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Zeroisanumber posted:Why haven't you ever done a Let's Play of Wall Street Kid? im not going to do that because im lazy but one time i did read the gamefaqs guide to wall street kid and the guide is literally "buy whatever the newspaper tells you to buy" and thats it. the newspaper isnt even vague about poo poo its like "Banana about to go big with new home computer!!!" and hten you buy BNAN stock and hit the wait button while the primitive RNG rolls the dice
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literally the first day on my job i went to take a poo poo and the head bond analyst guy was reading a newspaper on the toilet next to me. i knew this because he was loudly fanning his newspaper and talking to himself about the news. i didnt know who he was then, but man i recognize his voice now and feel really stupid for telling him to shut up because i cant poo poo with people talking
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Mar 22, 2020 05:23
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Stefan Prodan posted:one time I tried to play that game with savestates and I would reload the previous week and go allin on whatever had the highest % gain and somehow I still didn't win!!!! i am sorry stocks the game failed you. as a consolation, the win screen is at the bottom of my sig. give me your money ----------------
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:If you can’t poo poo cum while people are talking about finance fundamentals like FISTING (Finance Intrigue, Self-promotion and Talking Important New Growth potential) then I’m really disappointed compared to what I would expect from Capital Under Management. C'mon man, give me a break. I was adjusting to my first day on the job. Like they literally had ash trays in the men's room stalls in case you needed to smoke and poo poo. I was not prepared for the old man power levels I met, and on top of that I was meeting them on their home turf.
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Mar 22, 2020 09:19
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*gently ruffles a newspaper* *the wheat fields bend as a breeze blows through them* *i hesitate to question whether someone who is in charge of me should be taking regular naps in the toilet*
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Mar 22, 2020 09:22
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motherfucker now i cant get past the part in wall street kid where you need to buy your wife a diamond tiara. gently caress this game is hard
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:That is fair, with the ashtray right next to the customary business hole it can be hard to a focus. like apparently a lady who was the girl in charge of stock trades spent every afternoon for a decade before she retired passed out on the couch in the wonen's restroom. every day, getting paid for it the mens room never had a couch. we couldnt even dream of a couch. our need to compete precluded the existence of a couch. even in this moment i would kill and murder and crack skulls open just so i could telll peoiple how much they should love the couch cumshitter has issued a correction as of 13:07 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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Mar 22, 2020 13:04
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the US government built me up and tore me down and turned me into an interior designer who kills without a moment's hesitation., these are your tax dollars at work *kisses biceps*
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Mar 22, 2020 13:14
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yorkinshire posted:Pretty sure Frank is the guy who described his perfect evening is eating a plate of wet noodles alone watching a new newsroom episode. He has terminal dc brain. i listened to the chapo breakdown of newsroom and it sounds hilariously dumb since the premise is fanficiton about past news events
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Mar 24, 2020 20:39
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Mar 25, 2020 20:09
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when society collapses im going to run a bucket shop out of my garage where people can bet dried corn, flour, lightbulbs, etc. on futures such as probability of rain, wind, etc.
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Mar 26, 2020 16:57
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he thought it was liberal propaganda. i wish liberal propaganda was this effective
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Mar 27, 2020 00:06
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Platystemon posted:Weather forecasts are already degraded because not as many planes are flying and providing pressure readings for the models. that wont affect my bucket shop business
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Mar 27, 2020 08:28
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everyone in the villages is a chud and theyre all dead. nobody will survive. htye have spnt hte last month high fiving and spitting in each others mouths and rubbing their droopy balls and breasts on each others golf clubs becuase covid is a fake news hoax and evne as theyre dying theyll claim its not covid becuase that was made up by the lib media to hurt the president
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Mar 30, 2020 20:15
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there might be 1 or 2 lone survivors but its going to be like the twilight zone episode where they finally have all the itme in the world to watch fox news but htey lost their hearing aids or the remote contorl or nobody is around to show them how to plug in the cable box or something
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Mar 30, 2020 20:15
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Epic High Five posted:The only reason generations exist are to mark discrete advertising blocs for strategies and to give our lying and cowardly media sphere a way to talk about inequality without ever bringing up class or race or materialism actually they exit so you can lie about your age on grindr. which is fine. its actually moral and just if genine hollywood casting directors have told that you look young enough to bang guys who could be your grandchildren. i think you would be morally obligated to lie about your age at that point, esepcially if you are beautiful
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Apr 5, 2020 13:10
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hello sir im from "Inside" the pornographic trade magazine what are your thoughts?
