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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



catholics are fine except for that whole international sexual predator coverup thing

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the catholic church is terrible on every issue related to sexuality, from child molestation to LGBT issues to birth control and abortion. its exactly what you'd expect from a group run entirely by old men who never get laid

ofc there are tons of evangelical schools that do poo poo like discipline rape victims when they report (for allowing themselves to be alone with a man) and then forgive the rapist if he prays and repents. not to mention being a successful sports coach is apparently a free pass to molest your athletes

it wasnt even that it was that being an assistant to a successful sports coach gives you a free pass to invite small children to the school for the explicit purpose of molesting them

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



yall are posting like youve just now noticed the media's obsession with tracking down and interviewing each and every diehard trump voter in the country

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol that there are still industry groups dumb enough to waste money on a useless PR campaign instead of spending it on something that would actually influence the government's decisionmaking, like booking your next 10 years of annual conventions and board meetings at trump hotels. are the democrats' consultants also advising the soybean grower association?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Megabound posted:

Get rekt soy boys

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Relin posted:

unfortunately time does turn backwards. you can see any number of nations descending into fascism (particularly ones in the middle east which used to be much more liberal) in the last 50 years. there's nothing "exceptional" about americans

well many of the middle eastern countries that regressed from functioning civil societies into right-wing autocracies over that time period like iran and egypt and israel were helped down that road by america

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Astrochicken posted:

(engulfed by)

(foreverially and loving it)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the cops said he was going to be extradited to norway or sweden or whatever to face rape charges and he said that actually the rape charges were a WITCH HUNT and he knew he was gonna get black bagged to a CIA black site

in actuality he is far too white and high-profile to just have gotten disappeared by obama

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



owning the libs to become an incel

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i want trtmp to yell at one of these farmers he's bankrupting on twitter for being disloyal to him like he did for harley davidson

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



so when is brexit for real happening again? is there like a specific date where if they havent reached a deal everything will go down?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bob dobbs is dead posted:

march 29 2019 11pm british time, 12am brussels time

hell yeah

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the funniest brexit outcome is, of course, they go through with it, decide it was a huge mistake, and run back to the EU under less favorable terms than they had to begin with

my completely uninformed guess is thats what the most likely outcome is

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



theoretically there can be another election before 2022 if the tories lose a no-confidence vote or if they decide to hold an election theyre sure to lose right as brexit happens so they can blame everything bad that happens on labour

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



logikv9 posted:

my even more uninformed guess is that everybody is so prideful and unwilling to admit defeat that brexit happens and the nation goes full mad max

yeah probably

i thought about it a little more and i think may and the tories probably went full steam ahead on this unstoppable two-year brexit deal because they understood at some level that manufacturing another economic crisis would be the most expedient route to ram through even more austerity and privatization. but having lost the majority and control of the situation they arent able to act on that.

also "manufacture a crisis to ram through even more austerity and privatization" is the entirety of the neoliberal playbook so being unable to do that, they are literally unable to do anything because they are incapable of understanding the situation as it is.

at another level they are also incapable of recognizing they have actually lost control of the process. this is also true of american neolibs in the age of TRUMP

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



to everyone with two brain cells to rub together it all looks mind-bogglingly stupid because theyre still trying to fit square pegs into round holes. and there are no square holes any more. we got a new board without square holes. there are a lot of different shapes of holes except square ones, and actually there are tons of matching pegs for all those shapes but the only one theyre working with is the square one

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



deporting my wife to own the libs

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



theres room for a chud joke of "trump announces plan to deport wives, approval rating among married men surges to 100%"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Al! posted:

half the alt right are married to poc it's insane

how do they reconcile this with the whole "white genocide" thing they always go on about

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



I understand the part about nazi germany saying that japanese get to count as white because otherwise the whole war alliance doesnt make sense

its like how the current nazis and altrighters all hate jews but the current government of israel and the greater likudniks are a-ok

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



my only regret is that i have but one livelihood to sacrifice for trump's latest temper tantrum

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i did my service in the trade war

