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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006



Some see the error of their ways

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I wonder how well her 401k did from 2009-2016.

The market was just realizing how terrible of a job Obama was doing and predicting a GOP successor. It's very prescient, you see.

Also Ben Bernake fake money (((QE 3))) jews jews jews JEWS JEWS

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Hodgepodge posted:

Lest we forget the many, many posters on our beloved forums who constantly shittalked Hillary and still treat Trump's win as a victory.

It's weird how much this sentiment varies even on cspam depending on what thread you're in

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mr. Belding posted:

Many more said and were repeatedly probated or harassed in D&D for "Hillary is struggling, I'm worried."

Oh lord not a 6er

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mr. Belding posted:

Donald Trump needed to happen. I say this as a brocialist who voted for Hillary. The absolute wrecking of the democrats that is happening now is much needed chemotherapy that will hopefully destroy the cancer of centrist clintonism and obsessive idpol. And if it doesn't work then we all die.

How did a cracker barrel restaurant learn to use SA

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Really the Roman destruction of Jerusalem is needed for people to understand that the People's Front of Judea is the light

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


What kind of person votes for Trump thinking he'll implement single payer

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

I appreciate these posts that have apparently wormholed from a d&d thread circa March 2016

Well you may as well read them now since you mysteriously disappeared from posting for 9 months

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

pfizerman posted:

https://twitter.com/SuperJinkyDuper/status/840639805943881728

I check the phrase "i voted for" and "we voted for" interactions with ol Donny J fairly frequently, and to be honest it's more republicans mad that Trumpcare doesn't go far enough to eliminate equitibility from medical care, rather than suddenly realising that even a shift to variable rates will gently caress them in the rear end

How is your country filled with such dullards it's shocking. Only the UK is staffed with more morons per capita

"I need to come up with a clever tweeter name. I got it, SuperJinky Duper!"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

VitalSigns posted:

She voted for Trump. Now she fears losing the Obamacare plan that saved her life


That was literally his signature campaign promise, gently caress!


"I'm voting for Trump because he tells it like it is, but also because his campaign is all bluster and he'll govern like he runs his businesses"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I hope he dies before he has a chance to cast an absentee ballot in 2020.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


How did she not die from forgetting to breath while explaining her story

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Brown Menace posted:

"We did it, we destroyed all the boomers!"

Trump: "No, there's one more left."

*Trump gives thumbs up as he is submerged in a vat of boiling piss*

I prefer the Babylon 5 version where the Vorlons still come to kill us all

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


He's voting Trump in 2020 because Hannity will tell him the future of America is at stake.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

Liberals, 2016: "If we deport every illegal it would be an economic catastrophe that would ruin you, personally, and millions others. The only realistic option is to make them legal"
Trumpers, 2016: "NO THEY'VE GOTTA GO ILLEGALS STEALIN ARE JOBS STEALIN ARE TAXDOLLARS"

Trumpers, 2017: "oh god I'm going to be ruined and the shitass Governor and his party have already destroyed my safety nets nooooo plz feel sorry for me libs!!!"

This is basically holodomor but replace liberals with Stalin, trumpers with kulaks, and illegals with modern farming equipment.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mycroft Holmes posted:

are you blaming the Ukrainians for the holodomor?

Who else are you gonna blame, the guy offering the way to avoid that exact situation?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Fun fact if you check souther West Virginia/eastern Kentucky from space via Google Earth, you can see white spots of deleted mountains marking the entire landscape, like disgusting pimples on the face of America. And filled with the same type of pus.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Tingfinder posted:

I remember watching this docu that juxtaposed an actual vigilante group in Mexico, that was literally fighting for their lives against cartels that was killing and decapitating them, with crazy rightwing border-vigilantes from US that just run around catching refugees. It was insane to see.

Don't remember the name, but it was on Netflix.

There was an incident a few weeks back where two groups of ranchers swore they were under fire from those drat mexican drug peoples.

Turns out the dumb cousinfucking hicks were shooting at each other.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


For some reason that makes me kinda sad. My wife would be terribly distraught if I died, even if I'm an awful person

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Cobweb Heart posted:

I won't tell you not to feel bad that a person died, but this guy sneered at the very thought of not suffering and dying. No sugar-coating, just straight up: HAW HAW DEATH APPROACHES! EAT poo poo MILLENIAlS! (Suffers great grief in privacy of hospital) My Dumb Hubby is dead on Twitter.

yeah good point

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GameCube posted:

its extremely good that this guy is dead, and i hope The Private Woman realizes that soon and cheers up

She probably voted Trump, too.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday


I wonder how much money ICE spent flying him around to different jurisdictions just to stick it to him.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pick posted:

o-o-o-oh oh my god don't i praaaay

i praaay all the tiiiiime

MYAAH

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


:same:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

TWIST FIST posted:

every rural that dies makes the rest stronger like the jet li movie the one and when theres only one left he or she will have super powers and will be able to destroy buildings with a single vote

I see you're familiar with Wyoming

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Samovar posted:

I mean honestly - what were they thinking? Did they not see the campaign? At all?

CLINTON BAD

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


TORMP WORSE

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Brietbart was doing much better when it could just rail against the evils of Barack Hussein Obama

Six months ago, Breitbart was riding the wave of the election, plotting an international expansion to provide a platform to spread far-right, populist views in Europe. But today, Breitbart is facing traffic declines, advertiser blacklists, campaigns for marketers to steer clear and even a petition within Amazon for it to stop providing ad services.

There were just 26 brands appearing on Breitbart in May, down from a high of 242 in March, according to MediaRadar, which tracks ads on websites. Many conservative sites, including Townhall, The Blaze and National Review, have also had declines, although those declines are much less pronounced than Breitbart, according to MediaRadar.

:byewhore:

Their traffic was blatantly inflated by bots and now advertisers are pulling out because their temporary contract expired. Check their historical alexa rank.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


oh don't worry they will

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Gringostar posted:

so i can find it later, but this is how i feel about trump voters

http://i.imgur.com/bYKrLMj.gifv

I PMd that to baloogan once when he probated me for making fun of white people dying

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Man Baloogan did even more stupid poo poo than I was aware of.

His two top probation reasons were 1. Making fun of white people and 2. Making fun of anime

With all my shitposting the longest break I got was saying anime was bad.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

octobernight posted:

Suck it Coal Country. No jobs but coal jobs! The only jobs that will be available to Trump voters is one that will no longer be unionized, regulated by health, safety, and environmental regulations, and will be dying. Trump!

owns hard

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

ICE arrests in metro Detroit terrify Iraqi Christians

Outside an ICE office in Detroit on Sunday, dozens of nervous people congregated. CNN affiliate WDIV interviewed two people whose husbands were detained. "I voted for Trump thinking he would protect ethnic minorities," Shantal Hanna said. "Now it's blowing up in my face."

:lol:

Editor's note: Shantal Hanna was rushed to a local hospital directly after this quote as she forgot to breath again

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Mitergators remain the best political cartoon metaphor

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ignore

Zerg Mans has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Jun 19, 2017

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gently caress this is the wrong thread I'm tired

Zerg Mans has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Jun 19, 2017

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


LOVE

DON'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT YOUUUUU

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

the bitcoin of weed posted:

bret stephens is probably going to be fine but I felt this fit the spirit of this thread

https://twitter.com/BretStephensNYT/status/890334259730370562

Katy-Tur-Presidential.mkv

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

gently caress off bruce

pls don't transphobically deadname

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