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BiggerBoat posted:My weird CHUD like Super Christian coworker keeps telling me how cheap airline fares are and, a few weeks ago, was all into going to the gym. So those are two things that are probably at the top of the list of poo poo you should NOT do but he's almost being openly defiant about it as a test of his faith or some such weirdness and if he or nobody he knows dies from c19, he'll view it as an affirmation of his super jesusness. He'd never expressed interest in going to a gym before Covid. your cowroker definitely believes in angels and demons
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Apr 19, 2020 00:34
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Is that video of a guy walking out of his car to attack a film crew without putting it in park first and thereby allowing it to roll over somebody? yes, lol.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:She’s not mayor because she’s highly qualified for the job. She’s mayor because she’s the wife of the previous mayor, whose main qualifications were being a mob lawyer, and being paid to advertise Bombay Sapphire gin at official government functions. yeah i looked up his wikipedia page and lol Remarks to schoolchildren On March 3, 2005, Goodman spoke to a group of fourth-graders at Jo Mackey Elementary School. When asked what he would take with him if marooned on a desert island, the mayor replied, "A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin." When asked about his hobbies, the mayor named drinking Bombay Sapphire Gin as a favorite. Later, when asked to comment about his statements, Goodman was unapologetic: "I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer, the kid shouldn't have asked the question." This caused an outcry from parents whose children heard the remark, and school officials said the remark was inappropriate.[26][27] Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas In July 2006 the mayor criticized the Ubisoft game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas for its premise of terrorism in Las Vegas, because he thought it may tarnish the city's image. He stated, "It's based on a false premise.... It could be harmful economically, and it may be something that's not entitled to free speech (protection).... I will ask... whether or not we can stop it."[28] Publication of the game was not hindered.
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Bearded Whiteguy posted:Lol, look at this loser: philipcums@yahoo
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my bony fealty posted:Erickson complaining on Twitter about having to walk three quarters of a mile is the funniest poo poo ever i looked it up becuase i was curious how his body could give out on him like that. i guess blisters come from wearing ill fitting shoes? like i dunno buying shoes isnt that hard for me. ive walked several miles in dress shoes that are not meant for walks and never gotten a blister. i just imagine erick erickson stumbling around with bedpans on his feet or something. three quarters of a mile. how???
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May 6, 2020 07:25
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The Lone Badger posted:That's like, what, a ten-minute stroll? 0.75 miles at ten minutes would be a pretty brisk 13 minute 20 second mile walking pace. so probalby more like 13-17 minutes of walking. i dont even know what he looks like, but that would be an average 16-20 minute mile, which is fairly achievable for anyone who isnt an invalid
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May 6, 2020 07:50
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i want to save this system that reduced my choices to two senile old rapists who i both hate and neither of which represent me in any meaningful way. i will fight to preserve this status quo
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Jun 23, 2020 12:39
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Epic High Five posted:is Day by Day the one that's obviously traced from porn and the comic itself is just like, Turner Diaries poo poo i wouldnt say its the turner diaries because the plot is just "old but hot conservatives are constantly in the process of getting undressed while talking about stupid and farfetched plans to own the libs" i dont follow it closely but apparently the hot redhead in it is middle aged with an adult daughter but also her mom is a super hot gmilf who she swims naked with and the gmilf married a rich conservative indian or asian billionaire who funds plans like making a t-1000 built on american soil so schwarzenegger can technically run for president and other inanely boring poo poo
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Jun 27, 2020 12:56
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TheKennedys posted:we originally were telling people to go get a mask and come back, but my AGM was the one that sheepishly told us we weren't allowed to turn people away, because we weren't allowed to ask why they were exempt if they started bitching. He thinks it's dumb, my GM won't shut up about how dumb it is, but I guess it's corporate policy and one of the ones we can't just ignore and do whatever we want like we normally do. your boss and employers are lying to you for the bottom line.