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



star wars name trivia: the character anakin skywalker in the prequel movies is revealed at the end of episode 3 to turn into darth vader, meaning he is luke skywalker's father. savvy fans had already guessed this on many internet message boards, saying that luke skywalker and anakin skywalker having similar last names was a clue

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

So is Therm Scissorpunch

Anywho, I see the RNC is distancing themselves from the Koch brothers. It's going to be bonkers watching the GOP tell the Kochs to gently caress off because dear leader said so. Eating each other alive, etc.

the kochs' shadow political operation is 100x more effective and powerful than the official RNC and is literally the only actual force on their side that can do anything right besides grift their supporters so if they actually break up, one or two cycles will be all it takes to replace the last few republican holdouts with new astroturfed tea party 2.0 chuds

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Grape posted:

The current Tory leadership is starting to come across like they actually have a raving baby retard Trump core, just that it's under a nice stiff upper lip decorum candy coating.

that describes the entire conservative movement for its entire history

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Epic High Five posted:

The only thing protecting the UK from the EU is the fact that the bloodless neolibs may not slam the gas pedal down on putting them over a barrel as a warning to other countries if it means Corbyn or other "kill the rich expropriate the estates and turn their mansions into public housing" leftist becomes the next likely head of state

that would certainly be something, if corbyn or anyone else used brexit as a causus belli to overthrow the current head of state, the queen.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gringostar posted:

so what caused food prices to drop so much since 2012?

in 2010 and 2011 there were massive food shortages in many countries in EMEA and russia. russia in particular banned all wheat exports. the subsequent civil unrest included the arab spring and fairly big protests in russia. im guessing in 2012 the market overcorrected

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jose posted:

The best bit of this is that because a few steel industry people tell trump it's going great for them he doesn't see anything wrong

its funny with the free market thought leaders melting down "this is crony capitalism!!!! this is not what conservatism and free markets are about!!!!" as if anyone actually gives a poo poo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



neoliberalism is about doing crony capitalism (since in the real world there is no such thing as non-crony capitalism) but vehemently denying that it is

exhibit: the editor of the shitrag the national review

https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/1026450238792454144

e: heres some other jerkoff with a checkmark ive never heard of before
https://twitter.com/BobBurg/status/1026868929535332352

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 18:21 on Aug 8, 2018

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



1redflag posted:

It would actually do the opposite: why not threaten to leave, try to negotiate better deals, and if it fails, just run back to the EU and act like it never happened.

sadly the english are not blessed with the greatest dealmaker of all time as their president

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Escape From London, starring Kurt Russel

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



is there a way to get berlin rent prices without being constantly surrounded by those weird europeans

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



forced arbitration clauses 100% do violate the 7th amendment's right to a jury trial tho

it was thhe scotus who directly repealed the 7th amendment earlier this year though and not trjmp

although if you thought trump wouldnt nominate some incredibly evil gorsuck guy then lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Burt Sexual posted:

Six lane freeways? :eyepop:

not prohibitively expensive when the entire country is like the size of maryland

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Epic High Five posted:

people who don't own a bunch of capital or have a bunch of money

dont be silly. poors aren't people

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bush 1 was vp during iran contra and was previously the director you know he was deep in it even if he was smart enough to maintain plausible deniability

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hillary did not kill seth rich, however she did personally order the shooting of harambe and ben ghazi

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



we dont serve small sodas here sir. this is america.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BraveUlysses posted:

gonna be worth touching the poop with my abandoned BMW forums accounts after that happens

would anyone here be surprised to hear that BMW owners on the internet are almost always incredibly lovely racist Republicans or lolbertatians

bmw owner = rich = republican

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Telsa Cola posted:

While this may be true for the majority there have been several trump voters who have gone on national tv recanted their votes and basically called themselves idiots.

while i have no doubt many of these people exist i find it hard to believe they were allowed to go on tv if they were going to disavow trump

hopefully the people who booked them have been fired so that mistake wont be repeated

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 07:05 on Aug 23, 2018

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