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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

muscles like this! posted:

Giant Bomb played a little of this on their Friday stream and when you play as the monster in multiplayer it has a big swinging dick.
That's appropriate because I got totally hosed on my background/emoticon badge gamble.

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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Dominoes posted:

Hey dudes. Looking to see if there are top-notch single-player games I've missed.

Context:
-I thought The Witness was unbelievably clever.
-Loved Talos principle and its expansion
-Loved Witcher 2 and 3.
-Well-made choose-your-own-approach games like Deus Ex, System Shock 2, Dishonored/2 are great.
-Games with meaningful choices like Alpha Protocol are always welcome.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/336610/

Gothic 1 & 2 are also amazing but stats/skills play a much larger role (while still retaining an importance on player skill & observation).

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Shima Honnou posted:

Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/623350/Hoversurf_in_the_Mess/

Hell yeah Mineirinho DLC.
Oh gently caress yes

quote:

FEATURES :
Physically real Hoverboards.
The songs make you happy and excited.
A game with ideology !!!

EDIT:
"DLC in 85%
In a few days will be released this awaited dlc, development progress is at 85%, and this game will show what Brazil is going through at the moment with many critics against corruption !!! "

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jun 2, 2017

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
http://store.steampowered.com/app/683440/BootyBuns__21/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

SelenicMartian posted:

The right man in the wrong hole can make all the difference.
This is why I'm buying BootyBuns.

(also for inevitable overpriced trading cards/emoticons/backgrounds to make a profit but whatever)

Voyager I posted:

I don't feel like putting this on my browser history directly, so can you tell me if this is supposed to be extremely sexy or if it's actually meant to be some kind of horror game?

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Aug 9, 2017

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Obviously, yes.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Check out the sequel: http://store.steampowered.com/app/749550/Lawnmower_Game_2_Drifter/

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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Award for most fitting name:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/740190/Mistake_Souls/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Palpek posted:

The game asks you to be a good mom and take care of the baby but then you can...slap the baby? You can drop the baby onto the floor, throw the baby into the dumpster, you can set the baby on fire. Get it? You can KILL the baby. I can't breathe, we're going to make millions.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Someone page Freak Futanari ASAP: https://store.steampowered.com/app/790410/Futanari_Quest/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
They just need to up the price to $500 instead of $100. Any developer who's serious about their actual non-asset flip real game will pay it. Might actually get noticed on Steam too since the poo poo devs will be priced out since they know they won't make that money back in sales.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Foo Diddley posted:

Yep, it was the whole country that did it, not just a few people who live there

maybe it was us all along

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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
I also knew about going straight pacifist beforehand and then did the little extra for the true ending and well I hated about 99% of it and assume that it's aimed at today's kids who are apparently insufferably "random" and have zero attention span.

The last boss looking like a magazine ransom note was kinda cool/creepy though I guess.

RatHat posted:

That's because it was designed by Everdraed, a goon.
Oh sweet, I didn't know that. I love his other stuff.

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 29, 2019

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

SelenicMartian posted:

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/
steam store is no place for these mighty warriors

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
is this what vietnam was like

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Good news for those of you with microphones! The probably-doesn't-belong-in-here Mass Effect sex game is holding open casting calls!


https://twitter.com/Studiofow/status/1130642920787324930
This is literally the hardest decision of my life.





(heh)

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
I knew I saw this somewhere:

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP2979-CUSA10626_00-AV00000000000005

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
System Shock demo is really, really bad. Playing through the entirety of SS like this would be a nightmare.

EDIT: Whoops, wrong thread but eh it kinda fits.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Please watch the first 2 trailers:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1004210/Pandamonia/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
oh hey guys what's hap https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222640/Cumming_Hotel__A_Gay_Furry_Slice_of_Life/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Was hoping Shadow of War would be in the list.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

I dont know posted:

Is that $250 just salary for the VA, because I can't imagine getting studio time for that unless your recording setup is a USB mic and a closet with cardboard taped to the walls.
Most of us VO freelancers have created our own in-home studios to record. Renting studio time somewhere would completely destroy any profit to be made from a gig.

Zetsubou-san posted:

spread among each VA, for a game with thousands of lines per character and at least 6 characters
Did they forget a couple 0's because wow.

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Mar 12, 2020

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1333850/Desktop_Ricardo/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Just stumbled upon something that feels way more unnerving & sinister than our usual finds:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1311220/Johann_Weiss/

He also has a tee shirt store...
https://www.bonfire.com/store/jmaa-tv/

Look at some of those designs and tell me this dude's not hosed up.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1314480/Don_Flatus_Poop_Hunter/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
I don't understand how someone could miss the perfect opportunity to call their sequel "BootyNuns & 21"

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1135900/Bootybuns_2/

HOW

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
This lady should probably see a doctor:



https://store.steampowered.com/app/999180/Hunter_Survive_Zero/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

OwlFancier posted:

Can you kiss a lizard on the lips? I didn't think they had lips.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
you can pay $1 to watch a man play with his dog:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1307250/BorderCollie_Game/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

F.D. Signifier posted:

Steam Next Fest is a treasure trove of weird badness amongst the 10,000 vampire survivors clones, including this gem:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1673070/The_Lost_Weld/

Thing is it has a bunch of actual professional voice actors working on this somehow, but the 3D models all have this uncanny quality that remind me of human shrek



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax8tj5JhIKU

i can't believe they didn't contact me for the valor's kids official video game

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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Radio Paranoia posted:



Oh look, more Steam jump-scare shovelware trying to bootstrap off that YouTube animation that got super popular last year.



That's certainly a price tag.



Seems like a better deal.
They price it this way to artificially inflate their personal SteamGifts.com level so they can enter into higher-tier contests.

Yes, really.

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