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Today was like the big build up to the first kill in a Final Destination movie, where you're on the edge of your seat because they're teasing something gross, but when it finally happens the special effects are cheesy and the acting is bad so you breathe a big sigh of relief knowing it's just a comedy and nothing scary is going to happen. Time to let loose and enjoy the rest of the administration.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:21
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Hmm I always assumed the "great" america Trump wants to return to slightly predates Lincoln.
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Mar 25, 2017 19:50
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The best part of this is the other half of the story: Easy D got his rear end handed to him by a woman from Germany. Oh that's why he was frauning
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Mar 26, 2017 20:17
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:My snap British reaction to this is wondering whether this yank oval office is taking the piss. Maybe, but the dossier's unsubstantiated.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:36
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sout posted:In place of a father figure there is only a Barron wasteland Whaoh - flash of inspiration: What if his name is a National Treasure-style clue planted by Melania that Trump couldn't have sired him.
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Mar 27, 2017 17:42
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Moridin920 posted:how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator??? Unfortunately there's no story - it's based on a line from this Vanity Fair column: http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/graydon-carter-trump-presidency-is-already-a-joke But it's a good read, and confirms that newspapers are in a moonshot space race to take down Trump. Edit: Oh poo poo! Check out the photoshops on that page! lol Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:17
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King of Bees posted:Lol You missed a lol: They requested 999 million. That's how a grand master persuader convinces you to splurge.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:58
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Government Accountability Office agrees to investigate Mar-A-Lago trips: https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-government-watchdog-review-mar-lago-trips-trump-233104985.html
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Mar 28, 2017 17:02
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oh boy https://www.gofundme.com/BuyCongressData
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Mar 29, 2017 23:07
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NotWearingPants posted:Yeah, I don't think it works like that. Why would Comcast/Verizon/whoever risk pissing off the people they are spending millions of dollars to lobby? That all happened in the real timeline, though - not in the loliverse we split off into.
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Mar 30, 2017 00:07
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Hopefully Trump's guilty and they sentence him to 8 years in the White House.
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Mar 31, 2017 02:51
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Katana Gomai posted:he said, daughterfuckingishly Goddamn that's a lol
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Apr 1, 2017 23:45
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Jose posted:here's a brexit lol Imperial units are objectively better. No measurement in units of millimeters makes your dick sound big. Even worse, the bigger your dick is - when measured in millimeters - the smaller it sounds. whereas inches let you rate your dick on a scale of 1-10.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:29
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Hopefully Trump's still alive when they put Obama on the dollar bill. They should award Obama another Nobel Peace Prize just to troll him.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:27
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Drunk & Ugly posted:poo poo, that jut made me realize who he reminded me of 
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Apr 8, 2017 19:55
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Cthulu Carl posted:
lol if you don't think the president palms handfuls of general tso's chicken in his maw like a Kodiak bear in spawning season.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:37
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turn off the TV posted:So he's going to go golfing on the weekend that everyone thinks that North Korea is gonna blow up a nuke after saber rattling for weeks about it. He's going to be so far from the bunker when the nuke hits.
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Apr 14, 2017 15:41
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Cthulu Carl posted:He tried to get beef and broccoli, hold the broccoli, beef well done and got laughed out of Panda Express. lol @ Panda Express, the most Donald Trump place to buy Chinese food. Do they sell a family bucket?
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Apr 14, 2017 15:53
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Please PLEASE put Trump in the gilded princess carriage like a pretty princess.
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Apr 15, 2017 15:50
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Give him a powdered wig and greet him at the door of Buckingham Palace with dancing ponies and a speech by the Lollipop Guild do I have to think of everything?
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Apr 15, 2017 15:54
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Hey wait ... *googles* And their proportioned exactly the same as the fictional Lollipop Guild.
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Apr 15, 2017 21:48
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It's like the cast of a slobs vs. snobs comedy got into the Fly transporter together.
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Apr 17, 2017 20:34
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bag em and tag em posted:Hahaha How bad would it be for South Korea if North Korea detonated a nuclear missile on the launchpad?
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Apr 17, 2017 22:22
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Viruswithshoes posted:
*wears power tie to a meeting with the Easter Bunny
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Apr 18, 2017 01:43
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Snatch Duster posted:Lol Trump is president loving lol I bet the Auschwitz gas chambers had nothing on an elevator ride with Trump.
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Apr 22, 2017 13:41
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DustyNuts posted:I was visiting the Newseum this morning, They took all the news, and put it in a news museum. and charged DustyNuts, a buck & a half just to see em Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got til it's gone?
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Apr 26, 2017 00:45
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El Chapo had 4x the net worth of Trump.
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Apr 26, 2017 00:51
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SpiritOfSanDimas posted:He got 30% of the latino vote We have an Iraqi dude at work. Real salt of the earth, but big Trump supporter. It makes sense though. You emigrate to get away from people.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:24
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It's not what you think. It's German for "The Trumps," Seriously, though, the bottom part is a play on the German title of Married with Children, comparing the Trumps to the Bundys.
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Apr 28, 2017 00:45
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bag em and tag em posted:he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great Somebody start an Elizabeth Warren appreciation thread.
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Apr 28, 2017 00:46
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Mammal Sauce posted:Just curious, before Obama, were there actually larger schools with taco bells in them or goons just being goons? I'm at the middle school. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination middle school and Taco Bell.
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Apr 29, 2017 01:34
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"I truly believe that the first 100 days of my Administration has been just about the most successful in our country's history," Trump says in his weekly address, released Friday, a day ahead of the milestone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7oOmkXYznU
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Apr 29, 2017 14:38
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Scary! posted:I love it when kiryen Kramers into the thread and (tries) to rile people up I don't think he's trolling. He has coal in his avatar.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-rodrigo-duterte-american-idiots-three-out-of-five-united-states-us-a7492941.html “The problem with these white people,” Mr Duterte told an audience in mixed English and Tagalog on Thursday, “these American blockheads, is that for every five Americans, three out of five are idiots, and only two are in their right minds". “You Americans should just shut up,” https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/30/us/politics/trump-duterte.html “By essentially endorsing Duterte’s murderous war on drugs, Trump is now morally complicit in future killings,” said John Sifton, the Asia director of Human Rights Watch. “Although the traits of his personality likely make it impossible, Trump should be ashamed of himself.”
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May 1, 2017 00:12
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Look at this little kid Sean Spicer's reading to. How did I miss him?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekj2S2UGTRY&t=35s
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May 1, 2017 21:21
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Trump: *Signs EO "Two new slaves for every one emancipated" 9th Circuit Court: No, dummy. *Slavery abolished The South: We love you Trump! *Civil War averted
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May 2, 2017 14:03
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It would be so easy for reporters to troll Trump for sound bites. "People have criticized John Wilkes Booth lately for standing up for what he believed in..." "What do you think of General William T. Sherman's contribution to the south?"
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Cthulu Carl posted:Trump sits in the Oval Office, watching the clock ticking away the last fleeting minutes of his presidency. Before him on the Resolute Desk sits a stack of pardons to be signed by him. He checks the clock. There's still time yet. Time enough to Be President.
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