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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

"there won't be elections ever again" should earn you a probe in here nowadays

yeah its patently untrue that voting rights for white people will be suspended

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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now that's a real fuckin confusing one

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey maybe this trump guy isnt so bad after all

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i exploited my dead sons image, and i'm not even going to get a payday???????????? is there no justice in this world!?!?!?!?!?!?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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a trump never pays his debts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i can confirm that you can do both

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Carfentanil was developed as an elephant tranquilizer, and it's so toxic that people are afraid it could be used as a chemical weapon. Yet it's still Schedule II and marijuana is Schedule I lmao

its pretty cool that the schedule system, which was specifically designed to enforce white supremacy and suppress the left by arbitrarily valuing drugs as more or less criminal, is having the unintended consequence of killing thousands of white people

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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VitalSigns posted:

I feel like this link from the UK thread deserves an honorable mention


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I'm as sure of this as I am of everything on the internet.
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then they all stood up and said "bernie would have won"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

and ford will move the next plant to mexico in response

mexico and china, pooping american jobs back and forth. forever.

every american multinational will have a token us factory that basically doesn't produce anything, the way that they currently keep token clean and safe sweatshops to make it seem like conditions are that way in all of their sweatshops

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Zil posted:

Austin Texas just had to raise its rates for life flights to about $15,000 or so. The statement the city released said they were still on the low end of the pay scale. So I can only imagine there are going to be some real bill surprise stories to come if 15k is not even midrange.

dont even trip boo, they're going to privatize ATC so it'll be even cheaper, probably

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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wrong threado

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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knik durman

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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“You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.”

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Friend posted:

My brother-in-law is in the air force about to be stationed in south korea and he is the most pro-trump person I know. He's looking forward to having fewer regulations on killing dudes I think.

if he survives the first artillery barrage that is

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Mr Caputo added that he had cashed in his children’s college fund to help pay the lawyer and also provide extra security for his family following “death threats”.

chances are he cashed in his childrens college fund because he didnt want to sell any of his houses or boats

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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wait pizza shops dont get commercial insurance for their delivery drivers!?!?!?!??!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i also imagine buying insurance as a pizza driver would wipe out any earnings you make as a pizza driver

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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it is unfortunately true that nyc makes the best pizza and even a lovely nyc slice is vastly better than most pizza in this country


the best bagels thing is a lie though

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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World War Mammories posted:

"my death and the world's death are synonymous"

unfortunately boomers have been trying to make this reality happen for the past 40 years

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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this is the most disappointing thread on the forums

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bollig posted:

But yeah he was distinctly undemocratic, however his road to power was by enfranchising the disenfranchised. That having been said, politics in general was super corrupt back then. It's honestly astounding in comparison.

imagine being worried about a left populist leader being undemocratic in a state where the right to vote was determined by skin tone

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ahem i think you mean "literacy"



lol i love that question 1 is impossible to pass so no matter how well someone completes the rest of the test the person making sure black people don't vote can throw it out after question 1.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Sassy Sasquatch posted:

I had to read it 15 times and it’s really obtuse but I think you have to circle the 1.

thats ok, im sure you can rush through the rest of it in the remaining 3 minutes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

really the last one is the most difficult

seems mathematically impossible to have 5 circles with only one overlapping point

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ikanreed posted:

Small brain: responding to Trump tweets on Twitter like he'll reply.
Normal brain: subtweeting Trump since every one of us is dumb enough to read him
Large brain: Trump gimmick account
Galaxy brain: replying to months old Trump tweets on another site entirely like he'll reply

my favorite donald trump gimmick account:

https://twitter.com/donaltrumparody/status/1019039210769022976

https://twitter.com/donaltrumparody/status/1021514889389436928

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bygone times of plenty~

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

on the one hand it'll usher in a corbyn supermajority on the other everything will be so hosed he's kind of stuck in what he can do

so you're saying he'll be forced to nationalize all farms and transportation????????????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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don't worry, the world bank and imf are going to step in and give england the same great deal they've given the rest of the developing world lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

people are currently thinking about stocking up on tins of food there

how many people are going to try to cross into france via the inoperative chunnel

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

i'm being foolishly blasé about it all

bet u wish u had guns in the uk now :smugbert:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

i'm being foolishly blasé about it all

also no poo poo lol


Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Grape posted:

In a stunning turn of events the UK will have only Ireland to rely on in the event of the coming Brexit famine. Producing the largest poo poo eating grin in history on Ireland's face.

what makes you think england will handle it any differently this time lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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logikv9 posted:

my even more uninformed guess is that everybody is so prideful and unwilling to admit defeat that brexit happens and the nation goes full mad max

pretty solid uninformed guess based on what's happening in every liberal democracy everywhere (except portugal?)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm gonna get sooooo many cheap games workshop products from their suddenly devalued currency lol

you will be able to buy the entire company for a shipping container full of factory second bread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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in a cruel twist of fate, morrissey becomes a cannibal

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i gotta say my favorite stories are the ones where people voted for their spouse to be deported

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mods changed my name posted:

Wouldn't this guy just be considered a "race traitor" to the chuds anyhow?

half the alt right are married to poc it's insane

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so will they forbid their mixed-race sons from contaminating the white gene pool, or just proactively abort them

nah, they just mace them

https://twitter.com/gavin_mcinnes/status/827661441050226689?lang=en

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