cash-strapped countries to go along, is quickly offset by more North American shale deposit mining.

The idea that they have that power is a relic from the 70s 80s and 90s. They can barely control the production of their own members much less actually cut back enough to nudge global prices.

Fasdar posted:

LOL loving everything is. I paid 250 dollars for 3 lovely lunches during a hospital stay. Every service is charged line by line and the individual prices are always eye poppingly insane. Like, "where was the gold leaf on that tongue depressor" kind of insane.

This is why I LOL from the guts.

Alan Smithee posted:

lol Keith Richards threatened to pull a knife on Trump back in the day what is this loving reality lmbo

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/03/keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-on-donald-trump/

Blue Train posted:

So sad

Knight posted:

Just because I'm lazy, Fox news has their own poll comparisons to Obama and W. Bush here: http://www.foxnews.com/official-polls/index.html

Trump (March 14, 2017)
Approve: 43%
Disapprove: 51%
DK: 6%

Obama (March 31, 2009)
Approve: 58%
Disapprove: 32%
DK: 9%

W. Bush (March 29, 2001)
Approve: 57%
Disapprove: 24%
DK: 19%

Son of Rodney posted:

The GOP trying to use him to pass all their retarded policies while slowly realizing that he's uncontrollable is one of the best things about this.

Trump is a real-life King Kong, possessing the same general build, mental capacities and subtlety of the original, and we're all just waiting to see what retarded giant sky scraper scandal he's going to go down on.

Like for real if king kong could talk “Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.” is 100% a thing that he'd say.

Lmfao.

Tumble posted:

I mean I still root for the 49ers but I acknowledge that they're a broken team from the coaches to the owners.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Yes! Yes!

Alan Smithee posted:

Viruswithshoes posted:

Oh my god the lols would be incredible. I'm not much of a praying man but I can't help feel like this whole presidency is a gift from above

KrolleBolle posted:

Guys, I'm sorry about bringing this dumb cartoon up again, but a few things were bothering me, so I took it down to the lab and ran a few tests.

As I suspected, there were several issues with the trump character.

The "sexual fantasy" slider was set at 260%, which is ridiculous. values over 100% have no effect, and I had to enter windowed mode so I could move the program left, in order to get access to the slider, which protruded about 3 inches out of the interface. I set it at 0%.

Other values that had to be corrected were:

Age:.....................................set to 70.
Physical activity:.................set to 0%
Diet:.....................................set to [fast food, meatloaf, incinerated steaks, catsup]

After adjusting these values, the computer generated this new image.



lol

Drunk & Ugly posted:

smaller? fake news! Sad!

Thirsty Girl posted:

president trump, in a prescient display of metaphor, climbs into the cab of a powerful vehicle and pretends to drive it around while making a funny face

GET MY BELT SON posted:

the thought of that funny face makes me lol over and over

Play posted:

Post some of them then. WE will be the judge on whether they are funny or not

proof of concept posted:

Pro click

Play posted:

I'd seen the Holland one before, but this one is pretty good, maybe better. What confuses me is the similarity between the two. Were they produced by totally different teams but meant to be in the same style? Or is it one group making them all?

Either way thanks for posting

cnut posted:

Incoming lol

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/846043139982802944
https://twitter.com/potus/status/845781411940454400

Moridin920 posted:

how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator???