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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

My American roommate asked me to turn off an episode of king of the hill after trump won. Said it reminded him too much of actual suburban Texans.

I just watched the softball episode with the ace of diamonds. Hank is such a jackass in that episode. He should've kicked his own rear end.

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Hank is related to ZZ Top? What the gently caress?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the ZZ Top one is the stupidest episode and the only one I refuse ever to watch again

It's pretty brutal. Up there with the ace of diamonds one, which is hank being a jackass and shaking a guy down for 10k.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What the hell is this cotton dies episode?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Minh is actually okay when she joins the gun club. I really liked that episode.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

That was actually a pretty good conversion of the koth theme to family guy. I don't think it really fits as a funny scene for a show, but I liked it.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

FinalGamer posted:

The only thing I know about Trace Adkins was that he had a fight with a Trace Adkins impersonator on a cruise ship. Mental.

drat that's a shame. My mom's a HUGE fan and she was actually the one to kinda pull me back into the show after like an eight-year hiatus or something. Somehow we got the DVDs of it and Boomhauer frantically trying to call 911 when the Mega-Lo Mart burned down was the funniest poo poo and cemented him as my favourite character. :)

https://youtu.be/ephTpUsYPxY

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Are youtube poops a genre that only exist for king of the hill? I've never seen them in relation to anything else.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

We will miss ein cooler typ's deep knowledge of king of the hill.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's crazy that the Clark Peters buzzed sides and longer hair on top with a ponytail look became cool in the 2010's when it was supposed to be the lowest of the low Texan trash style when the character was introduced. Fashion is cyclical.
Maybe it's everyone who watched king of the hill when they were young growing up and wanting to emulate their childhood hero

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Nooner posted:

*in megalomart break room*
"hey Buckley"

"I'm on my break"

Dang ol' megalomart on fire, man

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

She's into awoke dudes in general, given her relationship with john redcorn

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Wasn't Daria part of Beavis and butthead? Maybe she'll make an appearance

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


The double "t" in fitty really sells this. Where can I get one?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The White Dragon posted:

you got to BE the ork, ma. they don't care about grammar. the sooner you come around to that the sooner luck will get on your side.

be that as it may, THOSE orks just never had substitute teacher of the year helping them learn it.

Vamos mi orkoz! Muerte los marinos de espacio!

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

"Gribble's Dead-Tribble"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Rusty shackleford owns

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I got this card at mega-lo mart
Because you are mega high in my heart.

By Buckley.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

redreader posted:

I've watched a season or two of King of the Hill. Can someone explain boomhauer, if that's his name. The guy who talks too softly or unintelligibly to understand. Is he a normal representation of a certain type of Texan or something? I'm sure he's not, but... I don't get it?

I had a professor who came from Tennessee and said he knew loads of people who spoke just like that.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I did like when cotton yells at Peggy enough to get up the hill and dance on his grave.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/chrisgayomali/status/1245738538412408833?s=08

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

PinheadSlim posted:

Also the way she constantly resents and tries to control Cerie. Not to mention when she not only slut-shames a fellow comedian, but ends up getting so hung up on it that she ruins the poor womans life.

The entire show is framed as if Liz is the only sane one, and that anyone who doesn't actively avoid sex like she does is an idiot. I still like the show, maybe for the nostalgia, but it's definitely uncomfortable at times.

I definitely didn't see liz as the sane one at all.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Extra Large Marge posted:

I love watching The Masters every year just because the grass is so beautiful. Not this year though : (

I like golf and found this article about that masters and augusta wild: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/06/24/inside-the-cultish-dreamworld-of-augusta-national

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Extra Large Marge posted:

This was a good article.



They're both golfing crosshanded.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016



And just after, "I'm so depressed I can't even blink"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

"Mrs hill, isn't roe vs wade..."
"Yeah I know dear, but you have to pick your battles"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I'm watching hank's dirty laundry and when hank goes to watch the porno movies and he's closing all the blinds he turns a family photo down as well. It's got hank, peggy, bobby and a headshot of luanne taped to it.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The firemen episode is great. I forgot that boomhauer tries to call dale out for starting the fire but the guy just doesn't understand him and ignores it.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Hank definitely sets a guy up to get raped by a dolphin and that's not okay.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Who cares if it's arlenian or arlenite

hank runs a 5.9 40. Even decades ago that was a weak time wasn't it?

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jun 9, 2020

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The zapruder level of analysis that Hank does on bush's handshake will never not make laugh.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

"I came to apologize. And make out with tongues"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/Chronoexpert39/status/1277785692240859136?s=09

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

It's weird because Quebec is the butane of canada

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

"l'osti de megalomart à pris feu mec"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Stalin-Chan posted:

i think the best peggy episodes are where she thinks shes really clever and good and shes really just an idiot

Isn't that every Peggy episode except boggle?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I would've liked to have heard boomhauer play the accordion

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I'm sure he was paid pretty well for it, but chuck mangione seems like a good sport about being on the show. Him hiding out in the megalomart is so ridiculous, but he sounds like he's having fun with it.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Goddamn peggy secretly drugging hank is sooooooooo bad

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?

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