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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Another instance of FAKE NEWS, in Trump's america... *shoots self*

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

I Am A Robot posted:

If you were born 1980 or after you're a millennial.
I'm past 30 and a millennial at the same time.

gently caress. That's an awful combination.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Hey wait i thought this was a Generation Y jerk site. Tricked again...

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I won't kill myself though. That would be far too accommodating.

No, I will live ... and grow older and post on Something Awful about my little adventures. You'll never know from where until I do it. I'll even post from Golden Corral. And sometimes I'll be around the younger generations who get all their news from YouTube stars. And then I'll fart ... and stink up the place!!!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i like to post on the internet and eat expired hot dogs

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

you know youve made it when they need 2 retarded meaningless words to describe your site to masturbating builders. :smugdog:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wikkheiser posted:

I'm past 30 and a millennial at the same time.

gently caress. That's an awful combination.

"Millennial" is just a word Olds use to explain that they don't understand people younger than them

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Posting while at work, here, on the millennial slack site.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I dont think past 30 should count as millenial cuz gently caress this snapchat bullshit

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I snap my little cousins, until I got a new phone and forgot my password

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
to "slack" something is to disparage it, in neo-speak. we are a "millennial slack site" because we complain about millennials a lot

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



wow that is a lot of slack

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Hey wait i thought this was a Generation Y jerk site. Tricked again...

No - well, I mean yes, it was - but then they ran out of stock.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Kinda makes us sound like a church of the subgenius forum. Maybe lowtax was "Bob" Dobbs all along

First thing to came to mind after reading "slack"

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Too bad the butt thread is gone they could have labeled it a softcore porn site with a huge forum for some reason.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I mean, yeah, I'm slacking a little bit when I get to shitposting here. I'm also reading your lovely and informative posts while I poop or when I want to relax and not waste brain cells on a video game. Largely this site has become more than just a forums but a culture and community.

What the hell was I getting at...
Oh yah
Cuck cuck Goku I'm gay hth

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm technically a millennial and slacking ATM

mission accomplished Lowtax

Twitter
Feb 16, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/VivaLaIrie/status/430861756773060608

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
op how does it feel to be the founding father of a good chunk of internet culture?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Let's see:

1. I'm a Millennial
2. I'm at work
3. I'm on Something Awful

Checks out

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm a millennial but I never slack on this site. I put 100% effort into every single one of my posts

:smith:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

CharlestonJew posted:

I'm a millennial but I never slack on this site. I put 100% effort into every single one of my posts

:smith:

geez really?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

CharlestonJew posted:

I'm a millennial but I never slack on this site. I put 100% effort into every single one of my posts

:smith:

Yeah that is pretty :smith:, so much effort, but so little quality.

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





I don't think the writer of the article can call others Millenials.

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
Generation definitions and this one in particular are kind of dumb. The change in technology in the childhood years is the biggest difference the younger people have had and there's a huge difference between kids who came into elementary school and had an Apple II like older "millennials" and those who came into elementary school and had a windows 95+ computer hooked up to THE WORLD WIDE WEB like younger "millennials"

and those who came into elementary school kids, like "SA Mods"

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Please I'm tryin' to slack off here..!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I used to log into SA at my second job as soon as I walked in and would spend anywhere between 30-80% of my time reading threads. I'm 41, had the same primary job for 16 years and not on Obamacare so I think I'm gen x, but boy do I like to slack off.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

lordy lordy look who's 40

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Millennials ruined the internet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I have abandoned my millennial brethren on Facebook and am on here way more

Social Media was a mistake

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice
I tried to "upvote" this thread to "send it to the front page" but there are 3 extra buttons? :confused:

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Monkey Fracas posted:

I have abandoned my millennial brethren on Facebook and am on here way more

Facebook is the domain of our parents and struggling local comedians now. Real millennials trade nudes on snapchat or something

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Applewhite posted:

I'm the two chuckleheads who made a documentary about Slenderman but didn't interview Lowtax or spend any time on Somethingawful.

seriously? I read a lot of paranormal poo poo and when they talk about slenderman even the shittiest thing will always reference SA

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

That Robot posted:

op how does it feel to be the founding father of a good chunk of internet culture?
Considering a majority of these chunks are turds like Slenderman and 4chan, I'd be okay with flushing it.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
loltax got owned by an intern just lmao

what's funny though is that this forum will never be dead (but will still be gay). It's just the unhinged, retarded brother of facebook, another service that'll never go away. Like literally lowtax could just use facebook's aesthetic format, keep the paywall but slap some hentai ads on it and we're golden for the next decade and a half.

firebeats
May 8, 2016
i thought marble hornets was p good

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I think they actually meant "Willennial black site"

#will2k #MiB #wikiwikiwild

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jan 24, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


SomethingAwful.com: dead and gay and millenial(tm)since 1999 2001 2006 2012 2017 for sure.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lowtax look at this as a rebranding opportunity and to hire me as your personal website auteur for the new look we are going for.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol i remember when millennial was just 90s and on and now all the people in their 30s are going "yeah ME TOO" like they grew up in the same dotcom/grunge era

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