Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Man being in the navy was great, the chow loving sucked poo poo but I didn't have to wear a dumbass pt belt

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 07:13

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:07

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

I think it might be a hashbrown?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 11:45

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Two Finger posted:

DFAC thread background please

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 18:06

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Im the scope mounted on the heat shield

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 23:23

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

this should be in the OP forever

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 21:49

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 00:46

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Still waiting on nuclear death, I mean its T +18 now and SS-18 Satan (Praise be unto Him) has still not passed judgement on us. Maybe we were judged, and found unworthy?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 00:58

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

The Rat posted:

Still continuing the tradition of having a rifle somewhere in the picture? (bottom left)

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 02:07

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Number Ten Cocks posted:

https://twitter.com/theravensmoon/status/829083742794895360

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 04:30

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.

The irony is engraved in him forever now.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 07:06

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

saw this 30s tv spot in another video and i was motivated enough to post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p10m0Jdk8tc&t=1269s

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 07:49

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Blackhawk

gently caress man, you weren't on board that thing were you?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 08:48

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

No. It was my whole team including the guy that replaced me a couple months after I got moved from scout platoon to our retarded sergeant major's psd.

gently caress, that sucks dude, sorry man. :smith:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 09:08

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Have some yoga butts to take your mind off of the suck

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 09:17

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.

As long as you serve surf and turf before bullshit proclamations from the base CO im ok

Even better if you manage to get the "ice cream" machine working

orange juche fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Feb 8, 2017

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 17:36

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

MurderBot posted:

Does this DFAC have club soda because I like bubbles in my water but aspartame causes my autism to act up.

The soda machine is broken, it's been broken for weeks, contractors were supposed to have fixed it but I guess they forgot to. The KP just propped a tray up in front of the machine and stuck a piece of paper to it that says "BROKEN"

orange juche fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 8, 2017

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 19:47

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Two Finger posted:

Also jfc Heat kicks all kinds of rear end

But in bullshit news John Wick 2 isn't getting an NZ cinema release.

Guess I'm moving to trumpland after all

Get on board with kodi

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 22:48

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mad Dragon posted:

heh

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:53

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Pesticide20 posted:

Holy poo poo my girlfriend has never seen pterodactyl porn

The gently caress is that?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:53

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

big titty mothra chased by a rodan on hoverboard then gently caress

New thread title

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:56

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

I have a question, does this DFAC boast about a 5 star rating like the chow hall on base in Japan did?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:37

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i think every dfac I went to had won the award of best DFAC in the army

Pretty much the same across all branches then.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:39

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I wasn't even joking with the "Of Excellence" with the thread title, the army seriously decided to just call everything blah blah blah "Of Excellence" one year

Oh yeah no our half-cooked-food chow hall was "Of Excellence" ditto with the enlisted barracks that were completely ate up with black mold and water damage, the solution to which was just paint over it and pretend it didn't exist.

Pretty sure all the branches can come together in hatred/jealousy of the air force with their excellent on-base facilities and barracks/rec facilities/gyms.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 05:05

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

the craziest thing to me was recently learning that the people in the USAF that work at the gyms was literally their MOS and not shitbags tasked out lol

LMAO 3M0X1 is pretty much the same as Ships Serviceman in the navy, but at least we still sent shitbags TDY to work the gyms and stuff

quote:

The Airman Services Career Field is a contingency-related field. Personnel serving in this career field may participate in recovery operations as a result of natural and manmade disasters. Also, they may be subject to deployment and employment in hostile environments created by terrorism, sabotage, or chemical, biological, or conventional warfare.

You will need to be able to operate equipment and follow procedures to provide food, shelter, laundry, first aid, field sanitation and hygiene, mortuary service, recreation, and physical fitness to deployed forces.

I wonder if civvies can read that and figure out that you are the ball bitch at the gym.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Feb 11, 2017

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 05:23

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Pesticide20 posted:

You're awesome HCT

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 08:05

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Pesticide20 posted:

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/830238292595470340?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Chuck Tingle loves Katy Perry too

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 21:00

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Chicken wheels

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 10:50

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

at the date posted:

I never let the Internet intrude on my pooping

always something in print

O wait its at the date

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 03:11

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 07:43

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Zeris posted:

I'm starting to wonder whether IKs are a net positive for this forum

Pick better IKs i nominate Nostalgia4Murder, hopefully he will be as good as an IK as he is at following through on OC spray toxx clauses.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 01:42

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

If this is the NZ Navy where's my rum ration

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 21:47

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Kick-Puncher posted:

Is starship troopers streaming anywhere? I got a hankering to relive some memories and couldnt find it

KODI and some freely available add-ons are your best bet for watching it on the cheap. If you have a bit of money, you can rent it from Amazon for 2.99.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 09:09