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Jul 3, 2020 04:39
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lol at the people gingerly using sticks to put their mask in the tiny bucket fire with the trepidation of a 3 year old bozo the clown pulled out of the audience getting ready for the first bucket toss
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Jul 22, 2020 05:04
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 im not afraid of fake news covid but i dont wanna get burned, yknow? gotta be careful.
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Saros posted:
i dont know poo poo about reese-mogg but even his heavily astroturfed wikipedia page attempts to portray his childhood in a flattering light in how he was gifted money and stocks and then went to shareholder meetings to shout about how he wants higher dividends, as if the corporate board hates lowering dividends like theres no way his kids arent being raised as absolute shitheels too like imagine a child showing up to a shareholder meeting for a utility company, a class of companies known for paying high dividends, and shouting about how his one share will only pay $1.13 instead of $1.20 this year Shadow0 posted:Imagine having an entire Wikipedia article dedicated to the time you wore a different colored shirt. not as thorough as the disgusting chrischan wiki with images of all his shirts
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chapo discussed the war boner for China as being a remnant of a bunch of older politico dipshits studying the soviet union in college during the cold war and having no idea how to deal with a post USSR world without inventing a new cold war i don't necessarily think they are wrong. Condoleeza Rice was exactly this person in the bush admin. but i don't think a bunch of people who got their careers started as weird Twitter poo poo posters have the most nuanced take on it. there's also the fact that as China and India continue to modernize and improve the standards of living for two billion plus people they will butt heads with our insanely rich but smaller population country whose military policy is basically doomsday prepper thought on a national level
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Sep 12, 2020 11:19
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doomsday prepper thought but only for guns and no care for water, food, and medicine
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Sep 12, 2020 11:24
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doomsday prepper thought but only for guns and no care for water, food, and medicine
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Sep 12, 2020 12:55
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i cant wait to see which rightwing celebrity dies from covid after the next indoor trump rally. you know theyre all thinking "im younger and healthier than herman cain. that seat is loving empty right now, and i can fill it"
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:hell yeah, I love Stalin now you would love the end of In the Court of the Red Tsar. at the end of his life stalin would call up his buddies every night and theyd have to go to his party mansion and get tanked on vodka while stalin just told them the same stories over and over again. husbands would look their wives in the eyes on the verge of tears saying, "im sorry honey, stalin called" and they would intermittently go hide in the bathrooms to gossip like schoolgirls and talk about how much they hated it ryanrs posted:lol imagine giving up your favorite food because you're afraid of farting he was married to germany. a true gentleman doesnt fart in front of his wife or within her borders
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Sep 15, 2020 21:24
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also in case it wasnt obvious not going to stalins parties meant you were going to die so like you had to party under threat of death
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Sep 15, 2020 21:27
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AngryBooch posted:https://twitter.com/5_2blue/status/1305979884859273216 worst case scenario is that his home is underinsured, which is only if he owns it outright since a mortgage lender will require that you insure for the full amount.
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Sep 16, 2020 07:52
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guns are for wimps. if i am ever threatened i will shoot cum from my rear end at 90,000 psi, enough to cut through steel. i will kill a man with his own seed after bringing him to climax, asserting myself as master of life and death
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Sep 18, 2020 19:33
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mmm mmm, breech loaded beans
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Sep 19, 2020 08:31
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Business Gorillas posted:wasn't she raised in some kind of fundie cult? no her parents are well to do and her mother apparently worked for a democratic congressman. i remember articles about the family trying to deprogram her when she left the admin the first time
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imagine having to explain the concept of death to a 74 year old idiot who is also the leader of the free world "its like going to commercial break but... you just dont come back" "that doesnt sound so bad."
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